Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

Tongue lashing. I'm an expert in cleavage and tongue lashings, where do I queue?

Are you looking to lash, or be lashed?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Looks like everybody’s up for getting a @Wand3rlust tongue-lashing!

Not me. I'm adorable, innocent and haven't done anything wrong so I'm safe.





For once.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you looking to lash, or be lashed?

He means ..

Are you the lasher, or the lashee?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not me. I'm adorable, innocent and haven't done anything wrong so I'm safe.





For once.

The last 4 words are about the only true thing in that post...

 

[deft]

He means ..

Are you the lasher, or the lashee?

One gets the impression @Yesok1 is up for both…

 

[Yesok1]

Its stretching around the block.

Now that's a tongue that's piqued my interest

 

[Yesok1]

One gets the impression @Yesok1 is up for both…

Yes, just don't tell Amanda.

 

[Yesok1]

He means ..

Are you the lasher, or the lashee?

Does that mean you're a rimmer?

 

[joclfc]

Well just got in the car to come home and the dash temp said 23°c.
Why am I working in this heat?

 

[Yesok1]

Changing subject quickly. Do people go skiing in bikinis?

 

[joclfc]

Ok..... I'm changing my AV... right now.You asked for it....knobbly knees time....

Donald where's your trousers?

 

[deft]

Changing subject quickly. Do people go skiing in bikinis?

They did do in a series of “educational clips” I once saw entitled “Snow Bunnies”…

 

[Wand3rlust]

Does that mean you're a rimmer?

Or a rimmee.

You're getting the hang of this.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

The last 4 words are about the only true thing in that post...

I'll have you know I am adorable. I was adorable before it became the fashion.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Changing subject quickly. Do people go skiing in bikinis?

If they don't then they definitely should.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Changing subject quickly. Do people go skiing in bikinis?

Usually in snow.

 

[orangecurious]

Changing subject quickly. Do people go skiing in bikinis?

water skiing

otherwise... wind chill

 

[Yesok1]

They did do in a series of “educational clips” I once saw entitled “Snow Bunnies”…

I've been scared I'd break something. But looking at her, i might be pursuaded!

Usually in snow.

water skiing

otherwise... wind chill

Oh yes, I forgot that you could ski on water. I thought that was skating, but thats rollerskating!

 

[Lonely_Scot]

water skiing

otherwise... wind chill

Has its good points

 

[Yesok1]

Or a rimmee.

You're getting the hang of this.

OK, I'm an expert on cleavage, tongue lashing and rimming.

Anything else I could be an expert in? I forget about them until someone mentions it.

 

[deft]

I've been scared I'd break something. But looking at her, i might be pursuaded!

So you want to ski in a bikini, then? Just remember to wear a helmet, you’ll be OK

 

[Lonely_Scot]

So you want to ski in a bikini, then? Just remember to wear a helmet, you’ll be OK

It's my helmet I'd be worried about

 

[deft]

It's my helmet I'd be worried about

Don’t worry, helmets are designed to take a good bashing

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Don’t worry, helmets are designed to take a good bashing

A good polishing too.

 

[Yesok1]

It's my helmet I'd be worried about

If you fall over, just check it, rub it off and put it back. Do you use your own or hire one for the ride?