Angel's Little Patch of Heaven

well we could give her a banana, have her put it to her throat and then measure that for a baseline of course?
 
Giggling at my own twisted mind.... "Isn't there an app for that? I figured by now there should be."

So that was what Congressman Weiner was doing taking pics of his junk.

Wait this research is pointless. Every member of congress is a bigger dick than any guy on earth has between their legs.

well we could give her a banana, have her put it to her throat and then measure that for a baseline of course?

She'd only bite it, and we'd all cross our hands over our crotches and groan from sympathy pain.

So did I until Glad started talking about measuring... I went to rulers. :rolleyes:

Well if we're talking about wood, lets talk about redwoods.
 
Lol, all this oral fixation just reminded me of something funny from work today.... I bought a case of giant blow pops to keep in my office, and had grabbed one for a meeting this morning (no time for breakfast and I needed something to tide me over).

After the meeting, my work hubby pulled me aside and said I wasn't allowed to take pops to customer meetings anymore. He seemed to think I was too much of a distraction. Then again, all the requirements I wanted to get approved today passed... :D
 
So that was what Congressman Weiner was doing taking pics of his junk.

Wait this research is pointless. Every member of congress is a bigger dick than any guy on earth has between their legs.

Laffin... "Well said sir!"
 
Lol, all this oral fixation just reminded me of something funny from work today.... I bought a case of giant blow pops to keep in my office, and had grabbed one for a meeting this morning (no time for breakfast and I needed something to tide me over).

After the meeting, my work hubby pulled me aside and said I wasn't allowed to take pops to customer meetings anymore. He seemed to think I was too much of a distraction. Then again, all the requirements I wanted to get approved today passed... :D

:eek::eek::eek:

Did he give you places you could bring them, or a reasonable substitute? ;)
 
:eek::eek::eek:

Did he give you places you could bring them, or a reasonable substitute? ;)

Oh he said to feel free to enjoy them in front of him anytime.... Just not at the customers. :rolleyes:

I guess I can see his point... They are huge... And can barely fit in one's mouth...
 
Oh he said to feel free to enjoy them in front of him anytime.... Just not at the customers. :rolleyes:

I guess I can see his point... They are huge... And can barely fit in one's mouth...

No wonder all your requirements got approved.;)
 
rotflmao I am actually laughing aloud and my girlfriend does not understand what is funny. I need to becareful or I'll wake the house. *adopts serious face... can't hold it*
 
Drat! I just noticed the time. I have an early morning meeting tomorrow (and need time to get breakfast since pops are out... ;)), so I had best head to bed.

Sweet dreams and sticky fingers... :D
 
Drat! I just noticed the time. I have an early morning meeting tomorrow (and need time to get breakfast since pops are out... ;)), so I had best head to bed.

Sweet dreams and sticky fingers... :D

Its about that time for me too.

Good night Angel. Sweet and wicked dreams.
 
*heads in and helps herself to a steaming mug of coffee then curls up on the sofa sipping the brew and trying not to shiver*

Bbrrrrrr ....

:rose:
 
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