Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

Morning all.

 

[Polranny]

The only true bin day is Tuesday.

Not following a bank holiday

 

[Lonely_Scot]

The only true bin day is Tuesday.

You spelt Thursday wrong

 

[Polranny]

My bin day is changing. I am waiting on tenter hooks for formal notification scheduled for 12th June

 

[Lonely_Scot]

My bin day is changing. I am waiting on tenter hooks for formal notification scheduled for 12th June

Can we organise a watch party for the announcement. I can sort the buckfast, Irn Bru and maybe deep fried mars bars.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Can we organise a watch party for the announcement. I can sort the buckfast, Irn Bru and maybe deep fried mars bars.

You forgot the shortbread!!

 

[Btq97]

Can we organise a watch party for the announcement. I can sort the buckfast, Irn Bru and maybe deep fried mars bars.

When do the haggis come in to season?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Good morning beautiful people

Holiday Weekend and the sun is shining!! And it’s Scottish Cup Day ️

 

[Polranny]

When do the haggis come in to season?

Speak to the MHH .... Master of the Haggis Hounds. I think it's late October through to Burns Night

 

[Polranny]

I know sweet FA about football

 

[joclfc]

Morning all last day of work until a week Monday

 

[Btq97]

I know sweet FA about football

22 men try to tidy a ball into one of two cupboards. Quite often with little success

 

[MrDevereaux]

men are allowed to play football?

Where will it all end?!

 

[Greylag]

Speak to the MHH .... Master of the Haggis Hounds. I think it's late October through to Burns Night

That’s right!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Good morning folks and wishing you all a lovely weekend. My sons came up to visit me on holidays for the weekend so I’ll be chauffeured around in a car for a change

 

[Lonely_Scot]

When do the haggis come in to season?

Hunting season starts in August

 

[Polranny]

Hunting season starts in August

August is the rutting season for haggis. Approach with extreme caution downwind

 

[Lonely_Scot]

August is the rutting season for haggis. Approach with extreme caution downwind

That would be a pretty niche story.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Good morning folks and wishing you all a lovely weekend. My sons came up to visit me on holidays for the weekend so I’ll be chauffeured around in a car for a change

We always knew you had a chauffeur… but multiple?

 

[MrDevereaux]

August is the rutting season for haggis. Approach with extreme caution downwind

Haggis jizz goes for thousands … I’ve heard.

 

[Polranny]

Haggis jizz goes for thousands … I’ve heard.

If found on the Balmoral Estate it is known as Royal Jelly

 

[lingus60]

I know sweet FA about football

22 guys chase a round thing around for 90 mins, then the Germans win on penalties

 

[arsenallez]

Morning all.

I had a dating app experience yesterday.
So I'm sworn off finding a date. Forever*.


*maybe not forever but for the next few hours at least.

Don't let one bad date ruining your life life's way to short

 

[MrDevereaux]

If found on the Balmoral Estate it is known as Royal Jelly

I thought that was Camilla’s … ‘jelly’

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I thought that was Camilla’s … ‘jelly’