Anyone from the UK?

If I could have one thing in the world, just one...

It wouldn't be world peace.
It wouldn't be an end to world hunger.

It'd be for pigeons to stop shitting on my car.
Things could always be worse Wonky..... could be seagulls.....
 
*stops throwing bird seed on the roof of Wonk's car*

Pigeons you say?
Yes, pigeons. Evil, feathery fuckers. They wait until I've cleaned my car from the last poo bombing sesh and then let rip again. I'm thinking I'll feed them immodium.
Things could always be worse Wonky..... could be seagulls.....

They cheeky little fuckers have recently started dropping snails on my car bonnet too, breaking the shells.
 
Yes, pigeons. Evil, feathery fuckers. They wait until I've cleaned my car from the last poo bombing sesh and then let rip again. I'm thinking I'll feed them immodium.


They cheeky little fuckers have recently started dropping snails on my car bonnet too, breaking the shells.
could be worse, could be a Song Thrush hammering them open on the roof.

*stops leaving snails on the car*

as you were, wonks.
 
I'd let them have the good news with my rifle but I think 7.62 is a bit excessive for pigeons.
 
Yes, pigeons. Evil, feathery fuckers. They wait until I've cleaned my car from the last poo bombing sesh and then let rip again. I'm thinking I'll feed them immodium.


They cheeky little fuckers have recently started dropping snails on my car bonnet too, breaking the shells.
Thought about moving your car?
 
Early in the spring there was a huge Starling murmuration very close to us. All the cars in the vicinity were completely pebble-dashed. I'll send 'em over.....the starlings I mean...not the cars....
 
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