What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Dude, we haven't even started summer yet.

Psst. Christmas in July.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Ok. I'm done now.

 

[morelikeasong]

Nerd Alert!

What bird identifier apps do you use?

I just google images the “backyard birds of [my state]” and and then go through the posters looking for one that seems close and then I google that one for further investigation… an app would probably be more streamlined

 

[Apisto42]

I just google images the “backyard birds of [my state]” and and then go through the posters looking for one that seems close and then I google that one for further investigation… an app would probably be more streamlined

The Cornell Merlin bird id lets you record the songs and tells you who is singing. It’s really nice.and free.

 

[AmberLGreen]

The Cornell Merlin bird id lets you record the songs and tells you who is singing. It’s really nice.and free.

Why do I think that you found that app when searching for “what sounds do tits make?”

 

[Apisto42]

Why do I think that you found that app when searching for “what sounds do tits make?”

I know the sound your floppy old tits make when you turn over…

 

[morelikeasong]

The Cornell Merlin bird id lets you record the songs and tells you who is singing. It’s really nice.and free.

I’ll check it out!

Does it pick up from inside the house?

What about differentiate from multiple birds singing at once?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I know the sound your floppy old tits make when you turn over…

Do you prefer that to the sound my flaps make against my knees?

 

[Apisto42]

Unlike @AmberLGreen who is so old that her hearing is almost gone, the Merlin bird ID can identify many birds at once. But it has a hard time inside the house.

 

[Apisto42]

Do you prefer that to the sound my flaps make against my knees?

No, but I best like the sound of my saggy old man balls hitting your calves.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Nerd Alert!

What bird identifier apps do you use?

My neighbor just tells me which ones are at her feeders. I just smile and nod.

But I do like seeing the birds

 

[AmberLGreen]

Unlike @AmberLGreen who is so old that her hearing is almost gone, the Merlin bird ID can identify many birds at once. But it has a hard time inside the house.

So it wasn’t anything to do with the sound of tits at all. You got it so you could identify which one of your harem was complaining again

 

[Apisto42]

So it wasn’t anything to do with the sound of tits at all. You got it so you could identify which one of your harem was complaining again

Nah, you’re the only old ho I’ve got in rotation that bitches a lot.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nah, you’re the only old ho I’ve got in rotation that bitches a lot.

Asking you to shave your saggy balls is not bitching. Those thick grey hairs are like wire wool against my crepey calves

One of these days, you will slice one of my varicose veins open

 

[Apisto42]

Asking you to shave your saggy balls is not bitching. Those thick grey hairs are like wire wool against my crepey calves

One of these days, you will slice one of my varicose veins open

Hey! You said that you liked it that I wove my ball hair and chest hair into a soft grey blanket!

You should probably stop talking at this point and just swallow.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hey! You said that you liked it that I wove my ball hair and chest hair into a soft grey blanket!

You should probably stop talking at this point and just swallow.

Shall I put my teeth back in so you fill my mouth a little bit?

 

[LostHorizon]

Cornell Merlin Bird ID.

That’s the one I use!

I just google images the “backyard birds of [my state]” and and then go through the posters looking for one that seems close and then I google that one for further investigation… an app would probably be more streamlined

I use the one mentioned above. It identifies their calls and songs. In the morning there are about a dozen different birds all yapping at once. The Cornell app definitely streamlines things nicely.

My neighbor just tells me which ones are at her feeders. I just smile and nod.

But I do like seeing the birds

I like seeing them too. We have one of those feeders that attaches to the window so when they come around we can look at them. The best part about that is watching how all the different birds interact with each other.

That’s when the damn squirrels don’t raid the feeder! But I can’t get too mad at the squirrels. I would do the same thing if I was a squirrel.

 

[Apisto42]

Shall I put my teeth back in so you fill my mouth a little bit?

Girl, you know I like the gumming action.

 

[EvaLane]

Nerd Alert!

What bird identifier apps do you use?

My peepers, of course!

It’ll take a few years until I get serious enough for apps and deserts

 

[Apisto42]

My peepers, of course!

It’ll take a few years until I get serious enough for apps and deserts

Are you eating songbirds?!?! You villian.

Your new name is Cruella.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I need to seriously consider revising my book idea and cut it into two short stories...

 

[EctoJohn]

I check google way too often to double check I'm spelling a word correctly that I was spelling correctly.

 

[peekingone]

Early rise tomorrow, so not staying up to late. Golf in the morning.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ooooooh - and she’s got a FAQ post too

Buckle up friends, this should get good

 

[KatieKulka32]

Early rise tomorrow, so not staying up to late. Golf in the morning.

You're more serious about golf than work it seems

There is wisdom in your methods