1 million dollars or more

[Guest]

Re: Would you....

I heard a joke once, I think it was by Groucho Marx...

A gentleman asks a young lady "Would you sleep with me for a million bucks?"
The young lady thinks about it for a bit, then agrees.
The gentleman then asks "Would you sleep with me for ten bucks?"
She is outraged. "Sir, what kind of woman do you take me for?!"
"Oh, we've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price!"

I think it was Winston Churchill that actually said this to a socialite that annoyed him during dinner?

 

[Guest]

Hilarious

Kerrie + Lasher = ROFLMAO

 

[Softly]

Who would you pick for a friend?

Hi Jeff726,

Your woman is very lucky, indeed.

Do not be put off by the posts of Melody_Lane and Lasher.
Other readers compare and contrast the quality of the posts. We must suffer fools, but not gladly.

 

[Weird Harold]

By the way, how come all your posts are number 132.

The number of posts is the current number of posts no matter when the post was made. (This should be post 491 for me, but the number next to it will probably be higher by the time you read this.)

 

[Melody_lane]

bitch, moan, complain, criticize....

Softly, is that ALL you do!?(rhetorical, of course!)


Anyways...Lasher, you know me Far too well.

 

[Bodizefi]

Sorry Jeff but I agree with Lasher and Melody. I garantee If you were really offered a million bucks you would drop your pants and grab your ankles so fast it would make Softly's head spin!

 

[MADDOG]

I dunno Melody, I can see Jeffs point. I mean, I wouldn't sleep with Softly for a million dollars. (Or any amount for that matter.)

You on the other hand...

MADDOG

 

[Laurel]

Bill Clinton vs. Nostradamus

I think Dixon is mostly right in his post. You cannot know 100% what you would do in any given situation without being in that situation. However, to say that you cannot give an "honest answer" until you are in the situation is not necessarily accurate. That statement assumes that there is no difference between dishonesty and making a prediction based on the knowledge and experience that you currently have.

The author Harold Brodkey, in a book he wrote shortly before he died, said that he would not trade his body of work to be cured of the AIDS virus which was quickly killing him. In reading his words, I have no doubt that he was being honest, but I can't help but wonder what his decision would have been if he was actually given a choice.

You all can think I'm as silly as you think Jeff is, but there are people - Manu's grandparents, for example - who've been so supportive of me and such a positive influence on my life that I wouldn't do anything to seriously hurt them for all the money in the world. Obviously, I've never been offered all the money in the world, so this is - like Shannon's original question - purely hypothetical. But I can tell you that I honestly, truly, and absolutely believe that I know what I would do in that situation.

On the other hand, if you ask me - as Shannon did - if I would "have sex with a family member" for $10 million, I'm not sure how I would answer that. It would be a lot easier question to address if Conan O'Brien was my brother or Angelina Jolie was my sister.

 

[Flagg]

Re: Re: Would you....

I heard a joke once, I think it was by Groucho Marx...

A gentleman asks a young lady "Would you sleep with me for a million bucks?"
The young lady thinks about it for a bit, then agrees.
The gentleman then asks "Would you sleep with me for ten bucks?"
She is outraged. "Sir, what kind of woman do you take me for?!"
"Oh, we've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price!"

I think it was Winston Churchill that actually said this to a socialite that annoyed him during dinner?

Could be. He's also famous for saying the following to a socialite one time:

Socialite: Sir, you are Drunk!!
Churchill: Yes and you are devastatingly ugly but at least I will be sober in the morning.

 

[Jeff726]

Bodizefi.....

You are wrong again. I would not dishonor my girlfriend (hopefully fiancee pretty soon) by taking some pitiful sum of money to have an affair. Not only would it be cheating on her, but it would ruin all her and I have had since we have been together. It is not worth losing the best woman in the world just to make a cheap amount of money. Some people are so foolish.


-Jeff

PS- thanks to Softly, who said my gf is lucky to have me. but in reality i am lucky to have her. Softly let's be pals!

[Edited by Jeff726 on 06-27-2000 at 01:57 AM]

 

[Bodizefi]

Okay okay......Jeff this does sound like a serious case of love. I actually believe you. And by the way.....congratulations.....that is not an easy thing to acquire. Have you talked marriage with the little lady?

 

[Jeff726]

Okay okay......Jeff this does sound like a serious case of love. I actually believe you. And by the way.....congratulations.....that is not an easy thing to acquire. Have you talked marriage with the little lady?

Oh yes I have and she is enthralled with the idea as much as I am. We are taking our time since we are both still young (her to be 21 this year and me 20 in July), but everything is there for a permanent lifelong relationship. She has a good career going and wants me to join her, and I plan to within a year. My life could never be any better. I am the happiest I have been in all my life since I have been with her. Every time I think of what her and I have, I just get this fluttery feeling inside my heart, butterflies in my stomach, tears in my eyes, and a painfully.....nah I'll leave that to your imagination, hehehe.

But yes I do love her with all the heart and soul a man could give his woman. As one of my favorite songs says, "she likes me for me." (blushes)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Would you....

Could be. He's also famous for saying the following to a socialite one time:
Socialite: Sir, you are Drunk!!
Churchill: Yes and you are devastatingly ugly but at least I will be sober in the morning. [/B]

If he were alive today I think Mr. Churchill would get a kick out of this BB. Brains and wit prevail!

I stop in the BB just to see what's new and I get caught. I should move this post to "How has Literotica changed you". I have less free time!

 

[MADDOG]

Congratulations Jeff! I honestly beleive you when you say you wouldn't do something like that. I applaud you. Would I be right in assuming this is an internet love? Where is your girl from?! Will it be a big move distance wise?

MADDOG

 

[Jeff726]

The Love Of My Life

Congratulations Jeff! I honestly beleive you when you say you wouldn't do something like that. I applaud you. Would I be right in assuming this is an internet love? Where is your girl from?! Will it be a big move distance wise?

MADDOG

It started out as 'net love', but is now long distance. She is from the Pacific Northwest, which isn't really a big move distance-wise. That and she is going to be helping me out with everything. Life is very good for me and her. We are eachother's perfect matches. I could never be happier than I am now. Ahhhhh love.

Thanks for the support MADDOG.

-Jeff
ICQ 29331620
AIM jdh72680

 

[MADDOG]

Is it anyone we know?! A literotican?! (Sorry, just had to ask!)

MADDOG

[Edited by MADDOG on 06-27-2000 at 04:25 PM]

 

[SimplySouthern]

Congrats Jeff...when you find love in any form hang on to it!

Long distance relationships have a bad connotation I'm afraid, but I'm of the opinion that you get out of it what you put into it.

Again, congrats and good luck. I wish you both all the best.