Craziest Place you've had sex?

blackstallion21

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Along with the craziest place you've masturbated, tell us some stories about some of the craziest places you've had sex?

Come on?

On the side of the road?
On the roof of some stranger's car?
Public bathroom?
Grandma's House?
Mom's House? Mom's Bed?
Retail Store Changing Room?

Tell us where, and we'll be sure to tell you some of the places we've had sex too!
 
Ok...I may have posted this long ago on here...pitchers mound at the high school stadium. about 10 pm.

This was an open ended stadium and teh road was right there...lol.
 
I fingerd a girl in the backsea of my moms car while my mom was driving us. This was before I was old enough to drive. Same girl was fingered in her living room while parents were in next rom and all they had t do was turn their heads and see what we were doing. I got a BJ in th back of a Mcdonalds I worked in when I first got out of the Navy. I got her topless and played with her tits while she sucked my cock.
 
Hmmm . . I'm not sure I could name "the craziest" place. I've definitely had sex in places other than the "norm". I guess these would be a few of mine..

-bathroom at work
-the desk at work (2 different jobs)
-airplane bathroom
-public park, bent over the back of the car
 
On a big boardroom meeting table at a radio station. Sexy DJ with a nice, thick cock.
 
There's a spa at a hotel in Banff, AB that has three waterfall whirlpools in a room that has a big mineral bath. I fucked a chick doggy style behind one of those waterfalls in the hour before closing late one night. There was no one around but one of the spa employees or a guest could have come out of the change rooms into the pool area at anytime. Of course I couldn't last the full hour knowing we could get caught at anytime. We took care of her later that night after we got back to our room ;)
 
On a motor bike screaming down the highway at 3 am.I was lying on my back on the tank with my legs wrapped around his waist and my head resting between the handlebars. It was exciting and terrifying and going round corners was amazing.
 
On a motor bike screaming down the highway at 3 am.I was lying on my back on the tank with my legs wrapped around his waist and my head resting between the handlebars. It was exciting and terrifying and going round corners was amazing.

*panting after reading that* switchbitch i love reading your posts!
 
Well.... it's a toss-up between the break-wall at the marina and the hood of the car in the bar parking lot...
 
Ok OK!... These are TOO GOOD not to comment on! I'm sorry!

Ok...I may have posted this long ago on here...pitchers mound at the high school stadium. about 10 pm.

This was an open ended stadium and teh road was right there...lol.

~Not a bad place! I just wish the city cops around my area weren't so nosey, because I could probably do this at my old high school, but getting caught would be a *bitch!*

I fingerd a girl in the backsea of my moms car while my mom was driving us. This was before I was old enough to drive. Same girl was fingered in her living room while parents were in next rom and all they had t do was turn their heads and see what we were doing. I got a BJ in th back of a Mcdonalds I worked in when I first got out of the Navy. I got her topless and played with her tits while she sucked my cock.

THIS is BRAZEN! You're Lucky she wasn't one of those LOVELY chicks that give off that sexual aroma when they get turned on... or the instances where you were in your back seat of the car, and her parent's living room could have been DEADLY! And she must be very deciplined, as she didn't make any noise either! (i wish i could say i did this!) and at McDonalds... I've always wanted to fuck at a job! I've masturbated at enough of them... fucking at a job is on my bucket list!

MarvelGuy;36 On our balcony going at her from behind. While the neighbors on the 4th floor were watching....she never noticed[/QUOTE said:
Listen to the song "The Neighbors Know my Name" by Trey Songz... It'll probably bring back memories for ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E98IYokujSY

Hmmm . . I'm not sure I could name "the craziest" place. I've definitely had sex in places other than the "norm". I guess these would be a few of mine..

-bathroom at work
-the desk at work (2 different jobs)
-airplane bathroom
-public park, bent over the back of the car

~Hmmm... The public park and the airplane bathroom ARE on my bucket list!

On a big boardroom meeting table at a radio station. Sexy DJ with a nice, thick cock.

~SO FUNNY!!! There's a boardroom table that RIVALS ALL OTHERS in the hotel I used to work at that I WANTED TO PUSH A GIRL ACROSS but I never got that chance!

Men's bathroom at my office.

~NICE

On the green of the fourth hole on a golf course.

~I don't golf, but doing it in the middle of the golf course for all to see would be THAT SHIT!!!

There's a spa at a hotel in Banff, AB that has three waterfall whirlpools in a room that has a big mineral bath. I fucked a chick doggy style behind one of those waterfalls in the hour before closing late one night. There was no one around but one of the spa employees or a guest could have come out of the change rooms into the pool area at anytime. Of course I couldn't last the full hour knowing we could get caught at anytime. We took care of her later that night after we got back to our room ;)

~DAYMN that's Sexy!

In a tree.....

~I think this is the MOST INTERESTING Answer Here! That's Fucking Sexy!

A rented moonbounce in the backyard after one of my children's birthday parties

~ I SO gotta do this!

On a motor bike screaming down the highway at 3 am.I was lying on my back on the tank with my legs wrapped around his waist and my head resting between the handlebars. It was exciting and terrifying and going round corners was amazing.

~That's sexy... No Doubt! but I couldn't do that... I'll pass!!!
And EL is Right, it gets your blood pumpin thinkin about it, but that's all I can do... Think about it! LOL

Well.... it's a toss-up between the break-wall at the marina and the hood of the car in the bar parking lot...

BIGGEST FANTASY!!! On the hood of some STRANGER'S CAR in a Thunderstorm!!!
 
BUMP

THE ONES ABOVE WERE TOO GOOD!!!! I WANNA HERE MORE! I'm Getting More and More turned on by the second!
 
Well I guess for me it would be a cemetery, but have also done it on a park bench. Have fingered someone till they came while sat in the booth of a pub having drinks too.
 
In an elevator obviously, in the snug of a pub where the barman kept on popping his head around to see if we were ok for drinks. Last month sunday dinner at my parents hubby used his foot under the table and made me cum. Don't think my brother and his wife suspected a thing
 
No where really...

Once gave a bj to a guy in a car at the marina.. during the day.

Used to fool around with my first boyfriend in his parents van.. parked in various places..

Other than that, no where special...
 
Sky lift

On the sky lift ride at a theme park as we rode from one side of the park to the other. We just pulled down the pants and she sat down on my lap. We enjoyed a good 5 minutes before we had to stop. Must have been interesting to view the swinging gondola from the ground while we "rode" above them about 30 feet off the ground.
 
Hrrmmm....

Dunno if it would count as crazy, but in girlfriends living room on the couch while her parents were in their room down the hall and older sister watching tv in her room with door slightly ajar, was kinda hoping she might peek outside:devil:
 
Getting Turned On Again!!!!!!!!

Well I guess for me it would be a cemetery, but have also done it on a park bench. Have fingered someone till they came while sat in the booth of a pub having drinks too.

~This is too hot! I don't know what the thing would be about fucking in a cemetery, but I couldn't do it particularly because I think it's disrespectful... on one hand, and horribly arousing on the other! I want to finger a girl in a pub until she nuts! that's hot too!

In an elevator obviously, in the snug of a pub where the barman kept on popping his head around to see if we were ok for drinks. Last month sunday dinner at my parents hubby used his foot under the table and made me cum. Don't think my brother and his wife suspected a thing

~The foot under the table thing is TOO MUCH! This reminds me of the movie Wedding Crashers where the red head beats off Vince Vaughn under the dinner table. That's What's Up!!!

No where really...

Once gave a bj to a guy in a car at the marina.. during the day.

Used to fool around with my first boyfriend in his parents van.. parked in various places..

Other than that, no where special...

~That's alright, as long as your getting sex, where you get it shouldn't matter that much!

On the sky lift ride at a theme park as we rode from one side of the park to the other. We just pulled down the pants and she sat down on my lap. We enjoyed a good 5 minutes before we had to stop. Must have been interesting to view the swinging gondola from the ground while we "rode" above them about 30 feet off the ground.

~ That's TOO Hot also! I need to find a freaky chick that would do that with me!

Dunno if it would count as crazy, but in girlfriends living room on the couch while her parents were in their room down the hall and older sister watching tv in her room with door slightly ajar, was kinda hoping she might peek outside:devil:

NICE! My (ex)bestfriend was a fuck buddy of mine for a hot minute and I sexed her in her roommates bed while her best friend was laying on the couch in the next room!
 
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