Your first sex toy?

Funny story.
Our first one as a couple was a vibrating dildo about seven inches long from Adam an Eve. In blue latex it was called the Blue Dolphin and it was waterproof, hence the name. We had great fun with it, and bought two more over the years as we wore them out.

What makes it funny, is that my good friend was in the Air Force and his squadron was called the Blue Dolphins. We send him an enlarged image of the ad from the catalog and for three years loved, teasing him about his dildo squadron.
 
Does a cucumber count? I used to use that when i was teen
Cucumber then. I was 19 still living at home. It was just me and mom.i was really horny and mom was out running errands.i was looking in the refrigerator and saw it and a light went off in my head. I took it to my bedroom syripped off my clothes and got into bed and began rubbing it on my cock. My pre cum leaking onto it then licking that off. I then took soom Vaseline rubbed it onto it and my ass and pressed it against my asshole and continued pressure until it slipped in.

When finished I washed it off and placed it back in the refrigerator. The next day I saw my mom had sliced it up and was eating it. I'll never forget that.
 
Cucumber then. I was 19 still living at home. It was just me and mom.i was really horny and mom was out running errands.i was looking in the refrigerator and saw it and a light went off in my head. I took it to my bedroom syripped off my clothes and got into bed and began rubbing it on my cock. My pre cum leaking onto it then licking that off. I then took soom Vaseline rubbed it onto it and my ass and pressed it against my asshole and continued pressure until it slipped in.

When finished I washed it off and placed it back in the refrigerator. The next day I saw my mom had sliced it up and was eating it. I'll never forget that.
So u used cucumber to fuck your own ass at the age of 19?
 
Cucumber then. I was 19 still living at home. It was just me and mom.i was really horny and mom was out running errands.i was looking in the refrigerator and saw it and a light went off in my head. I took it to my bedroom syripped off my clothes and got into bed and began rubbing it on my cock. My pre cum leaking onto it then licking that off. I then took soom Vaseline rubbed it onto it and my ass and pressed it against my asshole and continued pressure until it slipped in.

When finished I washed it off and placed it back in the refrigerator. The next day I saw my mom had sliced it up and was eating it. I'll never forget that.
And also had that ate by your mom? I guess i aint eating any cucumber from my fridge anymore lol
 
The first one I purchased was a thin vibrator. Metallic silver. It wasn’t very long or thick. I remember that I had to go into an actual store to purchase it and I was so nervous as it was the first time I was ever in a store like that. I think I had to have been just 21.

I purchased it because I wanted something to play with my ass with. It looked like it would work and it did very well over the time that I had it. The vibrating was a plus and a game changer over what I used to use.
 
My first sex toy was a small but heavy hand held vibrator, that plugged in...

It was made for "muscle massaging" of course, 😂
But it was really made for the clit 😈😎
 
A rather pedistrian, beige, rather pliable cock sleeve of dubious construction. Fuck I loved that little fucker! Traveled everywhere together and put more miles on together than a Westjet pilot and a career flight attendent.
 
I got a low quality butt plug. I can’t even recall where I bought it, but I am sure I was super embarassed.
Many many years ago, lived blocks away from the most sex-positive adult store in a large town. They didn't even black out the windows. Were the strap-ons and double ended dildos farthest from the picture window? Yes. But your neighbors might have spotted you inspecting a g-spot or finger vibrator if their eyes were sharp.

We went from practically no toys to a drawer full fairly quick. The energy was like they were selling you an Apple watch. Oh these are great. Yeah some people are nervous about getting one but they're fun and etc etc.

That one was owned by lesbians. Closest thing we have here... also owned by lesbians, but there's a couple chains that are about the same. I think in the 2 decades between then and now adult shops have started picking a lane and they're either sketchy with back rooms, or they look bright or cozy. The 'cozy' one I'm thinking of I swear you could replace all of the dildos with tarot cards, the butt plugs with crystals, the clothes with incense, and the sex furniture with singing bowls and nobody could tell it wasn't always a wiccan shop.
 
Many many years ago, lived blocks away from the most sex-positive adult store in a large town. They didn't even black out the windows. Were the strap-ons and double ended dildos farthest from the picture window? Yes. But your neighbors might have spotted you inspecting a g-spot or finger vibrator if their eyes were sharp.

We went from practically no toys to a drawer full fairly quick. The energy was like they were selling you an Apple watch. Oh these are great. Yeah some people are nervous about getting one but they're fun and etc etc.

That one was owned by lesbians. Closest thing we have here... also owned by lesbians, but there's a couple chains that are about the same. I think in the 2 decades between then and now adult shops have started picking a lane and they're either sketchy with back rooms, or they look bright or cozy. The 'cozy' one I'm thinking of I swear you could replace all of the dildos with tarot cards, the butt plugs with crystals, the clothes with incense, and the sex furniture with singing bowls and nobody could tell it wasn't always a wiccan shop.
Now that is a story idea. "The Cozy Sex Shop".
 
Mine was (and still is) a cheap 'BestVibe' stroker with a mouth and nose.

I got creative... bought some nice wigs, a holder with a hole to fit the stroker, and a stand for it to sit on.

It only comes out when i have the house to myself for a few days, but boy do we have fun 😁.

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