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I looked out my apartment window this morning and saw this....

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*smacks both* be nice!

:D

to each their own

*Smirks*

I was being nice. To each their own. I at no point said he was wrong, just that you were closer. And At no point implied our mystery male couldn't have a hot boyfriend, or that that was wrong. Maybe he has both and he's listening to them together on his fancy phone.

I just implied that manscaping wasn't something I consider hetero.
 
Dude looks like he waxes his chest, and stomach. And he has all the wrist and forearm development of a twelve year old girl.

I think she's closer to the mark.

hmmmm, kinda makes sense. Why are you examining him so closely though? :p
 
Cause he's goddamn pretty.

*Nods*

Even from a hetero standpoint.

Did you see those arrow head hips, and feathered neck muscles?

lol no I didn't see any of that, I only saw what the two hands were doing. One busy down there and the other holding the phone....... I also saw the hair.
 
Share and share alike. I'll give you a love tap? *grins*




He has that body I will never have. I'd be jealous but I like me more.


Nah thanks, I only take luv taps from girls, especially lovely ones :p

As for the body, didn't you just say "Dude looks like he waxes his chest, and stomach. And he has all the wrist and forearm development of a twelve year old girl. " That doesn't sound like a reason to be jealous right?
 
Nah thanks, I only take luv taps from girls, especially lovely ones :p

As for the body, didn't you just say "Dude looks like he waxes his chest, and stomach. And he has all the wrist and forearm development of a twelve year old girl. " That doesn't sound like a reason to be jealous right?

Nope. I just don't manscape. I'm kinda furry and I think it looks much better.

He does have the wrist and forearm development of a twelve year old girl. which suggest he doesn't work with his hands, or do any work that involves labour or exercise.

What he does have, and why I said he was goddamn pretty, is a perfect flat stomach. Which I will never have. He has a perfect tone and slim build. Which even when I was slim I never had. I have a natural hourglass. Which sucks on a guy.

But I have bigger biceps, lats, traps, and pecs. Which does not make me look good. It just makes me look bulky.

But I still think I look better than him.
 
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