A Literotica Movie Date ...

Is there a line forming to keep Jewelz occupied for the weekend, or can we all just go at her at once ? I think I know the answer to this, but I had to ask it, proper ettiquete and all.

Chewey

P.s. Pipercatt, I heard it was popcorn smothered in melted butter. Maybe CC will save some of the melted butter for later....... hmmm nice thought .
 
chewbacca71 said:
Is there a line forming to keep Jewelz occupied for the weekend, or can we all just go at her at once ? I think I know the answer to this, but I had to ask it, proper ettiquete and all.

Chewey

P.s. Pipercatt, I heard it was popcorn smothered in melted butter. Maybe CC will save some of the melted butter for later....... hmmm nice thought .

nope chewey love.....no one has lined up at all for jewelz......my heart is soo broken this weekend! :(

I miss my CC!:(
 
chewbacca71 said:
Is there a line forming to keep Jewelz occupied for the weekend, or can we all just go at her at once ? I think I know the answer to this, but I had to ask it, proper ettiquete and all.

Chewey

P.s. Pipercatt, I heard it was popcorn smothered in melted butter. Maybe CC will save some of the melted butter for later....... hmmm nice thought .


LOL, I want to be Jewelz's social secretary..what a fun job that would be...and I'd hope to get perks! :)

Hey Chewey, if you've got the melted butter, I've got the time!!!

:devil: :kiss:
 
pipercatt said:



LOL, I want to be Jewelz's social secretary..what a fun job that would be...and I'd hope to get perks! :)

Hey Chewey, if you've got the melted butter, I've got the time!!!

:devil: :kiss:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! holy hell, i cant even keep up so youre hired......and of course....you have perks baby........stop by my office after work and we will discuss them......*wicked smile*
 
***Calls the local Grocery store****

" Yes, how are you? Can I have a 20 lb tub of butter delivered? Really, Ok great. Send it out to Crazy Canucks house. Can you also send out about 10 canisters of Whip Cream. Excellent, Thanksl"

Now lets get the party started. WOOOHOOOO

Chewey
 
hey chewey!!!!!!! call them back!!!!! we need more chocolate and fruit.....and honey.......and ohh tell them to bring some more paper towels too........:p
 
Jewelz said:


LMAO!!!!!!!!!! holy hell, i cant even keep up so youre hired......and of course....you have perks baby........stop by my office after work and we will discuss them......*wicked smile*


YAY!!! Gainfully employed takes on a whole new meaning!!!

:kiss:
 
chewbacca71 said:
***Calls the local Grocery store****

" Yes, how are you? Can I have a 20 lb tub of butter delivered? Really, Ok great. Send it out to Crazy Canucks house. Can you also send out about 10 canisters of Whip Cream. Excellent, Thanksl"

Now lets get the party started. WOOOHOOOO

Chewey

oh wow! That is the best offer I've had all day!!! :)

Let me know when the deliveryperson gets here..we gonna have some fun!!!

:devil:
 
****Calls back the grocery store***

"Yes its me again, has the delivery left yet??? NO, ok, great here add some chocolate kisses, honey, some cherries, nope - no bannanas or cucumbers - we got that covered. Did I miss anything? OH yeah, got any rope?"

Sorry, I could not resist the rope comment.

Chewey
 
lmao.......well jewelz doesnt like rope burn...she has her own stash of silky scarves.........;)

OHHHHHHHHHH CHEWEY.........we forgot a big ole tub of vaseline! *giggle*
 
Boy are these guys gonna get pissed at me, but for you gorgeous ladies, why not?

***Using the most important button on the phone: Redial **

"Yes , its me again. Yes, I know that you are getting mad, but you are working retail. Customers rule, hahaha retail scum. Oops sorry. How big of a vat of vaseline do you have? That will do , send it over will ya ? Ok thanks."

By the way, maybe as a reward, one of you ladies can answer the door for the sixteen year old delivery boy with a severe case of acne. I think that seeing one of you , or both in the nude would answer his prayers for the rest of the year. Just a thougt.

Chewey
 
Jewelz said:
lmao.......well jewelz doesnt like rope burn...she has her own stash of silky scarves.........;)

OHHHHHHHHHH CHEWEY.........we forgot a big ole tub of vaseline! *giggle*


OOOoooh, scarves are wonderful. And they have so many more uses than for just binding....

*wiggles eyebrows*
 
Knock knock,
Hmm looks like 'The Usual Suspects' are all ready playing.

After seeing all the food the you have ordered I would have to bring 91/2 weeks lets see if that scene can be out done here;)

You like my satin pjs they don't always stay on though :p
 
Very good choice cherrylips_au , that is one of my favorite erotic ones. Come on in and take a seat. Here let me clear you off a spot. **Wipes off his mustache** Here you go. :D

Chewey
 
Thanks chewwy, I see you ordered some cherrys mmmmm just remembering that little trick of tying a knot in the stalk of one just with your tongue :p
 
My tongue has never been quite that talented, but I have never had any complaints from my lady friends. :D

Chewey
 
ahh chewey! thank you for takin the heat from the store manager....but hey, what can we say....we gotta good party going on and have lots of other things on our minds..;)

CC will be so happy that the party continued all weekend!!!! :p
 
Hmmmmmm....

Let's see..... I'll bring whatever porn is in my vcr at the time....no clothes, of course, lots of oil and lube!!!! And batteries, lots and lots of batteries :D :D :D
 
no problem

No problem Jewelz, I got your back. I would like you ass, breasts and pussy too..... ooops. Did I say that outloud??? My mistake.... *blushes*


Chewey
 
pipercatt said:



LOL, I want to be Jewelz's social secretary..what a fun job that would be...and I'd hope to get perks! :)

Hey Chewey, if you've got the melted butter, I've got the time!!!

:devil: :kiss:

Perks???? Hell Pipe, if you just took care of the guys and women that Jewelz can't get to should keep your body in a constant state of orgasm for weeks and weeks!:D :rose: :kiss:
 
Re: Hmmmmmm....

jamor9 said:
Let's see..... I'll bring whatever porn is in my vcr at the time....no clothes, of course, lots of oil and lube!!!! And batteries, lots and lots of batteries :D :D :D

Yeeehaaaw!!!

*thinks to self...i sure hope sexy jimjim sits next to me.....*

*wicked smile*:devil:
 
Re: no problem

chewbacca71 said:
No problem Jewelz, I got your back. I would like you ass, breasts and pussy too..... ooops. Did I say that outloud??? My mistake.... *blushes*


Chewey

Yup yup! i heard that!........*kisses your blushin cheeks* Im so glad to have my tits, ass and pussy wanted! ;)
 
Re: Re: Hmmmmmm....

Jewelz said:


Yeeehaaaw!!!

*thinks to self...i sure hope sexy jimjim sits next to me.....*

*wicked smile*:devil:

Actually Jewelz... I was hoping you'd be sitting on me!!!!:D :devil:
 
jamor9 said:


Perks???? Hell Pipe, if you just took care of the guys and women that Jewelz can't get to should keep your body in a constant state of orgasm for weeks and weeks!:D :rose: :kiss:

well now that sounds damn near exciting!!!:D :p :D
 
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