Worst On-Line Sex

[Jenny _S]

Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Hey all..... I have an experience to relate..... I was chatting with a guy on Yahoo and the chat was going very nicely *ahem* and all of a sudden he starts accusing me of being a guy! and he starts to call me all sorts of nasty and derogatory names.... I was like 'where the hell did that come from?' He was very creepy and it kind of freaked me out cuz of the Jeckyl/Hyde thing going on there. Hit the ignore button pretty fast on that one!

LIR

Well, Lady in Red... That's the first time I've heard that one. He sounds rather like a nut case to stay away from anyway.

Welcome to our little corner of Lit, by the way. And thanks for sharing that. Sorta makes you want to foreget all about cyber, doesn't it? but do you think we really would?

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Lady in Red

Oh jeez what the heck brought that on? People are indeed weird.


Hey all!! How are you this evening?

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Lady in Red

Oh jeez what the heck brought that on? People are indeed weird.


Hey all!! How are you this evening?

Wonderful, Sultry. It's FRIDAY night. And the boss went to the beach for a week

How was the movie?? Which one was it, dear?

Oh... I finished that story and submitted it.

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Hi Jenny

I enjoyed the story. It was def better than the movies I saw today. I went to see From Justin to Kelly. I know ultra cheese. I like musicals, it was cute but would have been better as a made for tv movie. My sister and I also snuck in to see the HULK. It was so bad. Nothing like I remember. There was hardly any action scenes and it took an hour or so before he even turned into the Hulk.

I am watching Scare Tactics now. It is a little weird. I am desperate for entertainment.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Hi Jenny

I enjoyed the story. It was def better than the movies I saw today. I went to see From Justin to Kelly. I know ultra cheese. I like musicals, it was cute but would have been better as a made for tv movie. My sister and I also snuck in to see the HULK. It was so bad. Nothing like I remember. There was hardly any action scenes and it took an hour or so before he even turned into the Hulk.

I am watching Scare Tactics now. It is a little weird. I am desperate for entertainment.

LMAO. I love multi-plex theaters. I can spend days in them sneak hopping from screen room to screen room... They never check, you know. I really hadn't planned on the Hulk anyway. And Justin to Kelly... cheese sort of understates that

I was up almost all night writing. I get sort of obcessed that way sometimes. The story is lots better than the fragment you saw. The Captain is lots sluttier, the Admiral is a compete dork and the doctor wants to swing on every pole in Free Space. Hahahaha. It was so much fun.


Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Jeez

I need to be way more constructive like you.

There are so many things I need to be doing. I am taking the Praxis exam for teaching. The test is next week and I need to study but alas...I don't want to study. I also have a journal due on Monday. The journal is suppossed to be about my Ireland trip relating our readings to the trip. And I have so many stories to write about instead I took a pill with some codine in it and am chilling on the net. Hehe...

I am happy you finished your story. Just how do you do it? Any good plans for the weekend?

 

[tendril]

Re: Lady in Red

Oh jeez what the heck brought that on? People are indeed weird.


Hey all!! How are you this evening?

Weird...oh yeah!

Hi Jenny, Sultry

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Jeez

I need to be way more constructive like you.

There are so many things I need to be doing. I am taking the Praxis exam for teaching. The test is next week and I need to study but alas...I don't want to study. I also have a journal due on Monday. The journal is suppossed to be about my Ireland trip relating our readings to the trip. And I have so many stories to write about instead I took a pill with some codine in it and am chilling on the net. Hehe...

I am happy you finished your story. Just how do you do it? Any good plans for the weekend?

Well, Sultry,
Just take is easy. Don't worry about it. If it were meant to get done it would with out you stressing I think I told you how I write. Maybe for me it's too easy. And when are you going to try your hand? I'm sure a sexy, cute little thing like you could cook up something juicy for the rest of us

My weekend Shopping tomorrow. Lunch with my sister. Think about writting on one of my projects tomorrow night for a while I think. Then I'm going out with friends. Then play on the web then...?? Do I really have to plan ahead? I may even take a swing at the chat rooms again. It's been quite a while since I did that.

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Lady in Red

Weird...oh yeah!

Hi Jenny, Sultry

Hi tendril, Sweetheart.

It's so good to see you. How are thing going for you tonight?
(I love your newest AV btw. You look both pensive and sexy)

Jenny

 

[tendril]

Re: Re: Re: Lady in Red

Hi tendril, Sweetheart.

It's so good to see you. How are thing going for you tonight?
(I love your newest AV btw. You look both pensive and sexy)

Jenny

Well its mid afternoon here...not quite wine o' clock but not far from it.

Been out with my daughter buying a grossly overpriced copy of the latest in the Harry Potter series.

Its a dull cold day here...the ideal time to be 'Litting'

The av...gotta love those digital cameras !

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lady in Red

Well its mid afternoon here...not quite wine o' clock but not far from it.

Been out with my daughter buying a grossly overpriced copy of the latest in the Harry Potter series.

Its a dull cold day here...the ideal time to be 'Litting'

The av...gotta love those digital cameras !

Tendril,
That made me smile. Harry Potter?? Saw the first one. Chained myself to a tree so they couldn't drag me to the second. It's a book too?

I spend half the day driving in pouring rain. And didn't have one single on-line cyber experience. Oh well

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Yes Tendril it is a nice Av.

I want an AV but I have 50 more posts to go.

Ah Harry Potter...something that brings the world together. I can't wait to read the new book. The good thing about Potter is that it got a lot of people (adults and kids) to read books.


I am trying to figure out how to put a link to my pic at the bottom of my posts. Can anyone tell me how to do this?

hehe i figured it out myself!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Yes Tendril it is a nice Av.

I want an AV but I have 50 more posts to go.

Ah Harry Potter...something that brings the world together. I can't wait to read the new book. The good thing about Potter is that it got a lot of people (adults and kids) to read books.


I am trying to figure out how to put a link to my pic at the bottom of my posts. Can anyone tell me how to do this?

hehe i figured it out myself!

I just know you will have a wonderful AV, Sultry. And getting 100 posts doesn't really take that long. Especially if you are a blabber mouth like me. Took 4 or 5 days. LMAO. Then I couldn't figure out how to post it.

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

I know it will take me just as long

to figure out how to post the darn thing. Computers ahh, and I hate reading directions. I am watching the Golden Girls on lifetime now. Friday night tv blows. Jenny what time is it where you are? Not good with the time zones. Are you like 2 hours behind NY? I think if I structure my time better I could do all of the things I want to do. I really hate the thought of wasting my summer time. And I would too. Girl I can nap for hours a day!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: I know it will take me just as long

to figure out how to post the darn thing. Computers ahh, and I hate reading directions. I am watching the Golden Girls on lifetime now. Friday night tv blows. Jenny what time is it where you are? Not good with the time zones. Are you like 2 hours behind NY? I think if I structure my time better I could do all of the things I want to do. I really hate the thought of wasting my summer time. And I would too. Girl I can nap for hours a day!

Sultry,

It is 8:35 here right now. And I was watching HollyWood Squares... Holy God!! Mind numbing.

I just seem to go from about 5:30AM until Midnight. It's just the way I am. Sometimes I don't go to bed for a couple days at a time. Sometimes I spend a couple days in bed and don't get to sleep <wink>.

Can a summer be wasted? I'm not sure it can, Sultry. Not by a cute little beach bunny like you

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

So what do you do in the summer time

in Oregon? I am going to look up where Oregon is on the map. Not sure what the weather would be like? I am reading about weather and geography to bone up for my test next Saturday.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: So what do you do in the summer time

in Oregon? I am going to look up where Oregon is on the map. Not sure what the weather would be like? I am reading about weather and geography to bone up for my test next Saturday.

Oregon is a lot of things. Forested Mountains... White sand beaches... desert. Take your choice. Where I live is between two mountain ranges. It says warm here most of the time. 40's in the worst of the winter... 80's in the summer. Lots of water sports... boating, fishing... that kind of thing. To find me... look all the way to the west on the Pacific between Washington and California.

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

Sounds nice there.

Do you get to travel often? Lots of sights to see around there.

I am getting ready to sign off soon. Getting tired here.

Oh yeah and I meant to ask...your from Ireland directly? I think I remember seeing you were from Cork. I just got back from Ireland 2 weeks ago.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Sounds nice there.

Do you get to travel often? Lots of sights to see around there.

I am getting ready to sign off soon. Getting tired here.

Oh yeah and I meant to ask...your from Ireland directly? I think I remember seeing you were from Cork. I just got back from Ireland 2 weeks ago.

Sultry, I have been all over the United States and seen pretty much all there is to see in Oregon. I jump up and just go from time to time. Why not?

My family is from Cork. My grand father came to this country and got into the lumber business and made oodles of $$. But that's another story. I still have cousins, Aunts, Uncles there. Oddly, only of the few countries in europe I've never been too.

Jenny

 

[sultryslayer]

I am back!

At least for a few minutes. Never been to Ireland...you have the excuse of visiting relatives. You should def go!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: I am back!

At least for a few minutes. Never been to Ireland...you have the excuse of visiting relatives. You should def go!

I plan to one day, Sultry. But that's a little in the future. Just have to find the time.

Jenny

 

[tendril]

This is worth a giggle....

I chatted for awhile with a really nice guy.....based in Singapore, born in USA, raised in UK and recently bought a property not far from where I live.

When I explained I was in NZ he recounted a funny story ...chatting on www.eyeball.com he 'met' via cam another Kiwi, a guy. Having just bought his house here and looking forward to spending more time in NZ he spent sometime talking with this guy, after explaining he was straight.

So after awhile, with various topics covered like..weather...fishing...etc...out of the way the guy asks if he'd like to continue talking via cam. OK...cams open....here's this guy, fully clothed typing away, continuing on with the general chit chat WHILE a woman, naked, is propped up alongside him, giving herself a furious seeing to with the biggest dildo my friend had ever seen.

 

[whatsinanameuk]

Re: This is worth a giggle....

I chatted for awhile with a really nice guy.....based in Singapore, born in USA, raised in UK and recently bought a property not far from where I live.

When I explained I was in NZ he recounted a funny story ...chatting on www.eyeball.com he 'met' via cam another Kiwi, a guy. Having just bought his house here and looking forward to spending more time in NZ he spent sometime talking with this guy, after explaining he was straight.

So after awhile, with various topics covered like..weather...fishing...etc...out of the way the guy asks if he'd like to continue talking via cam. OK...cams open....here's this guy, fully clothed typing away, continuing on with the general chit chat WHILE a woman, naked, is propped up alongside him, giving herself a furious seeing to with the biggest dildo my friend had ever seen.

Just the phrase "furious seeing to" makes me smile

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: This is worth a giggle....

I chatted for awhile with a really nice guy.....based in Singapore, born in USA, raised in UK and recently bought a property not far from where I live.

When I explained I was in NZ he recounted a funny story ...chatting on www.eyeball.com he 'met' via cam another Kiwi, a guy. Having just bought his house here and looking forward to spending more time in NZ he spent sometime talking with this guy, after explaining he was straight.

So after awhile, with various topics covered like..weather...fishing...etc...out of the way the guy asks if he'd like to continue talking via cam. OK...cams open....here's this guy, fully clothed typing away, continuing on with the general chit chat WHILE a woman, naked, is propped up alongside him, giving herself a furious seeing to with the biggest dildo my friend had ever seen.

OMG. Tendril, that is too funny. LMAO
What the hell is wrong with people anyway??

Jenny

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Afternoon all I hope you are well was up till 4 am this morning way,way to long too much beer too