Chillygirl
It’s not a phase 🖤
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Hmm I doubt it’s true about you...I was definitely hoping you didn’t mean me lol.
What's Crossing Your Mind IV
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Hmm I doubt it’s true about you...I was definitely hoping you didn’t mean me lol.
ydahecnot
Sun of a gun
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I have caught your pic; definitely not you
Chillygirl
It’s not a phase 🖤
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2021Noobie
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Crossing my mind
Why would one reach out in personals as a fun thing to do
And then yearn for a lover to be sick over footwear
Why would one reach out in personals as a fun thing to do
And then yearn for a lover to be sick over footwear
Chillygirl
It’s not a phase 🖤
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Sick and twisted?
ydahecnot
Sun of a gun
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jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
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I spent all that time and effort to pay off my mortgage in December. I did it so we could sell the house and find a new one, or build a new one. So, what did we decide to do? Take out another loan and remodel the house for up to $200,000! We'd never find a better view than the one we got anyway...
TongueLust
Bruja-Hija De Yemaya
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
They need to stop jumping without knowing what the fuck is going on.
GET. THE. FACTS.
They need to stop jumping without knowing what the fuck is going on.
GET. THE. FACTS.
ydahecnot
Sun of a gun
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Will we ever be able to go out without a mask ever again?
Not if you’re a goalie
NeonSubtlety
I'm a guy. I promise.
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I just heard a clip of a 3 year-old British toddler calling emergency services for her pregnant mother who fell down the stairs.
Somehow, my brain took this as an opportunity to question the value of my relationship with my parents and sent me into a semi-sobbing state of self realization.
Fuck you, ego.
Somehow, my brain took this as an opportunity to question the value of my relationship with my parents and sent me into a semi-sobbing state of self realization.
Fuck you, ego.
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I think I just found out this guy I’ve liked for years is kinkier than I realized. lol
TheMrBurns
Voulez-vous?
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Of all the weird things I have watched on Netflix I think an animated sheep trying to hang itself has to be the weirdest
VladPuptin
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How much degenerate stuff happened over the weekend at a wedding outside of my room.
ydahecnot
Sun of a gun
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Of all the weird things I have watched on Netflix I think an animated sheep trying to hang itself has to be the weirdest
Would it be irony if the noose was a sweater?
Dazer3
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I wonder how many women message random men saying they’re about to get in the shower and masturbate as opposed to the amount of men who send those messages to random women...
I haven't gotten a single message from a random woman about anything like that, but I bet that I've gotten dozens of those kinds of messages from random men. I mean, one can tell that I'm a straight male..., right? I'm all like "thinking of her" and shit like that. I can't imagine what you ladies must experience. Thanks for the reminder that I need to run through a shower real quick.
VladPuptin
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I wonder how many women message random men saying they’re about to get in the shower and masturbate as opposed to the amount of men who send those messages to random women...
We also don't get random pictures of vaginas out the blue. Hell anymore we have to pay $10/month to even see them online. Dumb asses ruined the market lol.
Also, why with the dick pics? What guy thinks that an out of the blue picture of your penis will get women to drop what they're doing and drop to her knees. I have a friend who was doing her first interview as an attorney. She hadn't left the lobby yet and the interviewer sent her a dick pic. LIKE WHYYYY?
I also think that im still single because I don't do this. I mean men wouldn't keep doing it if it didn't work right??? (Also joking)
Dazer3
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Breaking News Alert: There is a water shortage in the Northern Hemisphere due to a villain law enforcement have dubbed "Dazer."
barefootgirl69
🧡 Wild Lil Cupcake
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Chillygirl
It’s not a phase 🖤
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I love it when someone I used to talk with messages me introducing themselves and inviting me to chat with them....nice to know I made such a lasting impression 
FranklyFrank
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I love it when someone I used to talk with messages me introducing themselves and inviting me to chat with them....nice to know I made such a lasting impression
I am soooo sorry if I did that!
The boobs made me do it!!!
