You Brits have some explaining to do.

[Huckleman2000]

I'm amazed! Do you have any idea of how many people it took to bring such a product to market? Can you imagine those product meetings?

"I think the eye-slits should be ovals."
"Oh no, rectangles have the attitude we're looking for."
"Should it really be a 15" penis? A 12" one would expand our market into the petites."
"Good point! What research do we have on vaginal depth of rubberists?"
"Umm, Nigel - it's meant to be a rectal-intrusion mask..."
"Yeah, Nigel. DUH!"
"Sorry. I've only just been transferred from the Uniforms division."

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'm amazed! Do you have any idea of how many people it took to bring such a product to market? Can you imagine those product meetings?

"I think the eye-slits should be ovals."
"Oh no, rectangles have the attitude we're looking for."
"Should it really be a 15" penis? A 12" one would expand our market into the petites."
"Good point! What research do we have on vaginal depth of rubberists?"
"Umm, Nigel - it's meant to be a rectal-intrusion mask..."
"Yeah, Nigel. DUH!"
"Sorry. I've only just been transferred from the Uniforms division."

ROFL!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Fabulous I often do wonder about what board-room meetings are like when decisions like this are made.

The SO and I agreed that what's particularly disturbing about this mask is that its advertisement seems to indicate that there's a market for the thing, and there therefore an appreciable number of people seem to have a fantasy involving Dumbo in a gimp suit. Most unsettling.

Shanglan

 

[Huckleman2000]

Fabulous I often do wonder about what board-room meetings are like when decisions like this are made.

The SO and I agreed that what's particularly disturbing about this mask is that its advertisement seems to indicate that there's a market for the thing, and there therefore an appreciable number of people seem to have a fantasy involving Dumbo in a gimp suit. Most unsettling.

Shanglan

Just to make clear - I have no idea what orifice that mask is designed to penetrate. I was only indulging in whimsical speculation.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Just to make clear - I have no idea what orifice that mask is designed to penetrate. I was only indulging in whimsical speculation.

Personally, I have no understanding of the purpose of this mask, regardless of which orifice it goes into.

 

[minsue]

Personally, I have no understanding of the purpose of this mask, regardless of which orifice it goes into.

Have a seat & I'll show you.

 

[shereads]

sher, I think you'd find this better suited--it's more flexible for those hard-to-reach places.

http://www.westwardbound.com/wb.php?p=product&mod=product&costumeID=1510#C479

Yes. Places like the lungs of the person in the next room.

 

[shereads]

I'm amazed! Do you have any idea of how many people it took to bring such a product to market? Can you imagine those product meetings?

"I think the eye-slits should be ovals."
"Oh no, rectangles have the attitude we're looking for."
"Should it really be a 15" penis? A 12" one would expand our market into the petites."
"Good point! What research do we have on vaginal depth of rubberists?"
"Umm, Nigel - it's meant to be a rectal-intrusion mask..."
"Yeah, Nigel. DUH!"
"Sorry. I've only just been transferred from the Uniforms division."

Here's another scary thought:

focus groups.

 

[shereads]

"A 12" one would expand our market into the petites."

Either I need some sleep, or this is the most brilliant line ever written.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Have a seat & I'll show you.

I would, but I scare easily.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Here's another scary thought:

focus groups.

PMSL!

"So. Sharon. What's your first impression of this new product?"
"ahh.....erm...."
"Okay, we'll come back to you. Denise. Do you think this is something you'd purchase on an impulse?"
"umm...I don't think I get those kind of impulses."
"Fine! Henry, what do you think of the texture? Is it shiny enough?"
"Oh yes! I really like that wet look. Can I try it on?"
"Of course! Let me just wipe it down with the sanitizing cloth first.."
"Does it come in any other colors?"
"Well, this is just the prototype, Sharon. But if the black is successful, the company is thinking about introducing red and flesh-colored versions..."
"Oh! I'd definitely be interested in the flesh-colored one! The black one just seems so... unnatural..."

 

[NoJo]

I'll admit, I envy the superior quality and variety of latex attire and toys available at British retail sites. American sites offer the same ol' cupless bustier and maybe some cheap, one-size-fits all latex stockings, nearly always in black. (Until I googled Westward Bound, I didn't even know Transparent was a color!)

But this time, the Brits have gone too far:








http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/mask.jpg

http://www.westwardbound.com/wb.php?p=product&mod=product&costumeID=1780

If there's a harmless explanation for this, speak up. Otherwise, I'm contacting the Pentagon.

At no point in this thread have you simply asked for one, which is presuambly why you started the thread in the first place. Just tell me your size and I'll get you one. If colour is a preference, then I'm suprised, and a little disappointed.

 

[Guest]

Excuse me while I go poke out my mind's eye.

*snicker, snort*

really, my first thought was potential neck injury

 

[oggbashan]

It is really nothing to worry about.

It just takes the concept of a stiff upper lip to a new level and everyone knows that we Brits are stiff-necked so we can endure the strain...

Og

 

[Guest]

It is really nothing to worry about.

It just takes the concept of a stiff upper lip to a new level and everyone knows that we Brits are stiff-necked so we can endure the strain...

Og

I read your post. Then I noticed your title.

Will you be bringing it along to the next meet up?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

fuck it.. after thinkin about "sit on my face"... I have taken this pic for a consult with my friendly cosmetic surgeon... just wait till the surgery is scheduled...

opens my date book... anyone interested?

Nah, DP, Rhinoguy's already seen the protruberance.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

You cheeky git.

You Americans are behind the times. Those are sooooo last year. I had three, but they soon broke.

I now have the latest model: bendy titanium.

Has Bendy Titanium made any posts yet? What about stories?

 

[patrick1]

Who was it who sang that song? 'Bend it, bend it, just a little bit and take it easy, show you're liking it...'