Anyone from the UK?

[joclfc]

Calling @Yesok1 i think you may have to carry out a murder. Sorry Joclfc that is just the rules, touch her lady and she cant be controlled, she’s just the jealous type.

I can't handle one of you 4 let alone 2... I'm gone @AWonkyDonkey I need a ride quickly

 

[lingus60]

Ooh that reminds me this time last week I was sitting in Scarborough sea front drinking beer and playing mini golf

How many shots to get through the windmill? That's not a euphemism btw

 

[joclfc]

How many shots to get through the windmill? That's not a euphemism btw

Two for a window

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

How many shots to get through the windmill? That's not a euphemism btw

It was a lighthouse, and two, because my forfeit on that hole was taking my first shot with my eyes closed

 

[joclfc]

It was a lighthouse, and two, because my forfeit on that hole was taking my first shot with my eyes closed

You weren't playing spin the bottle mini golf were you??

And you used your Jedi powers

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

We were! But a sanctioned by the course version not a lesbian porn movie of your mind version

 

[joclfc]

We were! But a sanctioned by the course version not a lesbian porn movie of your mind version

I wouldn't dream of it.

Quickly jots down thoughts so he remembers in the morning , smirking

 

[Daisy_Love]

Could be Gloucester, or Tebay on the M6 in Cumbria.

They're both run by Westmoreland Services, and piss all over other services

Tebay, that’s it!!

He wants to fight me. Mature.

I think he’d ‘fight’ his own shadow

 

[Saltfountain]

I think he’d ‘fight’ his own shadow

I think he'd lose...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Little man syndrome?

Little beard syndrome.

 

[Saltfountain]

How many shots to get through the windmill? That's not a euphemism btw

Lies af

 

[joclfc]

Tebay, that’s it!!

I think he’d ‘fight’ his own shadow

I think he'd lose...

Pete Pan Adult version

 

[Daisy_Love]

I think he'd lose...

Standard

 

[Saltfountain]

Bellend

FIFY

 

[Daisy_Love]

FIFY

Maybe he’s just ‘misunderstood’

 

[Saltfountain]

Maybe he’s just ‘inadequate’

Couldn't agree more

 

[joclfc]

Couldn't agree more

He misunderstood here

 

[Yesok1]

Calling @Yesok1 i think you may have to carry out a murder. Sorry Joclfc that is just the rules, touch her lady and she cant be controlled, she’s just the jealous type.

Hey baby, you called!

@joclfc I'm going to tell you once and once only. Leave @AmandaKellyUK alone. Neither of us are interested in you joining us in the bath.

any queries, please let me know so I can clear up any confusion.

 

[joclfc]

Hey baby, you called!

@joclfc I'm going to tell you once and once only. Leave @AmandaKellyUK alone. Neither of us are interested in you joining us in the bath.

any queries, please let me know so I can clear up any confusion.

Am I OK to share with @Wand3rlust , @RosewoodTulip or @Daisy_Love or has it got to be @AWonkyDonkey and his stable?

 

[Saltfountain]

Am I OK to share with @Wand3rlust , @RosewoodTulip or @Daisy_Love or has it got to be @AWonkyDonkey and his stable?

I don't believe Yesnowhatever is in a relationship with any of those people...

 

[joclfc]

I don't believe Yesnowhatever is in a relationship with any of those people...

No but she's like Harley Quinn and Poisen Ivy combined, they're enforcer

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Am I OK to share with @Wand3rlust , @RosewoodTulip or @Daisy_Love or has it got to be @AWonkyDonkey and his stable?

I don't know why I've been tagged here but I'd appreciate not being brought in to this discussion

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I think im in a relationship with my right hand.

 

[orangecurious]

i have a free bath, just saying

wait... no, jocif, i didn't mean.....

 

[orangecurious]

I think im in a relationship with my right hand.

remind me never to shake if we meet