Anyone from the UK?

[MrDevereaux]

welcome and excuse the mess... the hired help are on holiday and it's all gone to pot.

well, i am the hired help really and i just can't be arsed, so... meh!

the chairs aren't THAT dirty

I was going to say: I hoovered yesterday, it’s not that bad. Just don’t open the door to the spare room

 

[youngcouple25uk]

Welcome! Be careful with some of the chairs, biscuit crumbs and suspicious stains render some of them sticky.

will sit on someones lap if ok lol

 

[orangecurious]

will sit on someones lap if ok lol

mine is reserved, bit otherwise, take your pick

 

[MrDevereaux]

mine is reserved, bit otherwise, take your pick

Only thing that is reserved about you!

Wait, not taking my … oh, pick. Never mind.

 

[MrDevereaux]

will sit on someones lap if ok lol

There’s plenty to go around! lol

 

[Wriggle]

Soz.
To busy being a daddy today.
Can't party.

 

[joclfc]

I was going to say: I hoovered yesterday, it’s not that bad. Just don’t open the door to the spare room

Which one?

 

[joclfc]

will sit on someones lap if ok lol

I don't mind sharing

 

[MrDevereaux]

The one that you keep saying has your ‘important things’ in it.

 

[orangecurious]

the one that NO ONE ever goes in... the one with the wailing sound coming from behind it.

THAT one

 

[lingus60]

You summoned me?
Who am I greeting?

Don't worry... I'll explain when they've have all settled down ...

 

[joclfc]

the one that NO ONE ever goes in... the one with the wailing sound coming from behind it.

THAT one

Isn't that the one we put Wonky in on the weekends?

 

[orangecurious]

Isn't that the one we put Wonky in on the weekends?

no, no one deserves that.... i mean the creature howling in the room, obvs

 

[Yesok1]

the one that NO ONE ever goes in... the one with the wailing sound coming from behind it.

THAT one

It's the ONE, with my girlfriend tied to the bed, because visitors called when we were in the middle of something.

 

[orangecurious]

It's the ONE, with my girlfriend tied to the bed, because visitors called when we were in the middle of something.

no time for the gag then?

 

[Yesok1]

no time for the gag then?

Oh yes, the wailing is muffled is it not!

 

[orangecurious]

Oh yes, the wailing is muffled is it not!

wow... may need soundproofing

 

[Yesok1]

wow... may need soundproofing

It is!

 

[joclfc]

It's the ONE, with my girlfriend tied to the bed, because visitors called when we were in the middle of something.

Is that why you're in trouble today?

Oh yes, the wailing is muffled is it not!

Ok, what did you stuff in her mouth this time?

 

[Btq97]

What a nice end to weekend.
It's not pissing down at the moment.
The neighbours are not offering burnt sacrificed to which ever god the follow.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I knew we should have put locks on the doors!

 

[joclfc]

Who needs to put their bins out tonight, mine are done already

 

[MrDevereaux]

What a nice end to weekend.
It's not pissing down at the moment.
The neighbours are not offering burnt sacrificed to which ever god the follow.

When you say ‘not pissing down’ is that in the … you can stand out in the rain with an umbrella by the bbq?

I’m willing to bet they’ve burnt the sausage (no sun cream) and it’s raw in the middle … and as for the drumsticks …

 

[orangecurious]

I knew we should have put locks on the doors!

there are... just on the other side.

 

[MrDevereaux]

there are... just on the other side.

I’ll get the “please use locks” one I got with a disclaimer “and we don’t mean the canal sort … water sports are that way”