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Do you remember your first kiss? Your first love? Your first orgasm? Maybe more bdsm related: the first time you jumped in to something Dominant or submissive? The first time you had a D/s experience?

Or non sexual... the first time you ate something so awesome, the memory stays with you? The first time you got drunk?

Doesnt matter what it is. Tell me about your first....

Edited to add:

If it's an underage first sexual experience - please don't add your age... I'm more curious about the experience and your memory of it. Thanks! :eek:
 
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Firsts

Great questions!

First kiss - a friend's cousin
First love - same
First orgasm (by hand)
First orgasma with a girl -
First threesome - college with two roommates, both actresses
First BDSM - also in college. My boss pulled me by my tie and forced my head between her legs and made me to go down. I loved it.
 
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My first cat was an 19-20 year old PTSD and depression-ridden grouchy thing that hated everyone and everything but could still fight 3 neighbour cats at once and seriously wound one of them at age 15-16.

I guess it was 'street smarts' for cats. My mother knew she was a homeless street cat all alone for 2 years before eventually collecting her, and she was apparently about 4 years old when that happened. So maybe she picked up feline boxing skills during those early years?
 
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My first orgasm was by myself, in my bed, with my very own fingers when I was home sick from school. Watching some "cable" tv I wasn't supposed to be.

My first cat was Daisy. She was black and white and slept on my head at night. I got her when I was 7, and she lived for 21 years.
 
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:eek: Can I just warn that some of the questions and answers here break rules:(

Sorry to be the killjoy to point it out. :eek::rose:

I pointedly haven't answered, coz...cannot, some of those.

Oh - I didn't think of that! Can we say what's first but no age??? I was more thinking of the memory behind it....
 
I remember the first time I ate fajitas. Seriously. I couldn't remember eating anything more awesome. I was 28, at a Mexican restaurant in Texas on a date. I don't remember him. But I remember those damn fajitas.
 
Yes. Please tell us more. :cool:

Ummmm, I've had to do it every day since? Sometimes more than once? And I thought there was something wrong with me for doing it so much. :(
 
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Wait, masturbation is okay...right?

Yes. Please tell us more. :cool:

Ummmm, I've had to do it every day since? Sometimes more than once? And I thought there was something wrong with me for doing it so much. :(

According to Indiana University’s National Survey Of Sexual Health And Behavior (2014), 16.4% of women and 14% of men between the ages of 18 and 60 have not done so in "the past year".

From this information we can deduce that precisely 16.4% of women and 14% of men are liars.
 
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I'm not so sure that's true.

I have been for long periods with out masturbating, for various reasons....lack of libido not necessarily being one of them, but definitely being a reason at one point.

However, other times.....I have, certainly more than made up for it. :D.
Slipped my mind entirely.
15.5% to account for medical complications. :)

I would love to see the result of the same study done in 1850...
 
Unless I had the flu or something.

*looks at you all hero-like*


According to Indiana University’s National Survey Of Sexual Health And Behavior (2014), 16.4% of women and 14% of men between the ages of 18 and 60 have not done so in "the past year".

From this information we can deduce that precisely 16.4% of women and 14% of men are liars.

A whole year? No masturbating?? :(
 
I'll hide my true age behind a thin curtain of math.

First kiss was a boy crazy girl in school when I was 24÷6.

First real love was when I was 117÷9, and I'm not touching on that one again.

First time I recall getting drunk ( more like obliterated ), was when I was 5,430÷362.

First time I had really rough sex that involved " light " BDSM elements was when I was [don't try to get around it. The TOS are clear. Removed for underage sexual reference].

The first time I trashed a hotel room and skipped out on the bill was when I was 1,666÷98.

First time I died was when I was 8,668÷788.

First time I masturbated was.... You know, I don't recall. All seems like one long day to me :D
 
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I'll hide my true age behind a thin curtain of math.

First kiss was a boy crazy girl in school when I was 24÷6.

First real love was when I was 117÷9, and I'm not touching on that one again.

First time I recall getting drunk ( more like obliterated ), was when I was 5,430÷362.

First time I had really rough sex that involved " light " BDSM elements was when I was [don't try to get around it. The TOS are clear. Removed for underage sexual reference].

The first time I trashed a hotel room and skipped out on the bill was when I was 1,666÷98.

First time I died was when I was 8,668÷788.

First time I masturbated was.... You know, I don't recall. All seems like one long day to me :D

I failed all math.

42?
 
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Do you remember your first kiss? Your first love? Your first orgasm? Maybe more bdsm related: the first time you jumped in to something Dominant or submissive? The first time you had a D/s experience?

Or non sexual... the first time you ate something so awesome, the memory stays with you? The first time you got drunk?

first kiss-high school
first love-high school
first orgasm- watching a porn video I wasn't supposed to
first dom experience-six years ago
first awesome food- 19, red beans and rice from a real cajun cook.
first time getting drunk-3.....lame story with that one.
 
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I ate my first artichoke a couple of years after High School. I didn't know what it was when it was served to my friend. A girl from small town OK had never even been in a restaurant that could serve something that exotic.


I was such a good kid that I never tasted alcohol until a couple months before I turned legal. The good Catholic girl that was my roommate set out to teach me to drink by pouring a splash of Southern Comfort in full glass of Coke and gradually increasing the ratio as the night progressed. I still don't really like many drinks but have grown up to be a great wino.
 
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I remember the first time I had public sex. It was very, very public... I was with my boyfriend at a park lakeside, and things just sort of got out of hand. The sun was shining, I was off work for the weekend, I had no worries, feeling so wonderfully light and happy, buzzing on life. We were flirting and joking around and flashing each other and kissing. I was on my back, up on my elbows and he was on his side right up against me.

Then he just reached down and lifted me by the thigh so that I turned to spooning position, and he slid my bikini aside and was fucking me before I knew what was happening. The shortest, hottest fuck I ever had. It was over in about three strokes, and only two girls right next to us saw anything. They just sort of made unhappy noises and deliberately turned their backs. Public sex and nudity still ranks high in my fantasies, but I don't ever set out with an intent of actually going through with it. I know it's considered uncool, but the only times I have ever done it have been simply unavoidable.. unable to restrain ourselves.
 
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