SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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Hi there. My name is Charlie. I am not a moderator or in any way officially affiliated with this site. I'm just your friendly neighborhood pervert and smartass. And I thought this thread might save some time and trouble for folks with questions about being banned from Chat, as well as for the mods. The mods are entirely unpaid volunteers who enforce the terms and conditions of this site the best they can. They are busy with legitimate issues on here, as well as their own lives. They likely have better things to do than to answer all of your stupid questions.
First, yes, you were banned from Chat. Yes, it was on purpose, and for a legitimate reason according to one or more of the moderators, based on the terms and conditions you agreed to for use of the Chat rooms on this site. Somehow, you done fucked up.
Second, your ban is permanent and irreversible. Your claim to not be aware of any rules that you violated, your argument that the terms and conditions are unfair, your story about being misinterpreted, or your excuse about your toddler nephew grabbing your phone and playing with it while you were making mac and cheese, are all irrelevant. Your account, as well as your acceptance of all the terms and conditions and adherence thereto, forthwith, and heretofore, is solely your responsibility. You may PM an appropriate mod to receive an explanation for your banning. The mods will not explain the reasoning for your bootal in a public thread, no matter how badly the rest of us want to see it, too. Everyone needs a good laugh sometimes. But there is no need to start or join a thread about it on here. Save yourself, and everyone else, the time and effort of appealing your ban.
Third, while technical disruptions to the chat functions do occur on very rare occasions, unless you see a hundred other people complaining about Chat being down, this did not happen in your case. You were banned. And I have never seen anyone get banned accidentally and/or reinstated for having a good enough excuse.
Now, if you got a knowing chuckle out of this, then you understand and are taking this post in the spirit in which it is intended. If you're really pissed off and going to leave me a
emoji reaction, along with a tortuously-long, furious, and poorly thought-out and written rebuttal, then you're probably one of the morons who got themselves booted out of Chat and is too stupid to use it properly anyway. Get another hobby. Coloring books are a good, safe start.
Mods, if you believe that I overstepped my bounds here...
Well, you know what to do.
Carry on, and have a nice day, all.
First, yes, you were banned from Chat. Yes, it was on purpose, and for a legitimate reason according to one or more of the moderators, based on the terms and conditions you agreed to for use of the Chat rooms on this site. Somehow, you done fucked up.
Second, your ban is permanent and irreversible. Your claim to not be aware of any rules that you violated, your argument that the terms and conditions are unfair, your story about being misinterpreted, or your excuse about your toddler nephew grabbing your phone and playing with it while you were making mac and cheese, are all irrelevant. Your account, as well as your acceptance of all the terms and conditions and adherence thereto, forthwith, and heretofore, is solely your responsibility. You may PM an appropriate mod to receive an explanation for your banning. The mods will not explain the reasoning for your bootal in a public thread, no matter how badly the rest of us want to see it, too. Everyone needs a good laugh sometimes. But there is no need to start or join a thread about it on here. Save yourself, and everyone else, the time and effort of appealing your ban.
Third, while technical disruptions to the chat functions do occur on very rare occasions, unless you see a hundred other people complaining about Chat being down, this did not happen in your case. You were banned. And I have never seen anyone get banned accidentally and/or reinstated for having a good enough excuse.
Now, if you got a knowing chuckle out of this, then you understand and are taking this post in the spirit in which it is intended. If you're really pissed off and going to leave me a

Mods, if you believe that I overstepped my bounds here...
Well, you know what to do.

Carry on, and have a nice day, all.