Anyone from the UK?

[Adorabubble]

*Streaks across the thread*

 

[KeenVoyeur]

*Streaks across the thread*

You'll be in bother for such behaviour young lady ... can't have that kind of thing going on in here!

(You could film it and send me a copy in DM though ... )

 

[thefishfryer]

*Streaks across the thread*

Damn. Missed it.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Damn. Missed it.

She was very quick ... could be an Olympian

 

[Wriggle]

*Streaks across the thread*

My monitor says lies.

 

[Wriggle]

Anyway, fuck it, I'm going home.

 

[EbersMoll]

*Streaks across the thread*

Thought I saw something but then I cleaned my glasses and all was clear again.

 

[thefishfryer]

My monitor says lies.

You have a talking lizard?

 

[Wriggle]

You have a talking lizard?

It's like Tommy Lee's in episode 2 of Pam & Tommy

 

[thefishfryer]

It's like Tommy Lee's in episode 2 of Pam & Tommy

I'm not familiar with it, but after a little research I can guess.

 

[Wriggle]

He has a talking penis and it's one of the best bits of surreal TV from 2023

 

[lingus60]

He has a talking penis and it's one of the best bits of surreal TV from 2023

I'm surprised there isn't a talking penis app these days..... or maybe there is

 

[EbersMoll]

I'm surprised there isn't a talking penis app these days..... or maybe there is

Wouldn’t work with me, I’m Android.

 

[orangecurious]

evening

 

[Adorabubble]

Evening, cooking a curry then out to celebrate a friend's birthday

 

[thefishfryer]

Evening, cooking a curry then out to celebrate a friend's birthday

Enjoy. Stay safe.

 

[Wriggle]

There's actually a massive party at my house tonight so I'm going to a hotel for a rest.

 

[lingus60]

There's actually a massive party at my house tonight so I'm going to a hotel for a rest.

Been a while since Wriggle mansion hosted..... where are the invites?

 

[lingus60]

Evening. Glorious sunshine and blue sky here. Cooking dinner while listening to test match special... the sound of summer....

 

[Wriggle]

Been a while since Wriggle mansion hosted..... where are the invites?

17 & 18 year olds and their peers only - I'm not invited this time

 

[lingus60]

S

17 & 18 year olds and their peers only - I'm not invited this time

Smart move... keep well away. Who's clearing up though tomorrow?

 

[Wriggle]

Not me.
I'm at work.

 

[stickygirl]

Phew... I thought I'd clicked on this thread but ended up in
'So how does it feel to have a cock up your ass?'

Smart move... keep well away. Who's clearing up though tomorrow?

then read that ^^ line

 

[spiderwal]

Evening everyone, I hope you all have a great weekend

 

[orangecurious]

evening