Angel's Little Patch of Heaven

HF doesn't exactly qualify for big brother status...being what happens in certain stories. ;)

Pffft, stories don't count. Besides, he's taken too.... And I'm soooooo not getting in between a Hollywood kiss.;)

*drums fingers on the end table next to her*

Maybe I need to get myself one of those sexbots I keep reading about. :D
 
I pop in to find my friends chatting about their respective sibling status and I make my way to the bar for a tall stiff drink to wash away the day.

"Hey there boys and girls!... so let me get this straight... If you're the little sister, *pointing at Angel* and you're the big brother, *pointing at Wolfias,* Does that make me the pervy uncle? :eek::eek::eek:

*chuckling as I take my drink to one of the big overstuffed chairs.*
 
HF doesn't exactly qualify for big brother status...being what happens in certain stories. ;)

Hey! I resemble that remark! :D

Pffft, stories don't count. Besides, he's taken too.... And I'm soooooo not getting in between a Hollywood kiss.;)

*drums fingers on the end table next to her*

Maybe I need to get myself one of those sexbots I keep reading about. :D

I hear that some of the new ones have remote control smart phone apps that connect via the internet... :eek:

Just imagine what Jim could do with that! :eek::eek::devil::devil::D
 
*smiles sweetly at HF*

Pervy uncle might be better than pervy grandpa, partner.... ;)
 
I pop in to find my friends chatting about their respective sibling status and I make my way to the bar for a tall stiff drink to wash away the day.

"Hey there boys and girls!... so let me get this straight... If you're the little sister, *pointing at Angel* and you're the big brother, *pointing at Wolfias,* Does that make me the pervy uncle? :eek::eek::eek:

*chuckling as I take my drink to one of the big overstuffed chairs.*

Hey HF ol' buddy...you aren't that much older than I am. But you'd definitely qualify for pervy anything. Even pervy Santa wouldn't be too much of a reach. :D
 
Hey! I resemble that remark! :D



I hear that some of the new ones have remote control smart phone apps that connect via the internet... :eek:

Just imagine what Jim could do with that! :eek::eek::devil::devil::D

I would like to place my order for a Fembot NOW! Redhead green eyes 5'7'' 130 lbs 34 24 36
 
I would like to place my order for a Fembot NOW! Redhead green eyes 5'7'' 130 lbs 34 24 36

Write your letter... Santa's getting ready to check his list for the 2nd time. :D

Now the real question is, to whom does he deliver the remote? :devil: :eek:
 
Write your letter... Santa's getting ready to check his list for the 2nd time. :D

Now the real question is, to whom does he deliver the remote? :devil: :eek:

Do I look like I'm crazy enough to trust ANYONE with my Fembot remote? :mad:
 
It might be fun, but you'd have to choose wisely if you're going to give them control of the full auto machine gun titties. :eek: :D

Delete the armorments portion please. I'm a leg man, breasts are so over rated. Anyway.... Nope, I trust nobody 100% it just ain't gonna happen. :cool:
 
Who in the hells Emily? she can finish crocheting an ugly Christmas sweater anytime. ;)

Oh trust me old friend, this is anything but crocheting... though there is a good yarn involved and the hook is definitely creating something of unique beauty. :devil: ;)
 
ummm me too.... :eek: *gets up to refresh my own drink and pour one for the bundle of trouble sitting in her chair.* Here you go... you earned it! ;) :devil:

Thanks, partner!

*gives him a salute with her glass before taking a much needed sip*
 
Delete the armorments portion please. I'm a leg man breasts are so over rated anyway. Nope, I trust nobody 100% it just ain't gonna happen. :cool:

*looks down at her short little legs and her less than little chest and frowns*

Ouch!
 
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