Anyone from the UK?

I love football but to be honest prefer watching ladies international stuff. Not for the obvious reasons but because it’s just better and more honest. No pissing about or play acting. Get up and get on with it….brilliant!
You prefer women's internationals to women's club football?

Or women's international football to any football?
 
I'd join in but I'm too busy spamming every female on Lit with my latest masterpiece I'm expecting to be drowning in PM's from ladies gagging for some of my time by the end of the afternoon.
I think there is every chance you will be drowned. Not as you describe but with a concrete block very firmly cable tied to your balls. Been nice knowing you! 😂
 
So I’ve just caught up with today’s chat in this thread - what the actual fuck? I leave you all alone for a day and it goes wild with snooker entendre and dick pics.

I am now officially on my own for a month - so glad i don’t live in the middle of the countryside with no one around to help when the escaped lunatic turns up! 😱
 
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