Angeline
Poet Chick
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21 6/10/13
Tighten the Tackle*
Nurse Jamie has your back
and your front for only five
hundred seventy-five dollars
the blonde beautician will
erase wrinkles, hair, discoloration
from your scrotum. She'll restore
that smooth youthful sheen
which overuse, mistreatment
or even simple neglect may have
stolen thereby reducing manly
pride to a sad and begrizzled
state of shame. Fear not!
She'll laser you to perfection.
"Men like their gardens well-kept.
They want to be ready for the Emmys."
Nurse Jamie and her laser compel
me to consider that most uncomfortable
of all Red Carpet Questions:
Who are your balls wearing tonight?
* A mostly found poem
Tighten the Tackle*
Nurse Jamie has your back
and your front for only five
hundred seventy-five dollars
the blonde beautician will
erase wrinkles, hair, discoloration
from your scrotum. She'll restore
that smooth youthful sheen
which overuse, mistreatment
or even simple neglect may have
stolen thereby reducing manly
pride to a sad and begrizzled
state of shame. Fear not!
She'll laser you to perfection.
"Men like their gardens well-kept.
They want to be ready for the Emmys."
Nurse Jamie and her laser compel
me to consider that most uncomfortable
of all Red Carpet Questions:
Who are your balls wearing tonight?
* A mostly found poem
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