🥂The B&B Speakeasy :: Celebrate Curvesday 🥂

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Happy Curvesday all you pervs

Oh man! If only...

 

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I never understood that Yin Yang thing until now...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Happy Curvesday!!!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Happy Curvesday, you gorgeous pervs!

 

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I discovered a few pics of curvy women posed "just like in Men's Magazines". Sexy. Provocatively. Dare I say "Explicit. Start with her. Smoldering sexuality, sneering for the camera. She likely just said something dripping in double entendre. I hope so anyway...Nice tan. No tan lines...

 

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Lingerie. Where would Porn be without lingerie?

 

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A true classic pose...

 

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Don't get me wrong: Wilma Flintstone is one hot redhead. Marge Simpson must spend hours in the gym. Lois Griffin too. but there are some cartoons that truly capture the essence of a curvy woman:

 

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AND PLEASE! Stop trying to make Velma DInkly a slim girl with enormous boobs. She is thick, and curvy and hot as they come:

YES< Scooby Doo gave me my love of Brunettes in Nerd Girl glasses and Redheads in bondage...(That's a rabbit hole that goes a long way on the internet...)

 

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Velma is the best!! I need to re-do my costume one of these days and make it sexier

Don't say that unless you mean it SNG...most of the Men of Lit were raised on Scooby Doo and we all know who was the hottest in the group (no, not the dog)...thank you for inspiring evil thoughts and maybe a Halloween story lol

 

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Lol I dressed up as Velma for Halloween a few years ago, but my attempts to make it sexy fell short sadly

I am speechless...and my imagination is running wild...Six months to Halloween...

 

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Last Curvesday post for me today. I bought a boat last fall. It is a pontoon boat / barge, not fancy but the motor is reliable and it is stable and watertight. I intend to spend a lot of time on my yet to be named craft. I hope my favourite curvy woman will take advantage of being in the middle of the lake away from everyone, and um, get back to nature. Call this picture #summergoals

Wish me luck

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Lol I dressed up as Velma for Halloween a few years ago, but my attempts to make it sexy fell short sadly

A group of us went as the whole Scooby gang and I got stuck with Daphne instead of Velma. So disappointing. On the plus side, we had to rush to the hospital when my nephew was born early so I have fucking ridiculous pictures of holding him in the NICU in full costume including a wig

 

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Happy Curvesday all you wonderful pervs

A big girl enjoying herself:

I am linking this one. It isn't to everyone's taste shall we say...A Big Guy getting a delightful bit of "Oral Servitude"...Don't like it? Too bad, move on. Big men like sex too. Are you shocked?

Big Guy getting Oral

 

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I am linking this one. It isn't to everyone's taste shall we say...A Big Guy getting a delightful bit of "Oral Servitude"...Don't like it? Too bad, move on. Big men like sex too. Are you shocked?

Big Guy getting Oral

Thank you Tan.

I've lost all patience with people on Lit who are offended by bodies and sex. They are free to go prude everywhere else.

 

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Thank you Tan.

I've lost all patience with people on Lit who are offended by bodies and sex. They are free to go prude everywhere else.

Thanks for the vote of confidence...more to come

 

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Don't like her in a bikini. Okay, she will take it off...

 

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On second though, she said "Fuck you I am wearing the bikini" (for two curvy women in my life who won't give up their bikinis).

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My favourite outfit at the beach...

 

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As it says on the thread title someplace else, "Eat it like you mean it"

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Happy Curvesday, body appreciators!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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