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[AnnieLit]

Ping Pong

In a thread on AmPics Justa told a story about her trying the ping pong trick and not getting too far with it. So, naturally, I had to try too.

Went to a store, found the balls.

First attempt: I thought I am supposed to use lube, that was a mistake - with lube all I got was a ball lazily sliding out of me. Nice feeling, but definitely not what I was going for.

Second attempt: dry balls. I liked the idea well enough not to be dry myself, so insertion wasn't a problem. This time they did fly a little, couple inches at best, but better than nothing.

I tried to search for videos of what was actually supposed to happen and was surprised to find out that my results were vary much on par with what was posted on Pornhub an such. And those were professional videos, not selfies! So, had to ask for help in that thread. And I got it! Here are two links to aspire to achieve:

1. https://www.sex.com/pin/60492898-shooting-ping-pong-balls-from-her-pussy/

2.

How does one increase the reach of the throw? I guess that would be pelvic floor, aka Kegel exercises. But I am sort of doing those as it is, so I was looking for a way to upgrade them and came upon a few ideas:
1. A device that is connected to an app and has some games to play using vaginal muscles. Different strength, different frequency, etc. $250 and many people complain that it doesn't really work as readings are not very reliable.

2. Kegels with weights, aka ben wa balls. I actually tried them a few years ago and wasn't impressed as I could easily hold the heavier combination from my set and even do jumping jacks with the balls inside, so I knew I needed something better.

3. Came upon the idea of vaginal weight lifting. I am not going to pay for it, but from the description it looks like what they do is attach weight to an inserted object and hold it, then let go, then hold again. Basically, what one would normally do with dumbbells, just a different muscle group. My ben wa balls set happen to have an attached string, so, for the first training I inserted the balls and clipped a table mirror to the string. At first doing 30 sec on 10 sec off was easy. But then I got wetter and by the 10th round it was pretty hard not to drop that mirror. But I managed to put 10 rounds in.

I think tomorrow I'll switch to a water bottle - it will be easier to track the weight.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Ping Pong

In a thread on AmPics Justa told a story about her trying the ping pong trick and not getting too far with it. So, naturally, I had to try too.

Went to a store, found the balls.

First attempt: I thought I am supposed to use lube, that was a mistake - with lube all I got was a ball lazily sliding out of me. Nice feeling, but definitely not what I was going for.

Second attempt: dry balls. I liked the idea well enough not to be dry myself, so insertion wasn't a problem. This time they did fly a little, couple inches at best, but better than nothing.

I tried to search for videos of what was actually supposed to happen and was surprised to find out that my results were vary much on par with what was posted on Pornhub an such. And those were professional videos, not selfies! So, had to ask for help in that thread. And I got it! Here are two links to aspire to achieve:

1. https://www.sex.com/pin/60492898-shooting-ping-pong-balls-from-her-pussy/

2.

How does one increase the reach of the throw? I guess that would be pelvic floor, aka Kegel exercises. But I am sort of doing those as it is, so I was looking for a way to upgrade them and came upon a few ideas:
1. A device that is connected to an app and has some games to play using vaginal muscles. Different strength, different frequency, etc. $250 and many people complain that it doesn't really work as readings are not very reliable.

2. Kegels with weights, aka ben wa balls. I actually tried them a few years ago and wasn't impressed as I could easily hold the heavier combination from my set and even do jumping jacks with the balls inside, so I knew I needed something better.

3. Came upon the idea of vaginal weight lifting. I am not going to pay for it, but from the description it looks like what they do is attach weight to an inserted object and hold it, then let go, then hold again. Basically, what one would normally do with dumbbells, just a different muscle group. My ben wa balls set happen to have an attached string, so, for the first training I inserted the balls and clipped a table mirror to the string. At first doing 30 sec on 10 sec off was easy. But then I got wetter and by the 10th round it was pretty hard not to drop that mirror. But I managed to put 10 rounds in.

I think tomorrow I'll switch to a water bottle - it will be easier to track the weight.

Please keep us informed of your progress.

 

[AnnieLit]

Please keep us informed of your progress.

I sure will
Just didn't want to keep doing it in a picture thread when I wasn't going to post any pictures.

 

[AnnieLit]

The vaginal weight lifting thing: there is a woman named Kim Amani that if not invented then at least is trying to popularize this idea in the Western culture. She calls it Vaginal Kung Fu.

She has a site and offers salons, that's her term for online group classes. One of the salons is called "Well Fucked Woman" where she supposedly teaches how to improve your sexual well being and achieve longer, stronger, multiple vaginal orgasms. Presumably, that applies to everybody, she doesn't subscribe to the idea that for a good number of women this is physically impossible. She preaches that 90 % of women are severely underfucked and all their problems stem from that. On her site she offers a quiz to determine just how underfucked you are. In that quiz one is supposed to click "all options that apply". On page 1 out of 10 listed symptoms one applied to me - no vaginal orgasms. On page 2 there wasn't one single thing that I could pick, "none of the above" is not one of the options, and the system wouldn't let me proceed. So, I guess, in her universe I am already a WFW. Good to know

But back to the weightlifting. That she teaches in her other salon, the Kong Fu one. Just to figure out where I am at the moment I found my mirror that I used last night on Amazon and checked the weight - 1 lb. Ok, not bad. But it means that I'll need a bigger bottle if that's what I am going to use.

This is Kim, not me )

 

[AnnieLit]

My equipment for the day.
Standing still with it is easy. If I let it swing, I can get up to 15-20 swings, after that the whole thing slides out. So, will be working on that.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

My equipment for the day.
Standing still with it is easy. If I let it swing, I can get up to 15-20 swings, after that the whole thing slides out. So, will be working on that.

An impressive start, Annie.

 

[heathrowinneo]

The vaginal weight lifting thing: there is a woman named Kim Amani that if not invented then at least is trying to popularize this idea in the Western culture. She calls it Vaginal Kung Fu.

She has a site and offers salons, that's her term for online group classes. One of the salons is called "Well Fucked Woman" where she supposedly teaches how to improve your sexual well being and achieve longer, stronger, multiple vaginal orgasms. Presumably, that applies to everybody, she doesn't subscribe to the idea that for a good number of women this is physically impossible. She preaches that 90 % of women are severely underfucked and all their problems stem from that. On her site she offers a quiz to determine just how underfucked you are. In that quiz one is supposed to click "all options that apply". On page 1 out of 10 listed symptoms one applied to me - no vaginal orgasms. On page 2 there wasn't one single thing that I could pick, "none of the above" is not one of the options, and the system wouldn't let me proceed. So, I guess, in her universe I am already a WFW. Good to know

But back to the weightlifting. That she teaches in her other salon, the Kong Fu one. Just to figure out where I am at the moment I found my mirror that I used last night on Amazon and checked the weight - 1 lb. Ok, not bad. But it means that I'll need a bigger bottle if that's what I am going to use.

This is Kim, not me )

amazing actually, wow!

 

[Tallcajun]

amazing actually, wow!

Fascinating and thanks for updating.

I experienced a performance many years ago. She used an egg. I assumed it was hard boiled. But not sure. She was a beautiful black girl.
She took the egg and inserted it just into her pussy and thebpussy took over. She made that egg dance in and out of her cunt like magic. A site to behold.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ping Pong

In a thread on AmPics Justa told a story about her trying the ping pong trick and not getting too far with it. So, naturally, I had to try too.

Went to a store, found the balls.

First attempt: I thought I am supposed to use lube, that was a mistake - with lube all I got was a ball lazily sliding out of me. Nice feeling, but definitely not what I was going for.

Second attempt: dry balls. I liked the idea well enough not to be dry myself, so insertion wasn't a problem. This time they did fly a little, couple inches at best, but better than nothing.

I tried to search for videos of what was actually supposed to happen and was surprised to find out that my results were vary much on par with what was posted on Pornhub an such. And those were professional videos, not selfies! So, had to ask for help in that thread. And I got it! Here are two links to aspire to achieve:

1. https://www.sex.com/pin/60492898-shooting-ping-pong-balls-from-her-pussy/

2.

How does one increase the reach of the throw? I guess that would be pelvic floor, aka Kegel exercises. But I am sort of doing those as it is, so I was looking for a way to upgrade them and came upon a few ideas:
1. A device that is connected to an app and has some games to play using vaginal muscles. Different strength, different frequency, etc. $250 and many people complain that it doesn't really work as readings are not very reliable.

2. Kegels with weights, aka ben wa balls. I actually tried them a few years ago and wasn't impressed as I could easily hold the heavier combination from my set and even do jumping jacks with the balls inside, so I knew I needed something better.

3. Came upon the idea of vaginal weight lifting. I am not going to pay for it, but from the description it looks like what they do is attach weight to an inserted object and hold it, then let go, then hold again. Basically, what one would normally do with dumbbells, just a different muscle group. My ben wa balls set happen to have an attached string, so, for the first training I inserted the balls and clipped a table mirror to the string. At first doing 30 sec on 10 sec off was easy. But then I got wetter and by the 10th round it was pretty hard not to drop that mirror. But I managed to put 10 rounds in.

I think tomorrow I'll switch to a water bottle - it will be easier to track the weight.

You are really doing some serious and important research here

 

[AnnieLit]

You are really doing some serious and important research here

Yeah, that would be me - give me a topic and I will run with it

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yeah, that would be me - give me a topic and I will run with it

I am thoroughly enjoying your tenacity!

 

[AnnieLit]

Fascinating and thanks for updating.

I experienced a performance many years ago. She used an egg. I assumed it was hard boiled. But not sure. She was a beautiful black girl.
She took the egg and inserted it just into her pussy and thebpussy took over. She made that egg dance in and out of her cunt like magic. A site to behold.

Interesting... I have some ideas about how that can be done, but probably with something smaller than an egg... Some testing is needed here

 

[Dreamliner]

Jeez, I need to drop into your thread more often Annie. Fascinating discussion topics.

 

[AnnieLit]

PlopEgg

Not quite the same, but weirdly related: looks like this is called performance art. I am not sure what exactly she is selling, the resulting canvas or the unrestricted videos of this performance. Probably both.

YouTube video (it works, but you have to be logged into your youtube account as this video is age restricted)

The backstory and a chance to buy an unrestricted video: https://unlimitedmuse.com/shop/plopegg-art-cologne-a-birth-of-a-picture/

 

[AnnieLit]

Progress report

I don't think it is possible to get stronger this fast, more likely I am learning how to get a better grip, but either way got to 30 bottle swings.

But there is a problem. As we all been taught by training other muscles - repetition is the key. You don't do one wight lift, you do a few reps, rest, do another set, repeat, and go on to finish 5 sets, right? Well, with this I can't do even one set of any reasonable number of repetitions! Why? Because, surprise!, I get wet! So, it goes like this:
- first attempt: my max number of swings.
- second: about 75% of that
- third: can't even get started - as soon as I attach the weight everything slides out, I can barely hold the balls on their own.

One of the promised benefits of the official version of this program is "elimination of vaginal dryness". Which might be true or not (actually, it is VERY unlikely that it is true), but I don't have this problem to begin with!

It's not like I can wipe off or use chalk, so I am trying to figure out what I can use to wrap around the balls that is (a) can absorb moisture, (b) is either single use or can be thoroughly washed. Paper, as in paper towel or a napkin, will not work as it most likely will fall apart and leave pieces inside. What else? There are lubricated condoms, is there such a thing as a anti-lubricated condom?

 

[Trubbycat]

I must follow this...

 

[AnnieLit]

I must follow this...

Looks like I am going to collect all the lovers of weird talk here. Who would have thought that it's possible to do so even without posting a one single picture of myself

 

[Trubbycat]

Looks like I am going to collect all the lovers of weird talk here. Who would have thought that it's possible to do so even without posting a one single picture of myself

Quality of content.

 

[AnnieLit]

Quality of content.

Well, thank you [emoji for a knicksen]

 

[AnnieLit]

Consult your doctor

How many times when we started any sort of exercise program have we all heard this phrase? I think this is a liability issue and they have to throw it out there - if something goes wrong, well, we did tell you to ask your doctor, didn't we? But of course almost nobody does, unless they have some very serious limitations that they know about.

Well, today I had my annual visit with an OBGYN, so I thought why not? I am already there, worse case scenario we both get a laugh out of it.

Side note: as many of you know (well, as many women my age know, I have no idea if men are aware about it) when women age they start having leaking problem - when sneezing, laughing, running, jumping a bit of urine escapes. This is especially true for women that had multiple naturally born children. Sometimes it starts right after the delivery, sometimes later, but this is very wide spread. The common recommendation is to do Kegels as this is the muscles of the pelvic floor problem.

I don't have it too bad, for me it's a problem only when I sneeze really hard, everything else I can do just fine. So, that was my pretext to bringing it up:
- Anything you are concerned about?
- Yes... I am not sure that you are the right person to ask, but when I sneeze hard I leak a little bit. I know that Kegels are supposed to help, but for me they don't make any difference. So I was wondering if you ever heard about "vaginal weight lifting", it is basically the same Kegels, but with some added weights. Do you think that might help?
- No, I have never heard about that, but from your description sounds reasonable enough. But you might need physical therapy for that. When I do the exam I will check the strength of your pelvic floor and then we will decide if you need a referral.
- OK, sure.
- Also, how often do you Kegels?
- I don't know, anytime I get bored - sitting in traffic, on a boring zoom call, watching a film I am not that invested in, standing in line at a grocery store...
- OK, let's see.

Well, let's just say that I didn't get that therapy referral - my doctor said that many women 20-30 years younger than me have weaker muscles down there, therapy can't work at this level.

Next time I will see her in a year and a half, I wonder if she will remember to ask how the training goes.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Consult your doctor

How many times when we started any sort of exercise program have we all heard this phrase? I think this is a liability issue and they have to throw it out there - if something goes wrong, well, we did tell you to ask your doctor, didn't we? But of course almost nobody does, unless they have some very serious limitations that they know about.

Well, today I had my annual visit with an OBGYN, so I thought why not? I am already there, worse case scenario we both get a laugh out of it.

Side note: as many of you know (well, as many women my age know, I have no idea if men are aware about it) when women age they start having leaking problem - when sneezing, laughing, running, jumping a bit of urine escapes. This is especially true for women that had multiple naturally born children. Sometimes it starts right after the delivery, sometimes later, but this is very wide spread. The common recommendation is to do Kegels as this is the muscles of the pelvic floor problem.

I don't have it too bad, for me it's a problem only when I sneeze really hard, everything else I can do just fine. So, that was my pretext to bringing it up:
- Anything you are concerned about?
- Yes... I am not sure that you are the right person to ask, but when I sneeze hard I leak a little bit. I know that Kegels are supposed to help, but for me they don't make any difference. So I was wondering if you ever heard about "vaginal weight lifting", it is basically the same Kegels, but with some added weights. Do you think that might help?
- No, I have never heard about that, but from your description sounds reasonable enough. But you might need physical therapy for that. When I do the exam I will check the strength of your pelvic floor and then we will decide if you need a referral.
- OK, sure.
- Also, how often do you Kegels?
- I don't know, anytime I get bored - sitting in traffic, on a boring zoom call, watching a film I am not that invested in, standing in line at a grocery store...
- OK, let's see.

Well, let's just say that I didn't get that therapy referral - my doctor said that many women 20-30 years younger than me have weaker muscles down there, therapy can't work at this level.

Next time I will see her in a year and a half, I wonder if she will remember to ask how the training goes.

Wait...Physical Therapy places have vaginal weight lifting?!

 

[AnnieLit]

Wait...Physical Therapy places have vaginal weight lifting?!

Not weight lifting, but apparently they have some sort of Kegel-like training. I have no idea how this works in practice though.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Not weight lifting, but apparently they have some sort of Kegel-like training. I have no idea how this works in practice though.

very interesting.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Rose and Devil would work nicely.

Loved the nipple torture instructions. Wood or plastic chopsticks? Which work the best?

You can get metal chopsticks. I think Amazon has them. While you’re at it. Get some dental rubber bands. Like the kind that goes on braces. That or there’s little rubber bands for hair band I think. I use them on my beard.

 

[AnnieLit]

You can get metal chopsticks. I think Amazon has them. While you’re at it. Get some dental rubber bands. Like the kind that goes on braces. That or there’s little rubber bands for hair band I think. I use them on my beard.

You started reading from the beginning? That will take a while
Rubber bands: I prefer the regular ones, you can twist them around the chopsticks as many times as needed. The sticks have to be connected really securely, no twisting around, so smaller bands are unlikely to help.
Metal chopsticks... I actually have a few at home, came with some food. Let's say it's a maybe, at the moment I like the wooden ones that are round on one end, but have a square cross section on another. If you put them in opposite direction with respect to each other they tend to twist much less than completely round ones.