A question for Roger Simian ???

[Guest]

Love, exciting and new
Let it float, it floats back to you

The Love Board, soon will be making another run
The Love Board, promises something for everyone

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance

 

[Gingersnap]

Okay Deborah is that you??

 

[Isabella Thorne]

How Much is That Dog in the Window?

... well yes Rog .. it is important to speak French while you are on our island .. we are a bilingual country .. but really, dear, there is no need to translate Patty Page songs lmao ...

bravo Marvin! does that mean you get to mingle with the Love Board Crew .. and sit at the captain's table

oh Rachel .. i fucked it up .. i thought you meant Celine was cool .. damn .. i am just too blonde for you dear. You goth types always outsmart me!

 

[Deborah]

Nope, that wasn't me, Gingersnap. Honest! But it was quite beautiful, was it not? Dixon probably or maybe Lasher or even your true love himself. Ah, this is so romantic!

Well girl, I was waiting to hear what YOU had to say about all this. All we were hearing was Roger's side of the story, not that I doubt his veracity (Hi, I'm Rachel!) or anything.

One word of advice when you get to Scotland. Keep your lingerie under lock and key.

Hey Gingersnap and Roger, you two are too cool. All the best!

 

[April]

It's so sweet! *sniffle*

 

[Guest]

Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles...

Why thanky'all, Xander, Marv, Debz, April, Expertise (again) 'n' Bella (again).

Oh, Wicked Wolf-grrrl - you're making me blush, you naughty little heathen. Get your ass over here so I can punish you with icecream and kisses.

BTW - if everybody brings us offerings of exotic jewelery and cheesecake we promise to keep our public displays of affection to a pre-agreed minimum in the future.

Don't we, Pumpkin Pie? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Now, let us all set sail into the night and discover who is next in line on that little rascal Cupid's hit-list. I hear the vicious little cherubim has got his hands on a crossbow.

 

[Guest]

Hey, Debz - one more post and you're guru material. Spend it wisely.

 

[Angelique]

See Roger...I didn't say a word to anyone!

My sincerest congratulations to you both. So, when's the wedding and I better be invited!

Now, with two Lit couples finding each other, do you think we should start some kinda club?

 

[Lovely Latina]

*A toast to the hairy couple*

Wolfgirl and Scotsquatch...

Congratulations on your thang that you got goin' on! That is so fucktastic! You are both great people and deserve much happiness.

Oh to be single, hairy and in love. *sigh*

 

[Guest]

Angelique - hahaha. I think it's normal protocol for a couple to meet each other before they start making wedding arrangements. LOL I like the idea of this club though. Do we get a secret handshake?

Loverly - I'm glad it wasn't hairy toast you made us. That stuff really sticks to the teeth.

 

[Gingersnap]

Roger I thought that we did have a secret handshake or was that a oooohhh never mind. Thanks Debbie and LL. Roger is a wonderful man and he really knows how to ummm pay a compliment. Not only that but he cooks for me to<giggles>. Seriously my Scot really likes women. You other ladies out there know what I am talking about. He is just one of the best people you will ever know. I am somewhat biased I know.
Love you Roger!!!!!!!!

 

[Deborah]

So it's Roger's cooking that struck your fancy, 'eh Gingersnap? Yeah right.

WE know the real truth as contained in the true erotic story, "Where's MY Roger." To quote, "Ginger was playing with herself and staring in shock at Roger's rigid penis sticking through the bars of the cage. 'I have never seen one nearly that big before! You could use that dang thing for a baseball bat.'

Gingersnap, I do commend you for sharing Roger the Scotquatch and I hope this benevolence on your part will continue in the future.

 

[Guest]

Uh-uh, Debz. Roger is strictly a one-woman-Scotsquatch from now on. Ginger always was my favourite Spicy Girl.

HEY - YOU WITH THE BIG AMERICAN GRIN!!! I love you too, badgirl. Your toast's ready, by the way.

 

[April]

Aw, they're just so damn cute!

 

[Gingersnap]

Yes it was the way he makes toast that won my heart. That and a few other things <hee hee>. So you see Deborah if Roger made toast for anyone else, well I would just have to arrange for him to recieve Britney Spears entire collection along with Celine Dion's autographed life story with every album she ever cut...... Oh and play achy breaky heart over loud speakers outside his house on concert speakers. Roger lets get into the bubble and do a fly over. XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 

[Hecate]

*cough cough* .. Uhhhmmm Ginger - Dear....

He is a wonderful man with an incredible mind. Witty, creative, talented, sexy, imaginative,funny, sexy, kind, loyal,sexy,honest and did I mention sexy?

Goodness gracious - and to think I bought this guy for just 10 bucks *g*

Uhhhmmm - Ginger-dear ... I do have a feeling you owe me those ten bucks now *winks* ... no wait .. make that 15, no 20, I have to share with Merelan, my co-owner ... just for making up for my broken heart and for sharing the room with him without me knowing *trying to put up a stern face* ... and hey - since you two are grounded together for the next 4 weeks anyway *g* you won't need the money *lol*

I am so happy for the two of you - enjoy it for as long as it lasts (forever sounds soooo damn long *g*)!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Tarty Tartan Lingerie ..

Ginger luv ..

first of all i want to assure you that although Rog has mentioned his damn toast to me from time to time, he has always been a perfect gentleman and has NEVER MADE me any toast lol ..

also dear ..we must go back to the Scottish Store that only sells Scottish things ..

we must get your "Scottish" trousseau ready ..

i saw the cutest plaid wonder bras and matching thongs and teddies too ...

yes Rach told me that is what they all wear in Scotland .. you must ask Rog though which tartan to buy ... it has to be his family's exclusive tartan pattern i think .. (i saw that on MacMillan and Wife once)

and little mini-kilts and tams too .. they are so adorable!

ah yes, mike myers is standing by to transform you into a sweet scottish lassie .. the shirley manson look don't you know .. lol ..

if it's not Scottish ....





[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 08-01-2000 at 06:01 AM]

 

[Gingersnap]

Thanks Bella but Roger has a unusual nonplaid family emblem on a field of black. It is a strange little figure with a odd shaped head.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh do you mean his penis? (forgive me ginger i couldn't resist .. you set yourself up big time girl) lmao

 

[April]

ROFL! Oh, you're so bad, Isabella!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

OMG .. thank you april dear .. i was so worried after i posted it .. i really did not want to offend anyone .. i actually thought of going back and deleting it ..

but i am so naughty .. i just couldn't resist .. thank you for laughing .. i hope that rog and ginger are laughing with us too ..

 

[Guest]

Thankyou again, Mistress H - I took on a summer job, treading grapes, to try and pay off my debts. However, I'm grounded for 4 weeks in my room with Gingah so they've sacked me for poor attendance. I was thinking of selling that big box of Celine Dion albums to the French. I might be able to get $10 for the lot (if I'm lucky).

Now, now, Bella! My penis isn't a laughing matter, you know.

Oi! Quit all that sniggering, ya bunch of no-good low-down scoundrels!

Now - I think it's time this strand did the dignified thing and crawled off into the night in search of Felix's 'Harmonic Convergence: An Extended Interlude'.

(Whatever did happen, to old Professor Felix, I wonder?)

Hey, Gingersnap! See you down by the Loch. I hope you've got four hours and 56 minutes to spare, m'dear. I'm feeling kind of peckish.

[Edited by Roger Simian on 08-02-2000 at 04:43 AM]

 

[Gingersnap]

Hecate the check is in the mail. Bella nope is a ScotSquash
and nobody sees the other but the guy himself and a fav fan.
Roger darling if you have the stamina I have the clock. BBabbby you rock my world!!!!!!! Enough it is time to go and let this die the good death. Thanks to everyone for their good wishes. May you all find someone as wonderful...