Yes, You HAVE Been Banned

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Hi there. My name is Charlie. I am not a moderator or in any way officially affiliated with this site. I'm just your friendly neighborhood pervert and smartass. And I thought this thread might save some time and trouble for folks with questions about being banned from Chat, as well as for the mods. The mods are entirely unpaid volunteers who enforce the terms and conditions of this site the best they can. They are busy with legitimate issues on here, as well as their own lives. They likely have better things to do than to answer all of your stupid questions.

First, yes, you were banned from Chat. Yes, it was on purpose, and for a legitimate reason according to one or more of the moderators, based on the terms and conditions you agreed to for use of the Chat rooms on this site. Somehow, you done fucked up.

Second, your ban is permanent and irreversible. Your claim to not be aware of any rules that you violated, your argument that the terms and conditions are unfair, your story about being misinterpreted, or your excuse about your toddler nephew grabbing your phone and playing with it while you were making mac and cheese, are all irrelevant. Your account, as well as your acceptance of all the terms and conditions and adherence thereto, forthwith, and heretofore, is solely your responsibility. You may PM an appropriate mod to receive an explanation for your banning. The mods will not explain the reasoning for your bootal in a public thread, no matter how badly the rest of us want to see it, too. Everyone needs a good laugh sometimes. But there is no need to start or join a thread about it on here. Save yourself, and everyone else, the time and effort of appealing your ban.

Third, while technical disruptions to the chat functions do occur on very rare occasions, unless you see a hundred other people complaining about Chat being down, this did not happen in your case. You were banned. And I have never seen anyone get banned accidentally and/or reinstated for having a good enough excuse.

Now, if you got a knowing chuckle out of this, then you understand and are taking this post in the spirit in which it is intended. If you're really pissed off and going to leave me a 😡 emoji reaction, along with a tortuously-long, furious, and poorly thought-out and written rebuttal, then you're probably one of the morons who got themselves booted out of Chat and is too stupid to use it properly anyway. Get another hobby. Coloring books are a good, safe start.

Mods, if you believe that I overstepped my bounds here...




Well, you know what to do. 😁

Carry on, and have a nice day, all.
 
I'd love to see some stats on why people were banned.
No doubt! I don't know if they have a checklist of reasons or not. But I bet the mods could make some pretty close guesses on the percentages. I'm sure the violations all fall under the umbrella of General Dumbassery.
 
The latest smooth-brain.

"any details why I am banned and is there any way that this ban on my ID can be lifted and I can use my ID again because this is a very old ID of mine and just due to one mistake in all this time my ID is banned."

I directed this person to this thread, but I highly doubt it will help in any way.
 
The latest smooth-brain.

"any details why I am banned and is there any way that this ban on my ID can be lifted and I can use my ID again because this is a very old ID of mine and just due to one mistake in all this time my ID is banned."

I directed this person to this thread, but I highly doubt it will help in any way.
I’m also amused at a 2020 account being “a very old ID.”
 
Feeling ancient looking at my Fanfiction.net account from '08.
Maybe feeling a bit silly, too... 😘

Did you actually write any fan fiction, or just read it?

Oh, and for anyone who came to this thread looking for answers and advice about being banned from chat, this IS my thread, so suck it.
 
Maybe feeling a bit silly, too... 😘

Did you actually write any fan fiction, or just read it?

Oh, and for anyone who came to this thread looking for answers and advice about being banned from chat, this IS my thread, so suck it.
I was a pretty popular yaoi writer within my fandom, have dozens of pieces on FF.net. I retired years ago and came back to writing recently, posting on Lit and Reddit now since it's no longer fanfics.
 
I was a pretty popular yaoi writer within my fandom, have dozens of pieces on FF.net. I retired years ago and came back to writing recently, posting on Lit and Reddit now since it's no longer fanfics.
Didn't realize you had published anything on here. Will look you up over on the "brainy" side.
 
I do have the numbers from last year and this year, but I'm not sure i'm allowed to share them here in public.
 
Due to a recent influx of questions and appeals regarding Chat bans, I'm giving this a bump. If you cannot get into Chat or believe you may have been banned for whatever reason, please read the first post in this thread before you make your own thread about your potential bootage.
 
I would look up the meaning of words such as:

-bias
-arbitrary
-capricious

it's a group of thugs who love to project their insecurities on people.
For a "brobud" with an "extra wide fit", you sure are a whiny bitch.
There are way better sites.
So do yourself and all of us a favor and just go to one of those.
 
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