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[dawn_of_night]

Marisa calls hers...

"I Damned Well Deserved That Oscar." (But she calls everything that.)

Chris Evens?

Chris Evens call his ... "Red Popi" ?

Mathew McConaughey?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Chris Evens call his ... "Red Popi" ?

Mathew McConaughey?

Matthew calls his ....

His Longboard.

What does Steve Zahn call his junk?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Matthew calls his ....

His Longboard.

What does Steve Zahn call his junk?

Candy Cain....
Or maybe he calls it a joy ride...
I'm Not sure, probably depends on if he's fucking or getting head...

Willy Nelson?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Willy Nelson - Grand Ole?

Liam Hemsworth

 

[UnquietDreams]

Willy Nelson - Grand Ole?

Liam Hemsworth

Liam calls his...

The Wrecking Balls.

So what does Miley Cyrus call hers?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Liam calls his...

The Wrecking Balls.

So what does Miley Cyrus call hers?

Blank space.... Oh wait... Uhm....
Montana Mound...?

Taylor Swift calls hers....

 

[morelikeasong]

Taylor Swift calls hers....

Holy Ground

Samuel L Jackson calls his junk…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Holy Ground

Samuel L Jackson calls his junk…

Black Snake Moan, of course...

How about Geena Davis?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Black Snake Moan, of course...

How about Geena Davis?

A league of her own....


Nelly calls his junk...