LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2020
- Posts
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Absolutely no one in my inbox is paying for my undies, mark my words!![]()
Hang on, gotta go look up my Venmo....
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Absolutely no one in my inbox is paying for my undies, mark my words!![]()
Now aren’t you sweetHang on, gotta go look up my Venmo....
Now aren’t you sweet![]()
What? I need the monies to buy more books. You can burn my panties AFTER buying them for all I careThat's a very polite way of you to say 'creepy and perverted'![]()
I mean, sniffing them is one thing, smoking them is a whole other kink that I'm not so sure aboutWhat? I need the monies to buy more books. You can burn my panties AFTER buying them for all I care![]()
I just spent many minutes--I am not sure how many--looking at your AV.
So you are giving them away?Absolutely no one in my inbox is paying for my undies, mark my words!![]()
Doing it all wrong…butt chug…absorbs fasterTrying to think of a more efficient way to enter caffeine into my bloodstream.
....
Update: Soaking your balls in wet coffee grounds has no effect.
Though I still contend the idea bore some merit.
Yeah?Doing it all wrong…butt chug…absorbs faster
Look just admit you just wanted to play with your balls! ButtYeah?
Well I have to admit the ole' "butt chug" failed to jump into view when I was hashing out ideas.
That's on me I guess.
You know, I've always thought the journey was just as important as the destination.
Considering that, I think I like the "getting there" around MY idea better than chugging with my butt.
I mean my idea could have even had me singing, "Rubber Ducky, your the one
" while splashing around in a tub of coffee.
So my idea has better..."perks"
Pun intended.
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*Gasp*Look just admit you just wanted to play with your balls! Buttif you want fast caffeine absorption ya gotta go up the butt!
I see everything ……*Gasp*
....
Wha....
How DARRRREE YOU see right through me!