Anyone from the UK?

[Tigertiger55]

Feels so good to be home! Manic week travelling and appreciating a slow weekend
Hope everyone’s good x

 

[orangecurious]

He'll need a spreadsheet

i know a story about that

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Hang on, where's @Wriggle ?

He’s already been captured by @Yesok1 and me. Very handy to have someone draw the bath, wash the sheets, general duties around the place. He even has his own outbuilding!

 

[joclfc]

Don't wow me - like you lot never do it

Too busy drinking at night

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Too busy drinking at night

Honestly - wanking will be better for you, physically and mentally.

 

[lingus60]

Too busy drinking at night

That's what mornings are for.....

 

[lingus60]

He’s already been captured by @Yesok1 and me. Very handy to have someone draw the bath, wash the sheets, general duties around the place. He even has his own outbuilding!

Does he get time off for good behaviour?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Does he get time off for good behaviour?

Absolutely not! When have you ever known @Wriggle to demonstrate good behaviour anyway?

 

[lingus60]

Fair point...... at least let the poor sod watch from time to time!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Fair point...... at least let the poor sod watch from time to time!

Ooooooohhhhhh no. Listen maybe.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Ooooooohhhhhh no. Listen maybe.

So very generous of you

 

[lingus60]

You torturess you....

 

[orangecurious]

You torturess you....

smooth talking m....

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

So very generous of you

Oh we are - I’m sure he will tell you that or there will be consequences

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You torturess you....

Only upon request

 

[lingus60]

Oh we are - I’m sure he will tell you that or there will be consequences

Poor @Wriggle . I'm even starting to feel sorry for him now

 

[lingus60]

Only upon request

Application form on its way .......

 

[Yesok1]

The things you miss when you're having a wank

Omg, are you me?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Omg, are you me?

*checks*

Nope. I like cock.

 

[orangecurious]

ok, stop distracting me, i need to get ready to go out

*sips coffee and stares into space*

 

[Wand3rlust]

ok, stop distracting me, i need to get ready to go out

*sips coffee and stares into space*

*flashes boobs*

Oh, if only you'd been looking this way....

 

[orangecurious]

what was that?

 

[lingus60]

*flashes boobs*

Oh, if only you'd been looking this way....

I was!

 

[Yesok1]

In other Lit news, I updated my marital status signature from 'No answer' to 'Taken'. It's not fair to the strangers who send me PMs, calling me sticky witch and expecting a breathless reply

Am I betraying your confidence by saying I thought you had been.

Yeah... I still have threads in AH I look in on occasionally. There are several U18 story rejection threads over there with too many 'but, but' splutters of indignation. I totally get how a story rejection must be a PIA. I've never had one returned, but I write romantic filth, so...

I wrote a story about me as teen in the park, and what I did for a drink. I said I was 18 though.

Calling @Yesok1, we have no room for this, send it back!

They won't give a refund!

For the record I have only ever given blowjobs to married men who weren’t married to any of my friends.

I have never had a cock in my mouth!

Oh fuck, she's in cheery fucker mood again

One of the reasons I love her so!

 

[orangecurious]

*sips coffee*

if anyone asks, i was here all the time