Angel's Little Patch of Heaven

[Veroe]

Good evening Maddy, Glad.

How does this cold January night find you?

 

[The_gladiator]

I agree cock is over used, but admit I do tend to prefer it to some of the alternatives. all of yours are acceptable I just draw a line at dick." he says with a chuckle.

"I could play something, any requests?"

 

[Veroe]

LOL. I prefer terms like "rigid manhood", "hard flesh", "throbbing shaft" and yes, even "tasty meat". The "C" word is much overused in my opinion. With that naughty reply out of my system, are you going to entertain this evening or just relax?

I agree cock is over used, but admit I do tend to prefer it to some of the alternatives. all of yours are acceptable I just draw a line at dick." he says with a chuckle.

"I could play something, any requests?"

I agree that the term Cock is overused, but sometimes there are no better words to use. I've been looking for a better verb than the word: thrust for a long time now and have never found an acceptable substitute for it.

 

[missmaddy]

Good evening Maddy, Glad.

How does this cold January night find you?

Brrrrrrrrrrrr...

I agree cock is over used, but admit I do tend to prefer it to some of the alternatives. all of yours are acceptable I just draw a line at dick." he says with a chuckle.

"I could play something, any requests?"

I'm sure I'll like anything you play. First let me get a drink!

 

[missmaddy]

I agree that the term Cock is overused, but sometimes there are no better words to use. I've been looking for a better verb than the word: thrust for a long time now and have never found an acceptable substitute for it.

Hmmmmm... "hammer", "pound", "plunge", "pummel" all come time mind (doubly blushing).

 

[Veroe]

Hmmmmm... "hammer", "pound", "plunge", "pummel" all come time mind (doubly blushing).

Yeah I've cracked open a thesaurus for it before, but still haven't found a suitable word for the action involved. None of those carry the right image in my mind.

 

[Execution_Style]

LOL. I prefer terms like "rigid manhood", "hard flesh", "throbbing shaft" and yes, even "tasty meat". The "C" word is much overused in my opinion. With that naughty reply out of my system, are you going to entertain this evening or just relax?

here are a few alternatives

001. Dick : really,who hasn't heard this one?

002. Weiner: same here too.

003. Cock

004. Prick

005. Johnson: Never sure if it is the president or the outboard that this one refers to.

006. Pee Pee: Explains itself doesn't it?

007. Pecker: Another one that is just too common.

008. John Thomas: English in origin. I assume the guy must have been a real prick.

009. Baloney Pony

010. Rod

011. Shaft: The black private dick who's sex machine to all the chicks.

012. Bald headed Yogurt slinger: Graphic eh?

013. Baby Maker

014. Shvantz

015. Bone/Boner

016. Bratwurst: A large penis.

017. Bud: Common in English ruled Caribbean islands.

018. Hanging meat

019. Trouser Snake

020. One Eyed Trouser Snake

021. Cack: Gaelic

022. Choad: A penis that is wider than long.

023. Chub: Partially erect.

024. Cornholer: ick.

025. Ding Dong

026. Dong

027. Dingus/Dingis

028. Dork: Originally a whales penis.

029. Dingaling: Ask Chuck Berry, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gWMJLUbk10

030. Hard On

031. Tallywhacker

032. Hog: Not a Harley, just the ol' pork

033. Jimber: a new one on me.

034. Jimmy: Likely related to the Jimber in some arcane way.

035. Joystick: Originally for the reasons of pleasure, in the video game age it has acquired another.

036. Keilbasa: See Bratwurst.

037. Knob: The tip in particular.

038. Long Dong Silver: See Clarence Thomas

039. Love Muscle

040. Fuck Stick: Need I say more?

041. Main Vein

042. Man Meat

043. Meat Popsicle

044. Meat Thermometer

045. Member

046. Middle Leg

047. Monster

048. Mr. Happy

049. Mr. Winky

050. Ol' One Eye

051. One Eyed Monster

052. Peen

053. Putz

054. Peeter/Peter

055. Piece: As in Piece of man meat.

056. Pocket Rocket: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPKa-iwxq0

057. Pole

058. Pud: Short for Pudding.

059. Pudding: as in pulling your pudding.

060. Purple Helmet

061. German Helmet

062. Salami

063. Sausage

064. Skin Flute

065. Tent Pole

066. Third Leg

067. Throbber

068. Tonsil Tickler

069. Tool

070. Tube Steak

071. Tube Snake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4QL0yi6nQ

072. Wang

073. Wanker

074. Wee

075. Willie

076. Weenie

077. Winky

078. Spitting Cobra

079. Spout.

080. Little Elvis

081. Trouser Trout

082. Thing

083. Meat Puppet

084. Schlort

085. Schmeckle: Getting a bit obscure now aren't I?

086. Sconge: See Chub

087. Schlittle: The opposite of Schlong

088. Peeper

089. Plonker

090. Love Shaft

091. Meatsicle

092. Chup

093. Chut

094. Cut: In particular a circumcised one

095. Digger

096. Twig (and Berries)

097. Doder

098. Doinker

099. D

100. Anacondaa

101. Alabama Black Snake.

 

[Angeleyz]

*walks wearily into the patch and sees she's once more missed the beginnings of a party*

Hey everyone...

*plops down on a chair and pulls a blanket over her legs*

 

[missmaddy]

Hi Angel. Hope you had a good day.

 

[Veroe]

Now that's going in depth, ES.

But many of those just makes me roll my eyes...though I suppose in context they can work.

I like to use metaphor or simile when I can in referencing a cock. I've called it a soldier assaulting her stoic bastion, the proverbial bull in the proverbial china shop, or a worshipper at a sacred alter. That way they refer to the cock and gives an idea of what is going on in the scene.

 

[Angeleyz]

Just tired, missmaddy.... Although I could use a super long, super hot bath.

And for the record, my favorite is pistoning...

 

[Veroe]

Just tired, missmaddy.... Although I could use a super long, super hot bath.

And for the record, my favorite is pistoning...

Pistoning.

At least it bring to mind a machine-that can be useful in a SRP post.

 

[missmaddy]

Just tired, missmaddy.... Although I could use a super long, super hot bath.

And for the record, my favorite is pistoning...

LOL. I'll have to decide whether or not I want to get "pistoned". It sounds awfully close to a bathroom thing that I'm definitely not into.

I'd be happy to draw you a hot bath...

 

[Angeleyz]

Pistoning.

At least it bring to mind a machine-that can be useful in a SRP post.

What can I say.... It leaves me with a visual that makes my legs shake.

Update: nope, definitely nothing close to that, missmaddy... Just a nice, breakneck speed, etc, etc that leaves you mindless.

As to the bath, I have miles to go in posts before I laze in the water, although I might try to do both here. *giggle*

 

[The_gladiator]

I totally agree Veroe, there's not really a verb that really demonstrates that action quite as well. pushed and pressed works sometwhat well but not really the same kind of stroke.

he nods at maddy and begins to play
I never believed that your soul could be stolen from me
Who can save me from the monster that I used to be?

So if you hear me now,
Won’t you just send me a sign?
Do I make you proud?
Tell me that I’m doing fine

Woah, if I could I’d fly away
And talk to the angels,
And beg them to please let me stay

Can you hear me? I’m calling across the divide
Will I see you? Maybe in some other life?

So if you hear me now,
Won’t you just send me a sign?
I see your face in the clouds,
The moon and the stars when they shine

Woah, if I could I’d fly away
And talk to the angels,
And beg them to please let me stay
’Cause Heaven, no Heaven, I’ll never see
What can I do to bring you back to me?

Will we meet again in another life?
Wait for me on the other side
Won’t you help me to see the light?

Woah, if I could I’d fly away
And talk to the angels,
And beg them to please let me stay
’Cause heaven, no heaven, I’ll never see
What can I do to bring you back to me?
What can I do to bring you back to me?
What can I do to bring you back to me?

 

[Execution_Style]

Now that's going in depth, ES.

But many of those just makes me roll my eyes...though I suppose in context they can work.

I like to use metaphor or simile when I can in referencing a cock. I've called it a soldier assaulting her stoic bastion, the proverbial bull in the proverbial china shop, or a worshipper at a sacred alter. That way they refer to the cock and gives an idea of what is going on in the scene.

oh I love them Veroe.

there are so many awesome ways to describe "The Member" haha

 

[Angeleyz]

oh I love them Veroe.

there are so many awesome ways to describe "The Member" haha

You mean your thingee?

 

[Veroe]

oh I love them Veroe.

there are so many awesome ways to describe "The Member" haha

I'm a writer. Words are my toys.



It's all a part of a writer's arsenal. Sometimes you need some creativity other times you just need the blunt use of the word cock.

The trick is to know when to use one or the other.

How about you guys...what'cha up to tonight.
Me: I'm working on a new idea for my idea box I had today.

 

[The_gladiator]

trying to set up a new rp

 

[Angeleyz]

Trying to < beeeeeeeeeeep>

 

[The_gladiator]

Trying to < beeeeeeeeeeep>

what?"

 

[Angeleyz]

what?"

Don't mind me, zulbub made an unexpected appearance for a minute. Had to edit or lose my halo.

 

[missmaddy]

Thank you Glad for the song.

"I'm a writer. Words are my toys. "

Great metaphor Veroe!!

Does anyone know why I get kicked off Lit when I am away for a short time?

 

[Veroe]

Thank you Glad for the song.

"I'm a writer. Words are my toys. "

Great metaphor Veroe!!

Does anyone know why I get kicked off Lit when I am away for a short time?

There's a twenty-minute timer. No action for that amount of times mean you get logged out automatically. I think its to reduce server stress of something.

Sooner or later I need to make the acquaintance of the Zulbub I keep hearing about.

 

[Angeleyz]

There's a twenty-minute timer. No action for that amount of times mean you get logged out automatically. I think its to reduce server stress of something.

Sooner or later I need to make the acquaintance of the Zulbub I keep hearing about.

I have issues less than 20 minutes, so I think it can also be related to browser privacy settings.

And I'd be very very afraid of meeting her, Veroe. She'd eat you up and spit you out. *shudder*