🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🎸💃🏻🌶️

[Qky75]

Redbreast 12 year, neat, if you please.

Breasts any color at least 20 year neat

 

[DannieB]

I believe I told you that you were amazing tonight? I am trying to come up with a superlative for amazing. You are a supremely talented woman. That was fantastic.

“Wicked awesome” is what I think you were going for

 

[UnquietDreams]

*whispers* we can have them somewhere else. Not here. I won't actually throw them out.

Now, what treat should we have here? Are double-stuffed oreos allowed or will that summon a weird naked cookie army too?

I kinda wanna see a weird naked cookie army...

 

[HollyS]

I believe you!!!

I'm also just unbelievably turned on by cinnamon rolls.

Stop kink-shaming me.

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's what *he* thought. Bwahahahaha!!

Why do I find this peanut gallery comment particularly scary?

 

[SmokingFap]

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

Inadequate.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

Well, now you're just trying to hit me right in the fetish.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You share it with me right now! I bet it’s amazing

You go from wallflower to bossy real fast dontcha?

I love it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

Like they need a bigger challenge. Oh. I have an idea

 

[Sammysub07]

Like they need a bigger challenge. Oh. I have an idea

When UM gets naughty!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Like they need a bigger challenge. Oh. I have an idea

Two Cinnabons?

 

[DannieB]

You go from wallflower to bossy real fast dontcha?

I love it.

Only when it matters

 

[Sammysub07]

Two Cinnabons?

Wait. Who turned this into a challenge?! This isn’t the chubby bunny of Cinnabons!

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only when it matters

As it should be.

 

[TXRafe]

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

 

[UnquietDreams]

(This may possibly be a visual euphemism)

 

[Rj_1954]

I've never been so confused about pop tarts...

I feel like we should throw the pop tarts out. Maybe we should get different treats

 

[TXRafe]

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strudel is just the european form of poptart...am i right? @MidwestPrincess23

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait. Who turned this into a challenge?! This isn’t the chubby bunny of Cinnabons!

Well, I couldn't think of what he meant by a bigger challenge...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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Thank you!!! The bigger, juicier, thicker version is SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

strudel is just the european form of poptart...am i right? @MidwestPrincess23

ehhhhhhhhh - I'm in support of team Toaster Strudel!

 

[Sammysub07]

Well, I couldn't think of what he meant by a bigger challenge...

lol I mean I’m always up for a challenge! Are these Cinnabons the extra large ones or the mini kind?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The big problem with Toaster Strudels is that they have to stay in the freezer until you're ready to make them. You can't just grab one on your way out the door in the morning, throw one in your bag to eat later, forget about it, have it get knocked around in there for a few weeks, then open that pocket of your bag that you totally forgot even existed, and find it mangled up still in the wrapper and still be edible a month later. Point to Pop-Tarts.

 

[TXRafe]

lol I mean I’m always up for a challenge! Are these Cinnabons the extra large ones or the mini kind?

 

[Sammysub07]