12 days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Lit-verse gave to me...twelve tarts contented, eleven lewd liaisons, ten torrid teases, nine naughty nymphos, eight horny hotties, seven sultry sexpots, five vibro-things! Four lips for teasing, three sets of speed cuffs, two nipple clamps, and an erection tall as a pear tree.

(This last list is mutable, and by no means exhaustive. There are too many configurations possible. So if you think yourself a tart, come be contented. And if you do not think yourself a tart, please come be contented anyway. I promise it'll be worth your while. ;))
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Lit-verse gave to me...twelve tarts contented, eleven lewd liaisons, ten torrid teases, nine naughty nymphos, eight horny hotties, seven sultry sexpots, five vibro-things! Four lips for teasing, three sets of speed cuffs, two nipple clamps, and an erection tall as a pear tree.

(This last list is mutable, and by no means exhaustive. There are too many configurations possible. So if you think yourself a tart, come be contented. And if you do not think yourself a tart, please come be contented anyway. I promise it'll be worth your while. ;))

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