DirtyKitten
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DirtyKitten said:How long before someone starts selling bottles of "fake" cum??![]()
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Or do they already??![]()


DirtyKitten said:Ask your parents.![]()
Jenny_Jackson said:Odd... you and Holly both call me a tart... interesting... more news on that front, BTW![]()
DirtyKitten said:And that brings us back to porn.![]()
There would have to plenty of it, you know, to keep "production" going.![]()
DirtyKitten said:Email baby...email

Jenny_Jackson said:Better yet. REAL CUM bottled and certified.
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OMG the factory image.... Too funny![]()
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chronicle_tenko said:I'd work there. Some goggles for safety. Some gloves to avoid chafe. And actually they do keep and vaugely warehouse Semen already. Called Sperm Banks.
And I don't know if they sell fake cum. But A litre of Moisturizer and and about a cup of extra water Makes stuff rhat looks pretty perfect. One Air pump Or Hand Pump later and a tube with a hole in the Dildo. Functioning cumshot.
In scouts some kids made arterial wounds. And some kids played with sex toys.
Jenny_Jackson said:They do have squirting dildos but I don't know what they squirt.
Well, back to the original question. I like well done group sex and orgies with out the fake moaning and groaning. All combos mf, mmf, ffm (or more), ff, mm. If its possible, I want to see it. Lot of sucking, eating, fucking, sweating. Gets me off every time. 
chronicle_tenko said:Soap mixture.
Like I said Some kids...
lovin69 said:Well, back to the original question. I like well done group sex and orgies with out the fake moaning and groaning. All combos mf, mmf, ffm (or more), ff, mm. If its possible, I want to see it. Lot of sucking, eating, fucking, sweating. Gets me off every time.
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DirtyKitten said:Thanks for the input L69.![]()
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Jenny_Jackson said:Damn it!!! I was hijacking your thread and turning it into a squirting dildo thread..![]()

DirtyKitten said:You, your highjacking and your squirting dildo's are always welcome love.![]()
Besides, its not highjacking if I want you here. And really Jen, you're living porn, so it's OK.![]()
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DirtyKitten said:You, your highjacking and your squirting dildo's are always welcome love.![]()
Besides, its not highjacking if I want you here. And really Jen, you're living porn, so it's OK.![]()
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Jenny_Jackson said:LMAO...
Did I tell you, I hijacked me own damn thread yesterday... I've raised hijacking to a new height... I'm sooo proud![]()
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iwannadou said:but please don't ask me to kiss you on the mouth afterwards...LOL
iwannadou said:furthermore...I would like to make a porn movie with you DirtyKiten...I would do anything you wanted me to do...but please don't ask me to kiss you on the mouth afterwards...LOL

iwannadou said:furthermore...I would like to make a porn movie with you DirtyKiten...I would do anything you wanted me to do...but please don't ask me to kiss you on the mouth afterwards...LOL