Any experts on 'squirting' food?

[mildlyaroused]

"and a friend..." Yeah, right!

mildlyarousedPortnoy, huh?

I meannnn...

Maybe I should have clarified which part of the OP's story was "similar" to my experience. A dumpling did squirt on me. But we were closer to friends than we were to dom/sub lesbian lovers, probably!