Anyone from the UK?

[AmberLGreen]

Good morning all. Due to the Bank Holiday, my bin doesn’t go out until tomorrow (it is getting a better weekend than me).

Fried egg sandwich for breakfast. Working from home and it is hard to stay motivated with the sun shining outside

 

[chas22uuk]

Me too….SW

Edinburgh

 

[Anastasia1999]

i am back from my bike ride and holy hell I am knackered.

21C in the garden and my butler is making me lunch. Yay!!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wow @deft .. you got to Germany quick...

 

[deft]

Wow @deft .. you got to Germany quick...

Well... reasons...

 

[Yesok1]

Time to get up, I'm off to the gym. It's taking me ages to motivate myself at the moment.

 

[joclfc]

I'm in the garden in the sun and all is well with the world...

Enjoy it when you can

 

[lingus60]

Painting my gates this morning.... boring! Anyone feel free to bring a brush and help me speed it up....

 

[lingus60]

Now I'm wondering if "painting my gates" could be a euphemism ..........

 

[Wand3rlust]

That was my thought too!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Painting my gates this morning.... boring! Anyone feel free to bring a brush and help me speed it up....

I would help if I were nearer. Im a dab hand with a paint brush and have had loads of practice!

I painted my gates in a lovely forest green a couple of years ago and they still look fab.

Good luck!

 

[deft]

I would help if I were nearer. Im a dab hand with a paint brush and have had loads of practice!

I painted my gates in a lovely forest green a couple of years ago and they still look fab.

Good luck!

Ooooh, Matron!

 

[Wriggle]

I'm trying to laugh react at you funny fuckers, but I can only thumbs up like you.

Oooo
Errrr

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm having a baff.

Did you know it's illegal in Oklahoma to have a sleeping donkey in your bath?

#RandomFactHour

 

[lingus60]

I'm having a baff.

Did you know it's illegal in Oklahoma to have a sleeping donkey in your bath?

#RandomFactHour

They have a lot of nodding donkeys in Oklahoma

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

They have a lot of nodding donkeys in Oklahoma

I had to Google it. I had no idea they were called nodding donkeys!

 

[lingus60]

Yeah…. You’d be a big celebrity there. Drove through the oilfields there one time . They’re everywhere

 

[Wriggle]

I got home from work to an empty house with both front and back doors unlocked.

This is such a great place to live.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I got home from work to an empty house with both front and back doors unlocked.

This is such a great place to live.

I'm guessing all is well

I live in the middle of nowhere and I still religiously check everything is locked before leaving the house

 

[Yesok1]

I make sure the locks that lock the locks are triple bolted here, and it's supposed to be safe.

 

[lingus60]

I'm in a small town but still always lock up...... Yaay... just finished painting my gates... still waiting to hear what that's a euphemism for .....

 

[Yesok1]

I'm in a small town but still always lock up...... Yaay... just finished painting my gates... still waiting to hear what that's a euphemism for .....

Faked tanned your arsecheeks!

 

[lingus60]

I somehow thought it might be you that came up with something first

 

[Yesok1]

I somehow thought it might be you that came up with something first

That put a smile on face thank you.

I'm missing someone from lit at the moment , and this brightened me up.

 

[Wriggle]

Painting the gates is definitely cunnilingus.