What are your biggest SPH near misses?

[Luv4hotwives]

I think any guy who is into SPH has had those times where we were SO close the an amazing SPH moment.

I was helping my brother in-law at the time and his GF move. She was always a bit flirty with me, and seemed somewhat curious about my size. My partner at the time had apparently joked about me having a small penis, but never confirmed it. Anyway, we were starting early and I had just thrown on some old workout shorts and a t-shirt. The shorts were a bit loose and at the last minute I tied the string extra tight, just to be safe.

When carrying in a heavy piece of furniture with my brother in-law his girlfriend came up to me. I was completely defenseless and she grabbed my shorts and underwear and tried pulling both down. She pulled hard on them many times, but I tied them on too tight. When she gave up she muttered something like, "awe man, I was finally going to see how small your penis was."

To this day I am so disappointed with myself for tying that string. I had just left it as it was, she would have gotten an extended and great look at my penis. And she would have teased me mercilessly for being small.

That was the most significant time. What were your SPH near misses?

 

[nassauguy_2001]

Many years back we went to a group ski outing in PA, about 10-11 of us. My then GF and I offered her girlfriend to bunk with us as she wanted to join us, but did not have a partner or BF. When we finished on the slopes for the day, we all retreated to one of the bedrooms (mine) for drinks, smoke and junk food before we cleaned up and went to dinner. It was almost 8:00 PM and we were all buzzed and drunk so I dragged my G/F into the bathroom so we could shower and get ready for dinner before the dining room closed at 9:00.

We got naked and started the shower and after she sat on the commode to release a large quantity of wine, I got in position in front of her and scooted her butt forward and went to town eating her pussy. I love to eat pussy and she gladly welcomes my oral attention as our other sexual activities leave her frustrated and disappointed. I failed to mention that she is very verbal when she is high or drunk, and even more so when she is both. She is a First Class moaner, no words needed, just moans of ecstasy!!!

When we exited the bathroom after our shower only her friend and one other couple were still there, as the rest of the group got the message to get ready for dinner. I noticed that her friend could not look at me, but the other couple had big smiles and lots of comments and laughs about our "shower time." The other couple soon left to get ready and before we knew it we were all at a big round table for dinner. Dinner went well with the wine and drinks flowing into almost midnight when we finished our "after dinner" drinks and they politely asked us to PLEASE go back to our rooms!!!

Our room had only a king bed, so after some drunk arguing we agreed to all three sleep in the big bed with my g/f in the middle for "safety." I slept in just boxers and both girls slept in just bra and panties. Yes we had been drinking since mid morning!

Sometime during the night my G/F got up to use the bathroom. I used this chance to quietly slip out of bed and lose my boxers. I got back into bed with as little movement as possible and assumed the middle position in the bed, now wide awake. I slowly made sure my leg was touching her friend as I got settled in. My G/F returned and got into bed next to me without a thought. As I heard her start to breath heavily (snore) I took a chance and shifted slightly towards her girlfriend, now making more contact with her legs and thighs. While I wasn't quite "spooning" her, my upper body was making more contact with her body. I shifted my position slightly and leaned more into her body. This movement must have woken her from her slumber as I suddenly felt her lean back more into my body.

After what felt like hours (probably 15 seconds) I felt her hand on my leg, slowly crawling up and down to confirm if I was still wearing boxers. I still think I was holding my breath for "minutes" hoping that she would reach down and over to touch my little guy. Her hand moved up and down several times as if to confirm that I was totally naked beneath the cover of the sheets and blanket. My drunken mind was racing, could I get "something" from this girl now? I knew a blowjob was not likely, but maybe just a little discrete hand-job and get to cum? I was desperate to get off, especially from a different hand other than my own.

I shifted slightly in the bed towards her hoping that her hand might find a hold on my little hard pride and joy, but the movement must have startled my G/F. She shifted in her position and when her body made contact with my naked ass she realized that I had lost my boxers. She quietly woke me and had me change bed positions, with her back in the middle, but only after replacing my boxers.

Opportunity lost. Thank you Janice for the memories!

 

[Luv4hotwives]

Many years back we went to a group ski outing in PA, about 10-11 of us. My then GF and I offered her girlfriend to bunk with us as she wanted to join us, but did not have a partner or BF. When we finished on the slopes for the day, we all retreated to one of the bedrooms (mine) for drinks, smoke and junk food before we cleaned up and went to dinner. It was almost 8:00 PM and we were all buzzed and drunk so I dragged my G/F into the bathroom so we could shower and get ready for dinner before the dining room closed at 9:00.

We got naked and started the shower and after she sat on the commode to release a large quantity of wine, I got in position in front of her and scooted her butt forward and went to town eating her pussy. I love to eat pussy and she gladly welcomes my oral attention as our other sexual activities leave her frustrated and disappointed. I failed to mention that she is very verbal when she is high or drunk, and even more so when she is both. She is a First Class moaner, no words needed, just moans of ecstasy!!!

When we exited the bathroom after our shower only her friend and one other couple were still there, as the rest of the group got the message to get ready for dinner. I noticed that her friend could not look at me, but the other couple had big smiles and lots of comments and laughs about our "shower time." The other couple soon left to get ready and before we knew it we were all at a big round table for dinner. Dinner went well with the wine and drinks flowing into almost midnight when we finished our "after dinner" drinks and they politely asked us to PLEASE go back to our rooms!!!

Our room had only a king bed, so after some drunk arguing we agreed to all three sleep in the big bed with my g/f in the middle for "safety." I slept in just boxers and both girls slept in just bra and panties. Yes we had been drinking since mid morning!

Sometime during the night my G/F got up to use the bathroom. I used this chance to quietly slip out of bed and lose my boxers. I got back into bed with as little movement as possible and assumed the middle position in the bed, now wide awake. I slowly made sure my leg was touching her friend as I got settled in. My G/F returned and got into bed next to me without a thought. As I heard her start to breath heavily (snore) I took a chance and shifted slightly towards her girlfriend, now making more contact with her legs and thighs. While I wasn't quite "spooning" her, my upper body was making more contact with her body. I shifted my position slightly and leaned more into her body. This movement must have woken her from her slumber as I suddenly felt her lean back more into my body.

After what felt like hours (probably 15 seconds) I felt her hand on my leg, slowly crawling up and down to confirm if I was still wearing boxers. I still think I was holding my breath for "minutes" hoping that she would reach down and over to touch my little guy. Her hand moved up and down several times as if to confirm that I was totally naked beneath the cover of the sheets and blanket. My drunken mind was racing, could I get "something" from this girl now? I knew a blowjob was not likely, but maybe just a little discrete hand-job and get to cum? I was desperate to get off, especially from a different hand other than my own.

I shifted slightly in the bed towards her hoping that her hand might find a hold on my little hard pride and joy, but the movement must have startled my G/F. She shifted in her position and when her body made contact with my naked ass she realized that I had lost my boxers. She quietly woke me and had me change bed positions, with her back in the middle, but only after replacing my boxers.

Opportunity lost. Thank you Janice for the memories!

Do you think anything would have happened had your gf not intervened?

 

[nassauguy_2001]

Do you think anything would have happened had your gf not intervened?

I was hoping for a handjob

 

[CrippledGuy]

I had many. The first time I was turned on by humiliation was more than 30 years ago. I just had a major surgery to my back, was completely imobile and had to stay in a carehome for months. Most residents were elderly people so a young guy was rare. My catheter had to be replaced and the head nurse would let a practitioner nurse replace it. The nurse practitioner was my age and handsome, inexperienced and a bit clumsy. When she tried to push in the catheter but instead pushed my tiny dick inside my belly she started giggling as and pretended she had to search for it or lost my penis. The head nurse got angry with her and pushed her out of the room. I heard her laughing out loud in the corridor and I am sure she told other students how small I am. It turned me on and from that day on I was proud to be different.

 

[Brittttlvr]

I think any guy who is into SPH has had those times where we were SO close the an amazing SPH moment.

I was helping my brother in-law at the time and his GF move. She was always a bit flirty with me, and seemed somewhat curious about my size. My partner at the time had apparently joked about me having a small penis, but never confirmed it. Anyway, we were starting early and I had just thrown on some old workout shorts and a t-shirt. The shorts were a bit loose and at the last minute I tied the string extra tight, just to be safe.

When carrying in a heavy piece of furniture with my brother in-law his girlfriend came up to me. I was completely defenseless and she grabbed my shorts and underwear and tried pulling both down. She pulled hard on them many times, but I tied them on too tight. When she gave up she muttered something like, "awe man, I was finally going to see how small your penis was."

To this day I am so disappointed with myself for tying that string. I had just left it as it was, she would have gotten an extended and great look at my penis. And she would have teased me mercilessly for being small.

That was the most significant time. What were your SPH near misses?

I don’t seem to miss. Exposed, time and time again. I don’t think you can really keep a secret of you size out there.

 

[bjlatx]

I had a hernia once and was sent to a lady surgeon. It was the first time that I really got turned on having my small dick exposed. She was attractive and a nurse came in with her. She was checking out the hernia but I could see them both looking at my little dick.

A few years later, I’d had some other health issues. A man doctor had just examined me and a lady doctor came in afterwards. She asked if the other doctor had already examined me and I said “yes”. I really wish I hadn’t said that. I really wanted to be exposed in front of her. That’s probably my biggest miss.

 

[SPARTAN047]

I might get my little clitty examined during my next transitioning visit.

I did get it seen during my circumcision and all the times carers caught naked in the shower.

 

[nutoseen]

I posted on other thread as well. but it fits here as well.
hope this ramble makes sense...
I went to female dermatologist this week to get mole removed off inner butt cheek. so not sexy, I know. doctor came in reviewed my details and then I was asked to disrobe and given a full body check to determine if other spots needed done as well. even though I was given a robe my little guy was on display at times when needing to check some areas and I loved it. finally, it was time to freeze off the mole. I was told to take off gown and stood there naked with shrinkage. the dermatologist then explained while looking at my whole body intently that she was going to use a cryotherapy device to freeze mole as she couldn’t cut it due to type and i may feel even colder and said sorry these rooms are so cold. me facing her the whole time. (I was loving my tiny penis being seen and the CFNM situation and her in control.)
she then said "turn around and bend over". I did as told. she then touched my butt and tried to spread my cheek. she said out loud that she could not get to the mole and then switched hands and cheeks and tried again with same result. she asked "would you mind bending over a little more and spreading your cheeks for me"? I said "okay" like this? will this work? ...I was bent over wide open and balls viewable as well, little guy not viewable. she said "yes, that is good". she then told me this may hurt a little and started the freezing. it stung and hurt and I got hard as hell. that was new to me. my hard dick popped into her view and she said oh, are you okay with this as I let out a moan due to the pain and sexual turn on. I said yeah, I’m good. she then worked on me for a few minutes. every time she refroze the area, I groaned a little as she applied freeze and pressure (it hurt and I got harder.) I was so exposed and getting off on this pain (the pain was new to me as a hot hot hot turn on). finally, she said okay, I’m done but stay bent over and keep them spread for a moment.
she sat there. I don’t know what she was doing.
I stayed bent over, spread ass, boner peeking out. she eventually said okay you can turn around and you can get dressed. I turned with my boner a little above her eye level and apologized for noise and getting an erection and said I don’t know why that happened. and she was smiling and looking up at me and she said "erections happen, but she expressed she was surprised by my moans all the while smiling in a pleased manner it seemed.
i said yeah, i was too, and blushed and kind of looked down and glanced at her a bit. I stood there in the silence and she eventually said you should get dressed. she said we will need to do this treatment one or two more times. and let me know I should call and schedule with her in two weeks as I put my clothes back on. she then asked if i had any questions after telling me care requirements of area. I said no, i am good. and then i said to her looking into her eyes, "I am really glad my wife suggested coming to this office, this is where she comes". she said "good, I’m glad you'll be coming back" with a different look and smile and continued on "i will see you at your next appointment and do this same thing again then walked out". I had precum pouring down my leg.

 

[TooSmallDave]

When I was a student some gay guys I knew in the drama society persuaded me to have a part in a play where I had to walk on stage totally naked and stand facing the audience for ten minutes. I was aware that I was smaller than other men but easily flattered and somewhat in denial. The girlfriend I shared a bedsit in a shared house thought it was a great idea. I was the first boy she'd had penetrative sex with so wasn't aware how much smaller I was compared to other guys. I told her I was average sized, about 5 inches. I'd told my friends that it was 5 inches since school days because that's what my best friend said he was and I didn't want to lose face. If she'd measured me with a ruler she'd have found that my 'about 5 inches' was a little under 3 inches but she didn't seem to mind if I wasn't big. Her only previous boyfriend had scared her off sex as he'd been 'much too big' and she hadn't let him inside her in case he hurt her. She was pleased that I was gentle and had a cute non threatening eager little dick, at first. As time went on and she'd lost her fear of sex I could sense a growing sense of frustration. She'd get cross that I came quickly, when it slipped out if she moved too much and that I couldn't manage some of the adventurous positions she wanted to try. We'd heard other girls screaming and moaning in shuddering orgasms through the thin walls of our house as we lay in bed, at parties, in the bushes behind the student union bar so she knew she was missing out. Perhaps that was why she was so encouraging, reassuring and insistent that I should be in the play and stand naked in front of the whole college.

I managed to get through rehearsals without letting anybody see my dick. By the dress rehearsal it was too late so nobody said anything. On the night as I waited in the wings, cold, naked, nervous I cursed myself and fiddled with my dick to make it grow. It's 3 inches long when hard. Right now it barely protruded out of my pubic hair. By the time I heard my cue and walked onto the stage I'd managed to produce a semi, sticking out like a twitching little finger. There was a loud gasp from the audience, which turned into a wave of titters, giggles, sniggers and coos of 'oh dear'. I heard my girlfriend shriek 'Oh my god' and burst into hysterical laughter which set off an ripple of laughter. The actors had to wait until the audience calmed down before continuing with their lines. I had to pose around, sit on a lap, flirt and shimmy while the main characters paid me compliments, referred to me as an object of lust which drew mild laughter. I felt my willy shrink to the size of a pitted cocktail olive.
Afterwards, when the play was over, I was fully clothed and had joined my girlfriend in the bar with her friends, nobody said a thing about the size of my dick, my public humiliation or the way they'd all gasped and laughed. Later, at the party two drunk girls told me not to mind if everybody laughed at my dick they thought it was really brave of me to be naked when it's so little, that it's easy for big dick guys to get undressed but what I did takes real courage.
When we got home my girlfriend told me I had to stop lying to her, to myself and everyone that it's average when it's actually very small and now everyone knows. She told me it was okay but soon afterwards decided we should be able to have sex with other people.