🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[Booboobear84]

His royal highness looking miffed when I wanted to use MY blanket. He weighs like 6 lbs at the most. He doesn't need the entire king size blanket to himself!

Well it's his, just ask him

 

[Booboobear84]

the cost of sitting in a dentist chair for less than 7 minutes

What can they get done in seven minutes?

 

[CuriousRick]

Finding out I’m not in consideration for a job I’m very well qualified for.

I think we are having the same day. Was just told someone got the job because they interviewed better. But good news I was rhe person who actually knew and understood the job better. Please try again we want you on the team

 

[TiedbyChris]

People who park on Zig Zag lines by the pedestrian crossing at the supermarket entrance, when it’s a huge car park with plenty of free spaces

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Me

 

[SkyeGirl32]

Men.

 

[LeSabreur]

I've been waiting over 2 weeks for some things I ordered at work. I've been bugging the higher-ups about the delay. Today one of them...the only one I like...came to me apologetically and told me that they've been sitting in the wrong office for two weeks.

Of course, no one thought to be curious about this enormous package with a person's name on it who doesn't work in that office!

 

[Chillygirl]

Have you applied on USAjobs.gov recently? Theres 4 long answer questions about the various things you like about the president, how you’d support him in this position and concrete evidence you are a loyal supporter. Not allowed to use ChatGPT and your application will be thrown out if they suspect you did use AI.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Why did I even think that I could just ‘nip in’ to the out of town shopping centre today to pick up a few gift cards. What a queue!

 

[Tallulah82]

Me. Overthinking. Ugh.

Just let it be.

 

[SkyeGirl32]

One of my friends. >.<

 

[SkyeGirl32]

Men who think sending a sexual message right off the bat is going to make me want to talk to them.

 

[cheekygirl75]

People who think assistants can work miracles

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Men who think sending a sexual message right off the bat is going to make me want to talk to them.

Damn.


*shit cans that strategy*

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Alts...always.

 

[jason28053]

People who think assistants can work miracles

I need some assistance!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I need some assistance!

As long as you don’t expect me to bend the laws of time!

 

[jason28053]

Have you applied on USAjobs.gov recently? Theres 4 long answer questions about the various things you like about the president, how you’d support him in this position and concrete evidence you are a loyal supporter. Not allowed to use ChatGPT and your application will be thrown out if they suspect you did use AI.

I couldn’t name 1

 

[jason28053]

As long as you don’t expect me to bend the laws of time!

Just over backwards

 

[cheekygirl75]

Just over backwards

You sure you don’t want me to bend forwards?

 

[SkyeGirl32]

Damn.


*shit cans that strategy*

Men like you make me roll my eyes.
You’re not as funny as you think you are.

 

[LaotianLass]

An orgasm

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Pressing the wrong button. I know better than that.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Some dude commenting on my thread..

 

[jason28053]

Men like you make me roll my eyes.
You’re not as funny as you think you are.

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