Your favorite "flip" retort?
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Beebeeblue
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How about:
"10,000 sperm and you were the FASTEST????????????"
"10,000 sperm and you were the FASTEST????????????"
Silverlily
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"Your mother must be proud."
"And to think you can remember to breathe on your own."
"Bottom line it, you're wasting my time."
My favorite is, upon being given the finger, is "If that's the best you have to offer, no thanks. I quit doing mercy fucks ten years ago."
"And to think you can remember to breathe on your own."
"Bottom line it, you're wasting my time."
My favorite is, upon being given the finger, is "If that's the best you have to offer, no thanks. I quit doing mercy fucks ten years ago."
Derya
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mostly cute
fuck a duck (goofy huh?)
Friends and I joke around alot calling each other the oh so descriptive titles of:
cum guzzling road whore
sperm belching gutter slut
porky little road tart
Bite my ass
fuck off fanny
fuck me
kiss my ass bitch
(I really curse too much, not ladylike at all)
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fuck a duck (goofy huh?)
Friends and I joke around alot calling each other the oh so descriptive titles of:
cum guzzling road whore
sperm belching gutter slut
porky little road tart
Bite my ass
fuck off fanny
fuck me
kiss my ass bitch
(I really curse too much, not ladylike at all)
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Kasha
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huh....
I personally like... "The best part of you ran down your momma's ass and is now a brown stain on some cheap motel matress." oh and "I don't give a fat frog's fuckin ass, What you think" I am sure I will think of more...but those are all I got right now...
I personally like... "The best part of you ran down your momma's ass and is now a brown stain on some cheap motel matress." oh and "I don't give a fat frog's fuckin ass, What you think" I am sure I will think of more...but those are all I got right now...
BrainyBeauty
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methinks
You're obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool
You seem to be missing a helix
Stupidity is a sexually transmitted terminal disease
You shouldn't drink on an empty head
You're obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool
You seem to be missing a helix
Stupidity is a sexually transmitted terminal disease
You shouldn't drink on an empty head
Cheyenne
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Hmmmm. I guess I don't have one! I've thought about it, and in RL I just don't do "flip" retorts. A response needs to be individualized for the particular situation. The best ones are the ones that crack me up, but fly right over the head of the intended target. Until they think about it for a moment.
Oliver Clozoff
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned my personal favorite come-back theme: the insult of your adversary's mother.
In contrast to other comebacks, for which cleverness and wit are at a premium, when it comes to insulting someone's mother, I believe it's to your benefit to be as blunt, crude, and crass, as possible. I've found that an utter lack of creativity coupled with the use of the basest vulgarities yields the best results.
Consider this example in the setting of an average office between two employees.
Employee #1: "If you take my stapler off my desk to use it, I'd appreciate it if you returned it when you're finished."
Employee #2 (angrily): "Oh, yeah?!? That's what your mother said to me last night when I was fucking her morbidly obese ass with a Louisville Slugger."
Some may argue that this technique is unnecessarily harsh and even that perhaps it may alienate one from others.
But see if they ask for that stapler again.
O.
[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 02-27-2001 at 10:30 AM]
In contrast to other comebacks, for which cleverness and wit are at a premium, when it comes to insulting someone's mother, I believe it's to your benefit to be as blunt, crude, and crass, as possible. I've found that an utter lack of creativity coupled with the use of the basest vulgarities yields the best results.
Consider this example in the setting of an average office between two employees.
Employee #1: "If you take my stapler off my desk to use it, I'd appreciate it if you returned it when you're finished."
Employee #2 (angrily): "Oh, yeah?!? That's what your mother said to me last night when I was fucking her morbidly obese ass with a Louisville Slugger."
Some may argue that this technique is unnecessarily harsh and even that perhaps it may alienate one from others.
But see if they ask for that stapler again.
O.
[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 02-27-2001 at 10:30 AM]
Juspar Emvan
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And . . .
. . . ?
. . . ?
Juspar Emvan
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Really . . ?
Your sister said something like that when I gave her the herpes your girl-friend gave me.
[Edited by Juspar Emvan on 03-01-2001 at 05:28 AM]
Your sister said something like that when I gave her the herpes your girl-friend gave me.
[Edited by Juspar Emvan on 03-01-2001 at 05:28 AM]
FlamingoBlue
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I try to take the high road, now....
It wasn't always that way, though. My past favorite was "fuck off". Now I simply say " Hmmmmm" or "that's interesting". It's a lot easier on me and fewer folks try to kill me today.
blue
[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 03-03-2001 at 09:44 AM]
It wasn't always that way, though. My past favorite was "fuck off". Now I simply say " Hmmmmm" or "that's interesting". It's a lot easier on me and fewer folks try to kill me today.
blue
[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 03-03-2001 at 09:44 AM]
