Anyone from the UK?

[joclfc]

I spent so much time flying with my work, I got heartily sick of it. That's the main reason I retired early. I wouldn't mind at all if I never got on another plane

My daughters boyfriend just came back from a conference in Chicago, when he landed there, he had an hours taxi ride from the airport, then straight into a 3 hour meeting

 

[joclfc]

Been in A&E for a couple of hours with work

 

[lingus60]

My daughters boyfriend just came back from a conference in Chicago, when he landed there, he had an hours taxi ride from the airport, then straight into a 3 hour meeting

Don’t even get me started on my travel nightmare stories. One of the worst was when Iceland volcano went off for second time. We sat on plane at airport for 8 hours before it even left the gate. I have enough travel stories to fill a book….

 

[MrDevereaux]

Don’t even get me started on my travel nightmare stories. One of the worst was when Iceland volcano went off for second time. We sat on plane at airport for 8 hours before it even left the gate. I have enough travel stories to fill a book….

Do any of them feature airport bathrooms, people mopping their brow and swooning over the bins only to fall into the various cubicles all having lots of sex …

 

[orangecurious]

*looks around and drinks coffee*

swear i saw

 

[joclfc]

Don’t even get me started on my travel nightmare stories. One of the worst was when Iceland volcano went off for second time. We sat on plane at airport for 8 hours before it even left the gate. I have enough travel stories to fill a book….

I had one in late 80s from Bristol Airport where we had a bomb scare in the terminal and they opened the doors so we could all get on the plane earlier

 

[stickygirl]

As Monday afternoon turns to eventide, the bin is safely stored and I can reflect on a day rich with the rewards of my labour. Reheated pasta for supper when he gets back... I should slip into something slinky and sheer

 

[orangecurious]

strange times

 

[MrDevereaux]

*looks around and drinks coffee*

swear i saw

Badgers?

 

[orangecurious]

Badgers?

badgers, badgers, we don't need no stinkn' badgers

 

[MrDevereaux]

strange times

The trees in Dunsinane did move in the twilight

Yes. Shakespeare reference gone wrong. Bite me. Haha

 

[MrDevereaux]

badgers, badgers, we don't need no shaved' badgers

There. Fixed.

 

[orangecurious]

The trees in Dunsinane did move in the twilight

Yes. Shakespeare reference gone wrong. Bite me. Haha

mine was said in a Local Hero way "strange times, Archie, strange times" don't do shakespeare

 

[stickygirl]

badgers, badgers, we don't need no stinkn' badgers

badgers song

 

[MrDevereaux]

mine was said in a Local Hero way "strange times, Archie, strange times" don't do shakespeare

No one does, he’s dead now.

I used to have bits memorised … all gone now. Can occasionally do R&J prologue, obligatory few lines of Hamlet … bits of Macbeth

 

[orangecurious]

badgers song

i was going to look for that, bit i'm too tired

hope you are well, Ms Sticks

 

[stickygirl]

i was going to look for that, bit i'm too tired

hope you are well, Ms Sticks

My pleasure
and thank you for your kind enquiry
*makes deep curtsey but not so deep you can see my tits*

 

[orangecurious]

My pleasure
and thank you for your kind enquiry
*makes deep curtsey but not so deep you can see my tits*

i am a gentleman, i would not... cleavage is like the sun, glance then look away

 

[lingus60]

Do any of them feature airport bathrooms, people mopping their brow and swooning over the bins only to fall into the various cubicles all having lots of sex …

They were just the normal, everyday boring ones

 

[stickygirl]

No one does, he’s dead now.

I used to have bits memorised … all gone now. Can occasionally do R&J prologue, obligatory few lines of Hamlet … bits of Macbeth

Oh, that reminds me *sigh*
I went to a performance of R&J at Stratford with a gf years ago. She quoted the entire "But Soft, What light from yon window breaks..." I wanted to kiss her hard right there and then but had to wait till later

 

[MrDevereaux]

Oh, that reminds me *sigh*
I went to a performance of R&J at Stratford with a gf years ago. She quoted the entire "But Soft, What light from yon window breaks..." I wanted to kiss her hard right there and then but had to wait till later

That is one hell of a speech!

 

[stickygirl]

That is one hell of a speech!

I've learned it myself since... well most of it... bits of it I thought it was so amazing and hot that she knew it.
Two of the fairest stars in all the heavens, having some business do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their sphere till they return
*swoons*
No one has ever entreated my eyes... apart from the optician.

 

[MrDevereaux]

*runs off to find copy of R&J*

 

[orangecurious]

*plays the Dire Straits song*

 

[stickygirl]

*plays the Dire Straits song*

These mist coloured mount





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Are a home now to me