Wildest object you had masturbated with??
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cumcumcum555
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I have used: a candle, broom handle, hair brush, nylon stocking (rub over clit), carrot, cucumber, zucchini, barbie doll, stuffed monkey tail,
knotty_canuck
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Stuffed monkey tail. O.k. ... I wanna know that story.
mnbreastluver
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Me too!
jacktar48
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It was a fight between a cucumber, carrot, hairbrush, and a spatula back in the day. Personally, nothing beats the real thing, though. Are you reading this, Jack?
I'm not sure. I may be hallucinating.
LadyVer
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jacktar48
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It was a fight between a cucumber, carrot, hairbrush, and a spatula back in the day. Personally, nothing beats the real thing, though. Are you reading this, Jack?
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Spatulatory Rape Kit.
jacktar48
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It was a fight between a cucumber, carrot, hairbrush, and a spatula back in the day. Personally, nothing beats the real thing, though. Are you reading this, Jack?
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I always wondered why this place was so popular.
LadyVer
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jacktar48
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It was a fight between a cucumber, carrot, hairbrush, and a spatula back in the day. Personally, nothing beats the real thing, though. Are you reading this, Jack?
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cumcumcum555
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Story behind stuffed monkey tail...
I was about 9 or 10 and neighbor girl was a couple years older. She told me if I rubbed the stuff between my legs it would feel really good. She told me to take off my clothes and get in her bed. She told me to take the tail of a stuffed animal monkey tail and pull it back and forth between my legs. I put the long tail down there and slowly slid it back and forth. Back and forth. It felt really good. I got wet. I did not have an orgasm that day but soon there after.
I was about 9 or 10 and neighbor girl was a couple years older. She told me if I rubbed the stuff between my legs it would feel really good. She told me to take off my clothes and get in her bed. She told me to take the tail of a stuffed animal monkey tail and pull it back and forth between my legs. I put the long tail down there and slowly slid it back and forth. Back and forth. It felt really good. I got wet. I did not have an orgasm that day but soon there after.
Back in the 80's, when I was a very horny teenager, there was a light up Beach Ball that had an "orifice" that you inserted and mini flashlight into. I don't remember the name of it. It's similar to the ones now that you insert a light stick into. I used to lube that thing up and bang the hell out of it! I'm surprised it never popped! Anyway, I always told myself when I was lubing it up not to cum in it to make clean up easier. That thing felt so good when I got going hard as it would heat up a bit, that I just HAD to unload in there! Damn thing... 
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AmazingLost
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Baby powder.
I enjoyed the feeling of sprinkling it over my pussy and got carried away. I was a big powdery mess when I was done.
I enjoyed the feeling of sprinkling it over my pussy and got carried away. I was a big powdery mess when I was done.
need_2_cum
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Need more powder?
Next time you need more Baby Powder I would love to be the sprinkler ....
And then ?
Next time you need more Baby Powder I would love to be the sprinkler ....
And then ?
hot_hunny_bunny
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Hairdryer was so fucking horny at the time and just needed something inside me to get off
Cactusjack05842
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Damn that sounds hot on both levels!!!
MissCautious
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Ahhh been there before - Not with the hair dryer but just with needing *something* inside!
submit4pleasure
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Wire wisk, curling iron (made sure it was turned off first, lol), hairbrush handle
LegsOpenedWide
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A wire wisk? Now that could be fun.
I'm always open (literally lol) to trying new things to masturbate with. Have to have a change from the vibe sometimes to keep it interesting!
RawHumor
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That's a new one by me... I've never ever heard of someone using baby powder to get off.
Sugartitties
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A candle, hair brush, cucumber( too cold for my taste), and a police night stick.
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Hm, was the policeman still attached?
