Anyone from the UK?

[Greylag]

Good morning everyone, I hope everyone is set for a fab day and week. For anyone who has their bin collected before Friday - may thy bin chip and shatter.

How can anyone be so mean as to think such a thing, let alone say it. (Storms off in a sulk).

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Is Thursday close enough?

Your bin will will splinter and fracture into pieces that will then be crushed under the righteous wheels of the Friday bin lorry - sorry

 

[Supplyanddemand]

Good morning everyone, I hope everyone is set for a fab day and week. For anyone who has their bin collected before Friday - may thy bin chip and shatter.

I think tomorrow is garden waste 🗑 but it's too early to compute the complex dance of bin cycle collections

 

[Greylag]

Good morning.

I want a coffee.

I'd like to bosh some wet twat to kick this Monday off, where's the ladies at? Let me attem...

You are probably speaking for most of Lit but …….

 

[Greylag]

Morning all!

There’s one lot of birdsong in the morning that is great to listen to, especially against backdrop of minimal traffic noise … quite pleasant.

Some stuff happened yesterday.

Hope you are okay!

 

[MrDevereaux]

Hope you are okay!

Thank you.

Yes, hanging in here.

 

[Greylag]

Thank you.

Yes, hanging in here.

If you need to talk feel free!

 

[lingus60]

Your bin will will splinter and fracture into pieces that will then be crushed under the righteous wheels of the Friday bin lorry - sorry

An unforgiving God indeed…

 

[lingus60]

I'm ok. Just been incredibly busy amd short staffed. How are you?

Hi NC. Hope you’re well!

 

[orangecurious]

morning all

 

[MrDevereaux]

morning all

Morning.

You made it out the shower …

 

[orangecurious]

Morning.

You made it out the shower …

it was busy in there

 

[MrDevereaux]

it was busy in there

Telling me!

Felt a bit rude to stand outside the door clearing my throat. Hope you scrubbed up well

 

[orangecurious]

well, someone insisted i wash their hair... it takes time. you know, conditioner and stuff

 

[MrDevereaux]

Yes.

There was a lot of ‘conditioner’ on the walls. Anyone would think you’d been squirting it around!

Call the cleaning lady.

 

[orangecurious]

CLEANING WOMAN!!!

rather obscure Steve Martin reference... sorry, my brain is a bit, distracted this morning.

i believe it is monday... i can hear the bin men

 

[MrDevereaux]

rather obscure Steve Martin reference... sorry, my brain is a bit, distracted this morning.

i believe it is monday... i can hear the bin men

It sounds like you have a good distraction! Good to see you so … distracted.

 

[orangecurious]

i have no idea what you mean... i shall deny it all

meanwhile... coffee

 

[MrDevereaux]

i have no idea what you mean... i shall deny it all

meanwhile... coffee

Haha.

Enjoy the coffee!

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Carry on UK resumes

 

[orangecurious]

i have no idea what anyone is on about. I am just drinking coffee and trying to work

 

[MrDevereaux]

Orange: is that a bin schedule in your pocket or are you just pleased to see [redacted]

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Get your bins out for the lads.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

A bit in limbo today. New job on hold as failed pysch eval. Might be going back to my old post after all.

Send biscuits.

 

[Wand3rlust]

A bit in limbo today. New job on hold as failed pysch eval. Might be going back to my old post after all.

Send biscuits.

*Lobs over rich teas*