Anyone from the UK?

[Lonely_Scot]

We won’t ask what you’ve been doing then to get that….

Chance would be a fine thing etc etc.

Unfortunately I think I need new pillows.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

 

[joclfc]

Tallish

She's 6'9" with the world's longest legs

 

[Wriggle]

Morning all. I've a stiff neck

Did the Viagra get stuck in your throat?

 

[Wriggle]

Terrible
Terrible
Terrible joke.

I'll be off again

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Terrible
Terrible
Terrible joke.

I'll be off again

 

[Biggalute]

Did the Viagra get stuck in your throat?

We use viagra a lot with burns patients.

Helps keep the sheets off their legs

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dad jokes out in force today ..

 

[deft]

Dad jokes out in force today ..

What’s not red?

No tomatoes.

 

[stickygirl]

Huh, @stickygirl is an alt using stolen pictures?

You asked what tallish was! Never said it was me so I am blameless

 

[bikerbonez]

sunny day in east kent, had a nice walk by the sea

 

[Anastasia1999]

Just arrived in my new pad for the next three days. Huge walk-in rainwater shower and a comfy bed and seating area outside/ house for Maedhbh. Expensive coffee machine too. Hurrah!!!!

 

[deft]

Just arrived in my new pad for the next three days. Huge walk-in rainwater shower and a comfy bed and seating area outside/ house for Maedhbh. Expensive coffee machine too. Hurrah!!!!

Need a butler?

 

[Yesok1]

Just arrived in my new pad for the next three days. Huge walk-in rainwater shower and a comfy bed and seating area outside/ house for Maedhbh. Expensive coffee machine too. Hurrah!!!!

Can you fit the coffee make on the back of your bike?

 

[stickygirl]

Can you fit the coffee make on the back of your bike?

That’s the butlers job

 

[Lonely_Scot]

If butler has been taken, I could be concierge or bike valet?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

They brought in targets at work. Reached mine already, do I do more of watch TV?

 

[joclfc]

They brought in targets at work. Reached mine already, do I do more of watch TV?

What target were you shooting at

 

[Lonely_Scot]

What target were you shooting at

I'm an (un)civil servant, so, anything that moves really.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Afternoon

 

[deft]

Afternoon

Hola, Rosie!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hola, Rosie!

Ey up

 

[lingus60]

Ey up

Ey up Yorkie lass...

 

[MrDevereaux]

if you put the bins out with no one around, do your neighbours hear it?

Is it me or are the biscuit companies making the wrappers more difficult to open?

There’s a lot of people on here looking for BBC … I know ITV is all sauce, but it has some good programmes too! What about Channel 4? (Is Channel 5 still a thing?)

 

[Turnedonbysharing]

What are the saucy programmes on ITV? I'm all ears.

 

[scooterboy62]

That's not tallish, she's massive