An account for disobedient subbies

[lark sparrow]

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Ditto...I think I said would not reply to a thread until I had something positive to say... wracking up the points already... but who's keeping score?

I meant size.

I thought of it more like having a little list, an account, wherein your misdeeds, naughtiness, brattiness, were recorded here at Lit for future punishment purposes. Of course if any such little account were real, I'd be in BIG trouble. I've been an incredible brat today.

 

[navarre]

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ut oh... I'm still wondering about the ice cold frozen metal butt plug and it's intrusion into wetted places... isn't that a bit like licking the pole on a frozen day with your tongue and getting stuck?

Nope.
Not if properly lubed.
I treat a submissive properly.
I would hand her a bottle of the appropriate lube.

 

[lark sparrow]

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I have no doubt you would, Navarre. But I had to razz you just the same as this is an ornery sub thread. ... or am I completely misguided (like FungiUg)?

Nope.
Not if properly lubed.
I treat a submissive properly.
I would ahnd her a bottle of the appropriate lube.

 

[navarre]

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I have no doubt you would, Navarre. But I had to razz you just the same as this is an ornery sub thread. ... or am I completely misguided (like FungiUg)?

I love it when you're ornery.

 

[Krinaia]

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I have no doubt you would, Navarre. But I had to razz you just the same as this is an ornery sub thread. ... or am I completely misguided (like FungiUg)?

Did you just call FungiUg misguided? I think you just put a little check mark in your account. Now we must all think of an appropraite punishment for you since you so rudely insulted him.

 

[FungiUg]

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...am I completely misguided (like FungiUg)?

Speechless

 

[lark sparrow]

Reference... Exhibit A

I manage to disobey myself all the time!

lol that wasn't an intended rude insult, it was a joking reference...but if you think you can follow through on the punishment, check away.

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Reference... Exhibit A

Ah, but you see the joy of being a Dominant means I don't have to follow orders, even my own!

Whereas you... doing best "dark, ominious" expression

 

[Krinaia]

Re: Reference... Exhibit A

lol that wasn't an intended rude insult, it was a joking reference...but if you think you can follow through on the punishment, check away.

Oh I wasn't going to do it and don't have any intention of following through... but i wouldn't blame someone else if they read the statements here, liked one or two of the suggestions and did some following through of their own

<evil grin>

I plan to enjoy being followed through on ... even if I don't enjoy it, it'll be good for me.

 

[hurtme]

something is missing...oh, wait i know, there was a boob in someone AV, Skyline, i do believe you said somethign about a couple of weeks, it has maybe been a couple days...naughty, naughty

 

[FungiUg]

My question is: how do we know SB actually has TWO breasts? I've only seen photographic evidence for the existence of one... and as an experienced sceptic, I'm led to ponder whether there is anything other than mere rumour to substantiate another...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Eyeball

ahhhhhhh.... such sweet talk.

and now something really strange:

http://www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/eye.htm

For that, you get tied up and left in a corner for the evening.

 

[Krinaia]

My question is: how do we know SB actually has TWO breasts? I've only seen photographic evidence for the existence of one... and as an experienced sceptic, I'm led to ponder whether there is anything other than mere rumour to substantiate another...

Is that a challenge?

 

[hurtme]

I think it was a challenge SB...


*looking for black pom poms so i can cheer*

 

[lark sparrow]

Re: Re: Reference... Exhibit A

Ah, but you see the joy of being a Dominant means I don't have to follow orders, even my own!

Whereas you... doing best "dark, ominious" expression

Oooh, dark, ominous and pontificating... tell me more, please!

You know, the existence of one or two breasts has kept me up many a night pondering as well. It's one of life's little mysteries, and truly a caution! Do we know if it was the right or left breast previously? I suppose they will have to make a simultaneous appearance for the skeptics to be assured.

 

[FungiUg]

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Oooh, dark, ominous and pontificating... tell me more, please!

Now that I know you want dark and ominious, I shall be all sweet and light. Besides, not nearly enough begging there!

(Has anyone ever heard the theory about how to lead a pig? If you want it to go left, you pull right. If you want it to go right, you pull left. Etc... So does that make me the pig? I wonder.)

 

[FungiUg]

Is that a challenge?

I feel no need to answer that.

(No need to confess to being a pervy bastard, none at all... )

 

[lark sparrow]

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I love it when you're ornery.

I like that appreciation/quality - excellent! Now where could you have wandered off with the all important lube in tow?

 

[lark sparrow]

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Now that I know you want dark and ominious, I shall be all sweet and light. Besides, not nearly enough begging there!

(Has anyone ever heard the theory about how to lead a pig? If you want it to go left, you pull right. If you want it to go right, you pull left. Etc... So does that make me the pig? I wonder.)

Sweet and light works for me too - sometimes the firmest grip is the result of the lightest touch...have any other tricks up your sleeve, oh Hooded One?

I've heard pigs are at least as bright and trainable as dogs....but I suppose that's neither here nor there... unless of course, you agree to me as puppygirl while you are the pig. Otherwise we may just have to wait for breasts until and if a better plan is formulated.

 

[Krinaia]

It was the left breast

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Reference... Exhibit A

Sweet and light works for me too - sometimes the firmest grip is the result of the lightest touch...have any other tricks up your sleeve, oh Hooded One?

I've heard pigs are at least as bright and trainable as dogs....but I suppose that's neither here nor there... unless of course, you agree to me as puppygirl while you are the pig. Otherwise we may just have to wait for breasts until and if a better plan is formulated.

I've always wondered... if you have a girl serving as a puppy dog, and you tell her to fetch a bone, what happens?

Prefer pony girls myself... especially with the tail on the anal plug that embedded deeply into her arse. Yum!

Problem is, those are all things I think you'd enjoy! So... what counts as a punishment for a naughty lark sparrow?

 

[FungiUg]

It was the left breast

Interesting. So it's the right breast that's missing... perhaps SB is in actuality an Amazon...? (From the Greek legends, that is)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Interesting. So it's the right breast that's missing... perhaps SB is in actuality an Amazon...? (From the Greek legends, that is)

If so, you're fucked Legolas ...

 

[Krinaia]

Why would you think I was an amazon.

Legolas is hot. I just flip for those elfish ears and silver hair.

 

[BrightFlower]

If so, you're fucked Legolas ...

lmao