Your Favorite Porn

DirtyKitten said:
How long before someone starts selling bottles of "fake" cum?? :D :D :D

Or do they already?? :confused:

Better yet. REAL CUM bottled and certified. :D

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OMG the factory image.... Too funny :D :D :D :D
 
And that brings us back to porn. :D


There would have to plenty of it, you know, to keep "production" going. :cool:
 
DirtyKitten said:
And that brings us back to porn. :D


There would have to plenty of it, you know, to keep "production" going. :cool:

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Wha...dribble <--- Dav ;)
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
Better yet. REAL CUM bottled and certified. :D

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OMG the factory image.... Too funny :D :D :D :D

I'd work there. Some goggles for safety. Some gloves to avoid chafe. And actually they do keep and vaugely warehouse Semen already. Called Sperm Banks.

And I don't know if they sell fake cum. But A litre of Moisturizer and and about a cup of extra water Makes stuff rhat looks pretty perfect. One Air pump Or Hand Pump later and a tube with a hole in the Dildo. Functioning cumshot.

In scouts some kids made arterial wounds. And some kids played with sex toys.
 
chronicle_tenko said:
I'd work there. Some goggles for safety. Some gloves to avoid chafe. And actually they do keep and vaugely warehouse Semen already. Called Sperm Banks.

And I don't know if they sell fake cum. But A litre of Moisturizer and and about a cup of extra water Makes stuff rhat looks pretty perfect. One Air pump Or Hand Pump later and a tube with a hole in the Dildo. Functioning cumshot.

In scouts some kids made arterial wounds. And some kids played with sex toys.

They do have squirting dildos but I don't know what they squirt.
 
:devil: Well, back to the original question. I like well done group sex and orgies with out the fake moaning and groaning. All combos mf, mmf, ffm (or more), ff, mm. If its possible, I want to see it. Lot of sucking, eating, fucking, sweating. Gets me off every time. :D
 
chronicle_tenko said:
Soap mixture.

Like I said Some kids...

Hmmm... don't think I'd be too happy about have soap squirted up me twat unless I knew what it was :eek:
 
lovin69 said:
:devil: Well, back to the original question. I like well done group sex and orgies with out the fake moaning and groaning. All combos mf, mmf, ffm (or more), ff, mm. If its possible, I want to see it. Lot of sucking, eating, fucking, sweating. Gets me off every time. :D


Thanks for the input L69. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
Damn it!!! I was hijacking your thread and turning it into a squirting dildo thread.. :(


You, your highjacking and your squirting dildo's are always welcome love. ;)


Besides, its not highjacking if I want you here. And really Jen, you're living porn, so it's OK. :D :D :D
 
This is a really good question

From both of our points of view

The best porn is that which we have made ourselves

Especially including other people
 
DirtyKitten said:
You, your highjacking and your squirting dildo's are always welcome love. ;)


Besides, its not highjacking if I want you here. And really Jen, you're living porn, so it's OK. :D :D :D

Aw. That's so sweet listening to you two.

And She's Living Porn. I just thought she was drinkable and refreshing.
 
DirtyKitten said:
You, your highjacking and your squirting dildo's are always welcome love. ;)


Besides, its not highjacking if I want you here. And really Jen, you're living porn, so it's OK. :D :D :D

LMAO...
Did I tell you, I hijacked me own damn thread yesterday... I've raised hijacking to a new height... I'm sooo proud :D :D :D
 
Tuff Question DirtyKitty

Don't think I ever watched any porn I didn't luv...hummmm guess my fave is a black woman being fucked by a white man...something about the vanilla dick going in and out of a pink chocolate pussy...ok that settles it...that is my fave porn...but all porn is good porn...kinda like all pussy is good....some is just better than others... :)
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
LMAO...
Did I tell you, I hijacked me own damn thread yesterday... I've raised hijacking to a new height... I'm sooo proud :D :D :D


You're new title should be Thread Terrorist.


ROFL
 
And

furthermore...I would like to make a porn movie with you DirtyKiten...I would do anything you wanted me to do...but please don't ask me to kiss you on the mouth afterwards...LOL
 
iwannadou said:
furthermore...I would like to make a porn movie with you DirtyKiten...I would do anything you wanted me to do...but please don't ask me to kiss you on the mouth afterwards...LOL

Oh well, sorry then.. Can't help you if you don't like the taste your own balls.

ROFL

:D
 
iwannadou said:
furthermore...I would like to make a porn movie with you DirtyKiten...I would do anything you wanted me to do...but please don't ask me to kiss you on the mouth afterwards...LOL

You wouldn't kiss those lips?

Shock and amazement.

REally I think that'd be the best part, Well other than the apple of course.
 
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