Angeleyz
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lol if i take personal time i am likely to cyber kidnap me a male to help solve the problem. lol
Oh oh! Can I watch? My hubby is playing on the flippin' Xbox again.
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lol if i take personal time i am likely to cyber kidnap me a male to help solve the problem. lol
lol if i take personal time i am likely to cyber kidnap me a male to help solve the problem. lol
I'm now pretending she just didn't say that at this particular point in time lmao!
lol if you wanted i am sure there is no one who would stop you. lolOh oh! Can I watch? My hubby is playing on the flippin' Xbox again.
And this would end badly how?
lol if you wanted i am sure there is no one who would stop you. lol
ummm if the guy is subbish it would be bad? lol
bursts out laughing

*plops down on the couch, legs sprawled out in front of her*
I have three responses I have to tee up and all I can think of is how much I want to eat the whipped cream downstairs....![]()
Who needs sex when you can make a woman laugh that hard?![]()
Hmm yeah maybe so.
Though there is only a slight chance of that happening right?
hmm depends on if i cybernap a random male or one i know lol.
What no pie?
It's only Cyber napping someone you don't know.
It's "Barrowing" Some male you do know.
=D

It's only Cyber napping someone you don't know.
It's "Barrowing" Some male you do know.
=D
Nah, the horde demolished my pies earlier... I've only got whipped cream left.
What no pie?
maybe.
But I've been told sex feels better.
Or so I've heard.
*Shrugs*
Got any hot Chocolate?
If not then just kick back with the can I guess lol
Though I could think of ways you could get your husband off the xbox with a can of whipped cream >.>
*Looks at the group that are looking at me like I had two heads out of nowhere.*
What?
Don't tell me that didn't cross one of your minds once since she said she had a can of Whipped cream?
Sex is highly overrated.
*says the person with a lifetime supply of batteries*
Sex is highly overrated.
*says the person with a lifetime supply of batteries*
pfft says the woman on a SEX site lol
Sex is highly overrated.
*says the person with a lifetime supply of batteries*
The Energizer bunny must be your best friend huh?

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