The_gladiator
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well we could give her a banana, have her put it to her throat and then measure that for a baseline of course?
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Wait...Where talking about wood?!?
I thought we were talking about penises.
well we could give her a banana, have her put it to her throat and then measure that for a baseline of course?
"This keeps getting kinkier and kinkier!"lol, will someone hold my hands behind my back?
well we could give her a banana, have her put it to her throat and then measure that for a baseline of course?
Giggling at my own twisted mind.... "Isn't there an app for that? I figured by now there should be."
well we could give her a banana, have her put it to her throat and then measure that for a baseline of course?
So did I until Glad started talking about measuring... I went to rulers.
So that was what Congressman Weiner was doing taking pics of his junk.
Wait this research is pointless. Every member of congress is a bigger dick than any guy on earth has between their legs.
*snorts* he said weiner...
Lol, all this oral fixation just reminded me of something funny from work today.... I bought a case of giant blow pops to keep in my office, and had grabbed one for a meeting this morning (no time for breakfast and I needed something to tide me over).
After the meeting, my work hubby pulled me aside and said I wasn't allowed to take pops to customer meetings anymore. He seemed to think I was too much of a distraction. Then again, all the requirements I wanted to get approved today passed...
Snorts. My computer crashes, and look where this thread goes... wow...
Did he give you places you could bring them, or a reasonable substitute?
Oh he said to feel free to enjoy them in front of him anytime.... Just not at the customers.
I guess I can see his point... They are huge... And can barely fit in one's mouth...
No wonder all your requirements got approved.
I didn't plan it that way... at first, although I may have noticed a couple reactions.
LOL. I think that statement needed a few more devil faces behind it there.
rotflmao I am actually laughing aloud and my girlfriend does not understand what is funny. I need to becareful or I'll wake the house. *adopts serious face... can't hold it*
Drat! I just noticed the time. I have an early morning meeting tomorrow (and need time to get breakfast since pops are out... ), so I had best head to bed.
Sweet dreams and sticky fingers...
Its about that time for me too.
Good night Angel. Sweet and wicked dreams.