7' super hardcore bearded sadist seeks lazy sub with great tits and emotional baggage

[bangbangbaby91]

That makes sense...I just think that with all the weirdos out there, some people might write off the post without looking at it. I just read the whole thing and thought it seemed exceptionally nice, but I almost didn't look at it at all because of the strange title. I only opened it because I thought I would get to laugh at the oddness of the ad.

 

[KimGordon67]

That makes sense...I just think that with all the weirdos out there, some people might write off the post without looking at it. I just read the whole thing and thought it seemed exceptionally nice, but I almost didn't look at it at all because of the strange title. I only opened it because I thought I would get to laugh at the oddness of the ad.

I don't think that many subs with great tits would actually admit to either the lazy or emotional baggage bits (or at least not BOTH of them), so he's probably pretty safe.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It was the strange title that caught my eye!

I thought that if he could write a title like that, he must have a great sense of humor.

Wonderful ad! I'm very impressed in the fact that you seem to know what you are looking for. Never settle for less.

 

[upsidedowncake]

Why write such a sincere, lengthy post just to give it an odd name that will through potential suitors off?

If you can't understand basic levels of blatant sarcasm, I assure you, you are not a potential suitor.

 

[KimGordon67]

If you can't understand basic levels of blatant sarcasm, I assure you, you are not a potential suitor.

Yeah ... ^^^ that was sort of what I thought.

 

[RawHumor]

I only opened it because I thought I would get to laugh at the oddness of the ad.

Exactly. That's called good marketing.

 

[NextDoorSecret]

Jesus. Yes you're doing it right.
NOW That's an ad. (The emotional baggage piece was what made me laugh and roped me in to read it! LOL)
If only you weren't looking for your happily ever after I'd probably be throwing my panties and my heart into your inbox, but you deserve to find her so I'll just wish you the very best of luck on your quest.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jesus. Yes you're doing it right.
NOW That's an ad. (The emotional baggage piece was what made me laugh and roped me in to read it! LOL)
If only you weren't looking for your happily ever after I'd probably be throwing my panties and my heart into your inbox, but you deserve to find her so I'll just wish you the very best of luck on your quest.

That's the part that got me, too! Lol

I'm going to the wrong coast at the end of the month.

 

[Miasorrow]

I guess I am a little late to the party..?

 

[Torinona]

Loved the title... your original post along with the comments made me smile... you're humorous, you're candid... your various qualities will not go ignored.

Sending you all sort of good vibes and best wishes that you and that special someone for you indeed cross paths.

Magical connections *can most definitely* start on the interwebz. I am blessed with several incredible friendships and relationships that started from a Lit thread or a private message.

 

[oOMinxOo]

I hope you found her. This deserves a bump in the event you have not.