Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

In English I hope?

Not my name. My lit name.

 

[stickygirl]

I've got mine tattooed on my ankle.

That's a good idea, because if you get crushed in a building collapse it'll save them having to dig you out carefully. Or if a shark bites off several people's legs, they'll stitch the correct one back onto you

 

[Wand3rlust]

That's a good idea, because if you get crushed in a building collapse it'll save them having to dig you out carefully. Or if a shark bites off several people's legs, they'll stitch the correct one back onto you

Hmm. Maybe I should just number my body parts to save time?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Not my name. My lit name.

Do t forget... Your next tattoo is my name...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do t forget... Your next tattoo is my name...

I really don't want Sebastian on my body.

 

[stickygirl]

Bin day tomorrow. That's general waste and garden stuff and the bucket of flybait

 

[Biggalute]

I used to tell everyone at school that my middle name was Sebastian, thought it sounded posh

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I really don't want Sebastian on my body.

Shhhh!!!! You just told everyone my name.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Shhhh!!!! You just told everyone my name.

Sorry Seb.

 

[Biggalute]

Hmm. Maybe I should just number my body parts to save time?

What bit would you give the number 1 too

 

[lingus60]

Shhhh!!!! You just told everyone my name.

Hiya Seb!

 

[lingus60]

I used to tell everyone at school that my middle name was Sebastian, thought it sounded

I really don't want Sebastian on my body.

Not tonight then Wonky.... back off!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Sorry Seb.

Well I'll just tell everyone your name.

Ladies and gentlemen, @Wand3rlust is called Lucy Lastic.

 

[stickygirl]

Well I'll just tell everyone your name.

Ladies and gentlemen, @Wand3rlust is called Lucy Lastic.

Stop calling each other names or you'll go to your rooms and stay there until your bored of masturbating

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Stop calling each other names or you'll go to your rooms and stay there until your bored of masturbating

I'm already bored of it. I've done it four times today

 

[lingus60]

I'm already bored of it. I've done it four times today

That's a very abstemious day for you.... feeling a bit below par today?

 

[lingus60]

Well I'll just tell everyone your name.

Ladies and gentlemen, @Wand3rlust is called Lucy Lastic.

Not true.... I'm sworn to secrecy though....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That's a very abstemious day for you.... feeling a bit below par today?

Aye. I thought I'd take it steady. Don't want to over exert myself in this weather.

Not true.... I'm sworn to secrecy though....

Her real name is Lucy Lastic. Her "real" name is just a cover.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Uh oh. She's angry with me. Again.

 

[lingus60]

Cut your losses and escape while you can....

 

[orangecurious]

I hear Oklahoma is nice this time of year

 

[lingus60]

Oh poor Wonky... don't make him nod again...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I hear Oklahoma is nice this time of year

I'm halfway there!

 

[orangecurious]

I'm halfway there!

Homa is where the heart is

 

[Wand3rlust]

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What bit would you give the number 1 too

I dunno. What bit would YOU give 1 to?