Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

*side eyes @orangecurious and @Lonely_Scot *

 

[Lonely_Scot]

*side eyes @orangecurious and @Lonely_Scot *

Types out about it being a king sized bed, thinks better of it and deletes it.

 

[orangecurious]

*checks premier inn website*

they don't seem to do honeymoon suites. i could order us a breakfast, will that do?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

*checks premier inn website*

they don't seem to do honeymoon suites. i could order us a breakfast, will that do?

Their brekkie is decent enough

 

[orangecurious]

I’m beginning to suspect this bin thing might be a metaphor, a euphemism.

All those strapping bin men coming to take care of your loads …

next you'll be suspecting the showers are imaginary

 

[MrDevereaux]

next you'll be suspecting the showers are imaginary

So, I’ve been standing in a shower cubicle with no water … soaping myself up … with imaginary soap?!

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[Lonely_Scot]

So, I’ve been standing in a shower cubicle with no water … soaping myself up … with imaginary soap?!

Available next time on PPV

 

[orangecurious]

So, I’ve been standing in a shower cubicle with no water … soaping myself up … with imaginary soap?!

no... you've been standing in the middle of an empty room... there is no shower... what's more, it's on cctv

*waves*

the water was real, just not connected... plumbers, ya know

 

[MrDevereaux]

no... you've been standing in the middle of an empty room... there is no shower... what's more, it's on cctv

*waves*

the water was real, just not connected... plumbers, ya know

You were there! I knew you were spying on me.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

no... you've been standing in the middle of an empty room... there is no shower... what's more, it's on cctv

*waves*

the water was real, just not connected... plumbers, ya know

 

[orangecurious]

You were there! I knew you were spying on me.

the camera.. remember the camera?

*photos for sale, people... enquire within*

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Morning All.

 

[orangecurious]

Morning All.

morning NC. hope you are well

we're all off to the shower if you need us

 

[MrDevereaux]

Morning NC!

The showers are full at the moment. There’s plenty of shampoo to be going around though.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning All.

Hey NC - how are you?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Hey NC - how are you?

Struggling tbh. Still alive though. How are you?

 

[orangecurious]

sending hugs, NC

 

[Yesok1]

Struggling tbh. Still alive though. How are you?

Keep on sweetie. You can do it! Cheering you from the side lines.

I'm mostly up at the moment, but have a few wobbles recently.

 

[Yesok1]

Why are hmrc sending me SA fines when the SA form for 22/23 says it's already been submitted and I can't talk to anybody. The effing hold music too.

 

[orangecurious]

it is a wobbly time

 

[Yesok1]

it is a wobbly time

Luckily someone's here to help me with my wobbles.

 

[orangecurious]

Why are hmrc sending me SA fines when the SA form for 22/23 says it's already been submitted and I can't talk to anybody. The effing hold music too.

i actually remember when MHRC were vaguely helpful. We now have a "delays at hmrc" category at work for stuff

 

[Yesok1]

£10 per day fines they're dishing out to me! I just want to talk to them!

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Government departments eh. Pffft.