Your favorite "flip" retort?

I have two - Life's a bitch and then you die.
Or as my closing signature says - fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
 
I have one that I use on people who piss me off.

"When you opinion starts to count...I will let you know."

tame but it works.
 
HAhaha BeeBee Blue that is funny.,,,........

:p
 
"Your mother must be proud."

"And to think you can remember to breathe on your own."

"Bottom line it, you're wasting my time."

My favorite is, upon being given the finger, is "If that's the best you have to offer, no thanks. I quit doing mercy fucks ten years ago."
 
mostly cute

fuck a duck (goofy huh?)

Friends and I joke around alot calling each other the oh so descriptive titles of:
cum guzzling road whore
sperm belching gutter slut
porky little road tart

Bite my ass

fuck off fanny

fuck me

kiss my ass bitch

(I really curse too much, not ladylike at all)

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Kitten Eyes said:
"Your mother must be proud."

"And to think you can remember to breathe on your own."

"Bottom line it, you're wasting my time."

My favorite is, upon being given the finger, is "If that's the best you have to offer, no thanks. I quit doing mercy fucks ten years ago."

Damn...Ten years to late.
 
huh....

I personally like... "The best part of you ran down your momma's ass and is now a brown stain on some cheap motel matress." oh and "I don't give a fat frog's fuckin ass, What you think" I am sure I will think of more...but those are all I got right now...
 
"You donkey ass sucking, fouls smelling, horse fucking, pig blowing, dog humping, piece of shit!!!"


Mind you this works in the heat of battle. But not if the opponent, is into beastiality. He'll take it as a compliment.
 
"donkey raping, shit eater"
"shit faced, rectal wort"
"go eat goat shit, you ass spelunker"
etc... all stolen from eleswhere
 
methinks

You're obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool
You seem to be missing a helix
Stupidity is a sexually transmitted terminal disease
You shouldn't drink on an empty head
 
Hmmmm. I guess I don't have one! I've thought about it, and in RL I just don't do "flip" retorts. A response needs to be individualized for the particular situation. The best ones are the ones that crack me up, but fly right over the head of the intended target. Until they think about it for a moment.
 
I'm surprised no one has mentioned my personal favorite come-back theme: the insult of your adversary's mother.

In contrast to other comebacks, for which cleverness and wit are at a premium, when it comes to insulting someone's mother, I believe it's to your benefit to be as blunt, crude, and crass, as possible. I've found that an utter lack of creativity coupled with the use of the basest vulgarities yields the best results.

Consider this example in the setting of an average office between two employees.

Employee #1: "If you take my stapler off my desk to use it, I'd appreciate it if you returned it when you're finished."

Employee #2 (angrily): "Oh, yeah?!? That's what your mother said to me last night when I was fucking her morbidly obese ass with a Louisville Slugger."

Some may argue that this technique is unnecessarily harsh and even that perhaps it may alienate one from others.

But see if they ask for that stapler again.

O.

[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 02-27-2001 at 10:30 AM]
 
Really . . ?

Your sister said something like that when I gave her the herpes your girl-friend gave me.

[Edited by Juspar Emvan on 03-01-2001 at 05:28 AM]
 
Favorites

Eat Shit and Die.
Back up 10 steps, take a flying leap, and jump up my ass.
Sorry sack of Siberian Sheep Shit.
Go piss up a rope, and suck on the wet end.
Sorry,sap sucking son of a bitch.........
 
You know, that's what I like about you.

Nothing.


Why are you working so hard at being an asshole when you're such a natural?

Hey, I don't care what Laurel says about you, I think you're great! ;)
 
I try to take the high road, now....

It wasn't always that way, though. My past favorite was "fuck off". Now I simply say " Hmmmmm" or "that's interesting". It's a lot easier on me and fewer folks try to kill me today.

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 03-03-2001 at 09:44 AM]
 
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