Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

Always.
@Wand3rlust & @AmandaKellyUK are relentless with their double entendre.

 

[Yesok1]

Always.
@Wand3rlust & @AmandaKellyUK are relentless with their double entendre.

It's Amanda's other double interest that gets me.

 

[lingus60]

Always.
@Wand3rlust & @AmandaKellyUK are relentless with their double entendre.

I reckon @Yesok1 can give them a run for their money

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Always.
@Wand3rlust & @AmandaKellyUK are relentless with their double entendre.

They often raise a very good point.

 

[Yesok1]

I wish I could see my partner for lunch. I'd have salad, I enjoy bean and lettuce!

Ooh, I forgot to mention the homemade dressing that's drizzles over the lettuce. It gives it a sharp tang, and it so mouth watering too.

 

[lingus60]

Would that be the all natural dressing with no artificial additives?

 

[Yesok1]

Would that be the all natural dressing with no artificial additives?

Yes! Organic too!

 

[Wriggle]

Nooooo

My butty got lost

 

[Wriggle]

15 minutes delay now

 

[Lonely_Scot]

15 minutes delay now

That's outrageous. I hope you put her over your knee.

 

[Wriggle]

I gave her a postcode with a lowercase l and she put in an uppercase i

 

[lingus60]

And you a postie an all..... wtf

 

[Wriggle]

I'm not a competent postie

 

[Wriggle]

But it's here now....

 

[MrDevereaux]

Wriggle’s playing postman … who’s the postbox?

I hope he’s not overstuffing the letterboxes! “‘Scuse me, couldn’t take a delivery could you?”

*cue Sid Williams laughter*

 

[Celticlight]

Always.
@Wand3rlust & @AmandaKellyUK are relentless with their double entendre.

"She was desperate for a double entendre, so I gave her one"

 

[Yesok1]

And you a postie an all..... wtf

He's only good at posting his dick pics, lol.

 

[MrDevereaux]

He's only good at posting his dick pics, lol.

He is an early riser … always up with the birds

 

[Lonely_Scot]

But does he deliver?

 

[lingus60]

Very heavy loads....

 

[Lonely_Scot]

They arrive early though.

 

[Yesok1]

He has a blue sack!

 

[Wriggle]

He has a blue sack!

You would know
You can't stop clicking on the links.

 

[MrDevereaux]

He has a blue sack!

Someone been at him with the crayons?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Someone been at him with the crayons?

He's part smurf.