Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

Except I was down in Bristol a couple of weekends back and I got lost, so I might be late.

 

[Great_Scot]

If only. Men seem very reluctant for some reason.

 

[Wriggle]

Remember that kid in art at school who was fucking amazing at drawing and painting and then would always go "it's not very food, is it?"

If only. Men seem very reluctant for some reason.

 

[Great_Scot]

Remember that kid in art at school who was fucking amazing at drawing and painting and then would always go "it's not very food, is it?"

Agreed. Wrote lots more and deleted it as she'd kick me in the balls.

 

[LucieLou007]

Except I was down in Bristol a couple of weekends back and I got lost, so I might be late.

Read the signposts

 

[Great_Scot]

Read the signposts

I thought postmen(retired or not) had an Impeccable sense of direction

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Read the signposts

Forgot the glasses

 

[Wriggle]

Read the signposts

They quite clearly say fuck off

 

[LucieLou007]

They quite clearly say fuck off

Oh i thought they said "welcome to hell"

 

[Wriggle]

Oh i thought they said "welcome to hell"

But that's where all my friends are going.

 

[Great_Scot]

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

My God my brain is so frigging foggy. I cannot concentrate. Everything seems reeeaaallly, slow!

 

[Great_Scot]

My God my brain is so frigging foggy. I cannot concentrate. Everything seems reeeaaallly, slow!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

At least someone has taken my mind off things! Getting me to imagine peeling lycra from her and asking what I'd do next. Well...

 

[Wriggle]

That's it, I'm joining the gym.

 

[Great_Scot]

At least someone has taken my mind off things! Getting me to imagine peeling lycra from her and asking what I'd do next. Well...

oh I can imagine how that's going to go.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

oh I can imagine how that's going to go.

Tongues and kisses! Feeling her soft, smooth and salty skin against my lips, listening to her lusty moans of pleasure, as I near her very special place.

 

[Great_Scot]

 

[RosewoodTulip]

 

[LucieLou007]

Still sat in the sun drinking cider, the butler did a no show

 

[Great_Scot]

Still sat in the sun drinking cider, the butler did a no show

Butler in the buff driving around lost. It was on the news...

 

[Wriggle]

Still sat in the sun drinking cider, the butler did a no show

My spinning bow tie got me into an accident.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Anybody else like watching the hundred cricket competition? It's on TV atm. Highly entertaining; 100 balls per team. Total opposite of test match format. Bish, bash, bosh....

The 2 matches they showed last night were very disappointing to say the least.

I'm not totally convinced the format is an audience winner compared to T20 - and the graphics on the TV are so 1980's Sinclair Spectrum

 

[Sparky74]

The 2 matches they showed last night were very disappointing to say the least.

I'm not totally convinced the format is an audience winner compared to T20 - and the graphics on the TV are so 1980's Sinclair Spectrum

Would have to agree I much prefer T20 format of the Game also IPL, and love test cricket to.

 

[Heidi_UK]

Gimme test any day of the week. Or five.