Anyone from the UK?

[munch2much]

Good morning lovely UKers!

May your bins smell sweet and the weather be unpredictable.

One of those is more likely than the other

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Good morning lovely UKers!

May your bins smell sweet and the weather be unpredictable.

One of those is more likely than the other

Yeah my bin smells gawjus haha

 

[Yesok1]

Morning all.

As a Friday morning, it's near the weekend. I hope my dick pick brightens up your day.

Flippin’ ‘eck, I thought it was nippy because I have some goosebumps but it seems I have it easy with all the heating going on elsewhere

I lick like it nippy.

 

[deft]

I had the same opinion BC but given that I have crushes on most of the England women's team, I may be seeing things through a different lens
I especially like the message going out to young girls who want to play sport and who previously have been banned from the game above primary school age. Even so, only this last week news emerged of a girls team was thrown out of a local grass-roots club. Mind boggling.

I met Lauren Hemp once. I couldn't really speak.

 

[Yesok1]

The difference with the women's game is that the appeal goes further than the touchline. Arsenal have been so clever to have promoted the off-pitch activities: girls chatting or simply larking around in training. When Miedema and Mead were recovering from ACL injuries, they did little videos to plot their progress, so it made me as a supporter feel involved.

I get that pressure thing to align yourself with a team - my cousins have a Whatsapp group where they yap bollocks to each other about mens footie. It repelled me from the game as much as the snarky attitude in the terraces. Nah.

I am sporty so I suppose I have a different outlook. I love athletics on tv - who didn't fancy Jessica Ennis?!

I follow football, arsenal men and ladies.

I don't really watch other sports. But if I'm channel hopping and something catches my eye, I may linger for a bit, athletics, yes Jess ennis, ladies tennis, or other erotic looking sports activities.

Have a nice day

 

[Wriggle]

I like world series tag, beach volleyball and mud wrestling

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Happy New Year . Hope it’s a good one.

Happy New Year to you also

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Happy New Year to you also

My internet is a tad slow

 

[SophieUK]

I like world series tag, beach volleyball and mud wrestling

Imagine if they were combined … your poor heart

 

[Wriggle]

Imagine if they were combined … your poor heart

Euthanasia for me

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Imagine if they were combined … your poor heart

I am, wellies

 

[stickygirl]

I like world series tag, beach volleyball and mud wrestling

I went to party once where they had girls wrestling in slime. I ended up chatting to one in the bar afterward. She was quite pretty but maybe I wasn't her type... besides it's probably a professional boundary for slime wrestlers to not sleep with clients.

 

[SophieUK]

I went to party once where they had girls wrestling in slime. I ended up chatting to one in the bar afterward. She was quite pretty but maybe I wasn't her type... besides it's probably a professional boundary for slime wrestlers to not sleep with clients.

Maybe it’s a slippery slope ?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I went to party once where they had girls wrestling in slime. I ended up chatting to one in the bar afterward. She was quite pretty but maybe I wasn't her type... besides it's probably a professional boundary for slime wrestlers to not sleep with clients.

So an offer pint of best bitter and small packet of pork scratchings didn't work?... sorry

 

[Yesok1]

Maybe it’s a slippery slope ?

I can't get a grip of that... or that... or, oh! Yes... ok!

 

[stickygirl]

So an offer pint of best bitter and small packet of pork scratchings didn't work?... sorry

No - the performers got free drinks. Besides I had the beginnings of a headache. A friend discovered two people having sex on a snooker table in another room... potting the pink I guess

 

[English_guy_bkk]

No - the performers got free drinks. Besides I had the beginnings of a headache. A friend discovered two people having sex on a snooker table in another room... potting the pink I guess

Another headache?...

 

[Wand3rlust]

No - the performers got free drinks. Besides I had the beginnings of a headache. A friend discovered two people having sex on a snooker table in another room... potting the pink I guess

Where was this again?...

 

[deft]

Where was this again?...

+1

 

[stickygirl]

At some grand house or other. It was a ticketed all-night do and I went with a bunch of friends. It was interesting and totally hedonistic.

 

[deft]

At some grand house or other. It was a ticketed all-night do and I went with a bunch of friends. It was interesting and totally hedonistic.

Can we be friends?

 

[Yesok1]

At some grand house or other. It was a ticketed all-night do and I went with a bunch of friends. It was interesting and totally hedonistic.

Sounds like @Wriggle place!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

At some grand house or other. It was a ticketed all-night do and I went with a bunch of friends. It was interesting and totally hedonistic.

Did you get a wristband?

 

[SophieUK]

Where was this again?...

Asking for a friend?

 

[lingus60]

A threesome could have meant a double into the middle pocket.......