Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

i chewed it

 

[MrDevereaux]

Should I ask where it's been first?

Best not.

Even I’m not sure.

Don’t sniff the crayon

 

[Lonely_Scot]

i chewed it

Again? Worse than having a puppy.

 

[MrDevereaux]

One hundred sixty six posts of nonsense to go …

 

[lingus60]

Then what happens?

 

[MrDevereaux]

It’ll be like new year’s, everyone dances around, looks at each other and says the magic words: is it bin day tomorrow!

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Then what happens?

Is it like y2k?

 

[orangecurious]

do we get our own crayons?

 

[MrDevereaux]

do we get our own crayons?

You get a chew toy

 

[orangecurious]

you can't forge stuff with a chew toy

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oh no guys

I just realised

I've been away for a few days and didn't get anyone to put my bin out!!!

 

[lingus60]

Whip yourself with birch twigs....... you brazen hussy you....

 

[Lonely_Scot]

you can't forge stuff with a chew toy

If anyone can...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Whip yourself with birch twigs....... you brazen hussy you....

Ok that's not really gonna be that much of a punishment. I'm very weak (and it also sounds fun )

 

[MrDevereaux]

Whip yourself with birch twigs....... you brazen hussy you....

Steady on.

Would have said leaving the crusts on the cucumber sandwiches …

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh no guys

I just realised

I've been away for a few days and didn't get anyone to put my bin out!!!

You'll have to move to California with me. You're going to get booted out of the UK for this!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You'll have to move to California with me. You're going to get booted out of the UK for this!

I'll come and stay anyway. It'll be so much fun

 

[orangecurious]

we'll have to have some exchange programme... just to check out the bin system, obvs. no other reason

 

[Polranny]

everybody in my nook is stealing themselves for the new bin day on Friday. The recycling is full to overflowing because we have gone for 10 days instead of 7. As for the food caddies .... dont ask! Suffice to say the local fauna are gorging themselves

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Remember. All the beautiful people put their bins out on Thursday night for a Friday collection.

 

[deft]

Remember. All the beautiful people put their bins out on Thursday night for a Friday collection.

We're guru-level... we have gated alleys, so the bins stay out. One doesn't even need to know what bin day it is. The freedom this gives one to think about other things is massively under-rated.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

My commercial recycling bin got missed today. Its already overflowing. If they don't come tomorrow I shall be forced to write a strongly worded email.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

We're guru-level... we have gated alleys, so the bins stay out. One doesn't even need to know what bin day it is. The freedom this gives one to think about other things is massively under-rated.

I never thought I'd be jealous about someone else's bin collection.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

My commercial recycling bin got missed today. Its already overflowing. If they don't come tomorrow I shall be forced to write a strongly worded email.

I've written it for you so you don't have to...

To Whom It May Concern,

EMPTY MY FUCKING BIN!

Signed,
Northern cardinal


Don't worry... I haven't charged you.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Remember. All the beautiful people put their bins out on Thursday night for a Friday collection.

You trying to say my Tuesday bin day means I'm not beautiful