Anyone from the UK?

I spent so much time flying with my work, I got heartily sick of it. That's the main reason I retired early. I wouldn't mind at all if I never got on another plane
My daughters boyfriend just came back from a conference in Chicago, when he landed there, he had an hours taxi ride from the airport, then straight into a 3 hour meeting
 
My daughters boyfriend just came back from a conference in Chicago, when he landed there, he had an hours taxi ride from the airport, then straight into a 3 hour meeting
Don’t even get me started on my travel nightmare stories. One of the worst was when Iceland volcano went off for second time. We sat on plane at airport for 8 hours before it even left the gate. I have enough travel stories to fill a book….
 
Don’t even get me started on my travel nightmare stories. One of the worst was when Iceland volcano went off for second time. We sat on plane at airport for 8 hours before it even left the gate. I have enough travel stories to fill a book….
Do any of them feature airport bathrooms, people mopping their brow and swooning over the bins only to fall into the various cubicles all having lots of sex …
 
Don’t even get me started on my travel nightmare stories. One of the worst was when Iceland volcano went off for second time. We sat on plane at airport for 8 hours before it even left the gate. I have enough travel stories to fill a book….
I had one in late 80s from Bristol Airport where we had a bomb scare in the terminal and they opened the doors so we could all get on the plane earlier 🤣🤣🤣
 
mine was said in a Local Hero way "strange times, Archie, strange times" don't do shakespeare
No one does, he’s dead now.

I used to have bits memorised … all gone now. Can occasionally do R&J prologue, obligatory few lines of Hamlet … bits of Macbeth
 
No one does, he’s dead now.

I used to have bits memorised … all gone now. Can occasionally do R&J prologue, obligatory few lines of Hamlet … bits of Macbeth
Oh, that reminds me *sigh*
I went to a performance of R&J at Stratford with a gf years ago. She quoted the entire "But Soft, What light from yon window breaks..." I wanted to kiss her hard right there and then but had to wait till later
 
Oh, that reminds me *sigh*
I went to a performance of R&J at Stratford with a gf years ago. She quoted the entire "But Soft, What light from yon window breaks..." I wanted to kiss her hard right there and then but had to wait till later
That is one hell of a speech!
 
That is one hell of a speech!
I've learned it myself since... well most of it... bits of it :) I thought it was so amazing and hot that she knew it.
Two of the fairest stars in all the heavens, having some business do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their sphere till they return
*swoons*
No one has ever entreated my eyes... apart from the optician.
 
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