Anyone from the UK?

I thought we were friends.
I hope betrayal tastes good Wonky

It tastes fantastic! Although my plan had a few holes in it. Apparently a bunch of scary men don't appreciate being paid in biscuits...
I hope you choke on them ... the biscuits, not the SAS guys - even a donkey couldn't eat a full one of those
When it comes to biscuits?
Yes.
I hoard those fuckers like I'm Smaug the dragon
The ring's going back to Ratners ... and I'll buy my own fucking Hobnobs! :oops: 🤣
 
Well, it seems I've caused enough mayhem in here with biscuit theft and arguments. I'm off for a lay down.

*Exits the room, his mission accomplished*
Make sure you clear your mouth of Hobnob crumbs before you lay down ... and maybe sleep with one eye open 🥷🤣
 
The garden's absolutely full of them at the moment ; all frantically feeding youngsters. I'm topping bird feeders up almost daily
 
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